Round and Brown 31 Review

Reviewed by Sean Renaud  on  7/17/2014

Heading In: I’m heading into this with a fair amount of mixed feelings. When it comes to porn there are a couple of rules that I’ve found you should stick to. If the porn is picking it’s girls to fit into any given look other than maybe blonde or big tits (and that could equally be my personal taste but I think it’s the sheer volume of them in the industry) that you’re going to get at least a girl or two who was chosen solely because someone was wandering through the list of available models checking off boxes. That and when a series hits double digits they are probably being shat off an assembly line with minimal quality control. That said Reality Kings is one of only a few companies that I pretty much trust completely.
Scene by Scene:
Scene 1: Jade Aspen
Dear god, I just started this DVD and Jade Aspen the cream colored beauty already has me enjoying her round, brown behind. As sexy as she is twenty minutes of her posing for the camera, occasionally with some guys head shoved between her legs is fucking absurd. Fortunately you can skip past it all but if you’ve got twenty minutes to waste put together some cheesy dialogue or something. After that Jade hits all the expected notes and positions, the way her tits bounce in the reverse cowgirl is truly ball draining.

Overall I hope to get to see more of Jade Aspen, she’s got the look and if she gets a little more energy in her performance or just better direction she could easily be a big fucking deal.

Scene 2: Sapphire and Toni
Sapphire and Toni of chocolate colored cuties who have a deep craving for cock. This tease is still an intolerable ten minutes long but the two girls playing and prancing around in their socks and booty shorts is infinitely more watchable as is watching them walk around the house. They end their tease in a tub and decide to share sucking cock then get out and fuck along the side of the tub ending with him waxing one wonderful ass.

Overall the two girls work together better than most girls in three way shoots. You never have one girl just sort of sitting there playing with herself, she’s always involved, kissing, licking, slapping, and that’s huge. The set is nice but kinda limits the positions and two girls basically all the fucking is doggy? C’mon you can do better.

Scene 3: Ana and Krystal
Ana and Krystal are nice dark skinned sistas who start our their scene with a lot of twerking. Twelve minutes of tease, dear Reality Kings. That’s too fucking much, while I doubt there is a stripper on the planet who could hold my attention that long without becoming boring she certainly can’t with twerking being the only move she knows. Wrap that shit up. The blow job start is great but there really isn’t anything in the world quite as sexy as two girls taking turns sucking cock and Ana’s bracelets jingling together while she sucks alternates between being the sexiest thing in the world and the most obnoxious. We get the usual cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, but having the girls stacked for doggy is fucking amazing and the double facial is a great finish.

Overall I’m impressed with Ana and Krystal, the girls work well together and could give some tips to a lot of other girls about how to keep both girls busy.

Scene 4: London Reinas

Princess London is a bit on the thick side with the award winning tits that come with it, straight blonde hair and light skin. She is in no realistic terms fat but this is porn, which is like Hollywood, if you like little stick figure girls with fake boobs you’re gonna want to skip this, if you don’t have a problem with a real woman. . .well you’re in for a goddamn treat then. She sucks, she fucks, and again if you like big tits bouncing with every thrust this woman will have your cock at attention the entire time ending with a fantastic cum shot.

Overall the truth is that London Reinas isn’t for everybody and I would be remiss in not telling you that she’s not one of your little stick figure Halle Berry type babes. Personally I value enthusiasm and looks over strictly waist size but I’m the minority and I know it.

Scene 5: Mya Lushes
Dear fucking God Mya Lushes why she’s wasting her time fucking for money when she could be modeling is anybody’s guess but I’m glad she’s doing it. Mya’s tease is the best so far with her playing with herself and being played with, which is actually a bit of a shame because she also had the best scenario for some kind of skit with her being a sexy DJ gearing up for a party. I love this woman, she hungrily slurps down cock like she’ll never get another taste in her life and the way she squeals when she’s being stuffed full of cock is the sort of thing wet dreams are made of the only downside to this woman is she doesn’t want to get any doesn’t greedily gobble down come.

Overall when the only complaint I can come up with is that the girl kept her mouth closed during the cum shot instead of opening wide and inviting the stud to coat her tongue with cum you’ve got a fucking winner.

Scene 6: Brandy
Brandy is our show stopping dark skinned babe. She’s another one who thankfully rushes through her tease which is mostly her talking to the camera woman about how cute she is. I think I’ve made my point about intros though so I’ll skip it and instead talk about how lovely she is. She puts on a good performance sucking and fucking, good set, there is nothing to complain about at all.

Summary: Round and Brown 31 is more than adequate for ebony porn. The girls are all lovely and good energy. The scenes are all easily to tell apart and the features all work flawlessly. The intros drag like nobody’s business some clocking in at over ten minutes and ironically the ones that you wouldn’t mind taking a little longer are the ones that end up being over the fastest. Whether or not you pick this up has a lot to do with if you like black girls though, if black girls aren’t your thing skip this, if interracial isn’t your thing skip this.

Heading Out: I didn’t know heading in that this was interracial porn, it’s not a problem for me at all but I do like my porn labeled. Other than that I was pleasantly surprised all around, every girl on here is one that I would love to see in more porn, the threesomes are surprisingly well put together.
Extras: The only extras on here are a cumshot recap and a photo gallery, they didn’t even bother with trailers so I have to dock it a point but honestly nobody cares if the extras are lacking, when the rest of the DVD is in tip top shape.