Rock Hard 1 (Vertigo Films) Review

Studio: Vertigo Videos
Director: Martin Del Toro
Year: 2004

Feature Time: 1:46:18

Extras: Bonus Footage and Trailers (0:28:03)

Starring:
Lauren Phoenix (Cover Girl)
Shy Love
Rio Mariah
Nikki Hunter
Vanessa Lane

Themes: Rough, DP, Anal, Spitting

A few weeks ago, I watched this movie "Rock Hard 2" from the new studio Vertigo Videos. The only thing it did was make my dick permanently "Rock Hard." It's pretty much a depraved DP fuck-fest of gonzo pornography. Needless to say, I was eagerly anticipating the first volume in the series as well. The first "Rock Hard" has the luscious Lauren Phoenix on the cover, which certainly doesn't hurt. I can only hope that the first installment is half as good as the scorching second.

One thing that Vertigo is doing in their videos which must be mentioned is the whole spitting thing, especially right onto the camera lens. Virtually every scene I've seen from them involves the girl spitting at the camera and licking it off, or drooling on the camera, or licking cum off the camera, or something that makes your TV screen look like a Petri dish full of specimens. It's all pretty hot though, and none of it really becomes distracting, because the director generally cleans the lens before cuts.

Scene 1: Lauren Phoenix and two guys

Lauren Phoenix is quite well known in porn-land for her girl-next-door looks and incredible ass. She's also apparently quite a performer, judging by her horny, cock-hungry attitude in this hot effort. She quickly gets down to some severe face-fucking with lots of gagging.

She tries to take both cocks in her mouth at once. One of the guys spits in her mouth. She gets lightly choked as she takes huge dick down her throat. The guys roughly fuck her head like a sex toy. Lots of spitting from Lauren all over their dicks. Lauren seems really turned on by all of this.

One guy goes straight to plowing Lauren's ass with little warm-up. Soon the other guy joins him for a DP and fucks her pussy in reverse cowgirl. She's spouting dirty talk about the "two dicks in me" the whole time. The guy in her ass pulls out, but she doesn't really gape all that well. Piledriver anal and DP which was very enjoyable. The director wants Lauren to suck her thumb while getting fucked. I don't know why, but it was pretty hot.

She gets two facials (filmed from underneath) and spits the cum onto the camera. Splooge is everywhere as we see Lauren's tongue and lips close-up as she laps up the spunk. Well, Lauren lived up to all of her hype and blew me away in this scene. It's a rough, aggressive fuck-fest that's incredibly strokable.

Scene 2: Nikki Hunter and two guys

Nikki Hunter is a blonde girl with stereotypical porn star looks. She has some 1970's-style feathered hair here. Her boobs are fake and not much too look at, they are kind of wrinkly and have a lot of stretch marks. I've never really been a fan of Nikki but she gives very energetic and dirty performances. I'm sure there are lots of porn viewers out there who are in love with her blue eyes and filthy attitude.

Nikki gets similar treatment, getting fingers and dicks roughly shoved down her throat. The guys take turns throat-fucking her. Lots of drool everywhere as Nikki gets sloppy. There's spit all over her chest.

She has a pierced pussy that quickly gets fucked. The guys slaps her ass quite hard before entering it from behind. DP in the cowgirl position. One guy plunges in and out of her ass so violently the other guy's dick pops out of her pussy. Nikki seems to love the rough treatment. She does A2M gladly.

One guy comes on her pussy, which was rather lame, but the other one blows on Nikki's high-heeled foot which she licks off, for a hot end to the scene. I think the guy who nutted on her pussy is back for more, and gives her a tiny facial. The sex in this scene was very hot, but Nikki didn't do a whole lot for me, unfortunately.

Scene 3: Vanessa Lane and two guys

Vanessa Lane is a relatively new, petite brunette starlet who debuted last year. She's pretty cute and has very nice though fake-looking boobs. She's dressed in a pink bikini that soon comes off. Vanessa is a deep-throat artist and goes all the way down on the guys' dicks with no gagging or difficulty whatsoever.

The oral segment is pretty short before Vanessa is getting DP'ed. Her petite frame looks great getting penetrated in reverse cowgirl by two huge cocks at once. Her tight and toned body gets shown off; Vanessa has some nice abs and a lean stomach. She even does A2M as the guy pulls out of her ass. No gaping for the tiny Vanessa. There's also DP in a standing position which is filmed from underneath.

Vanessa takes off her heels, and uses them to pry her mouth open so the guys can shoot their loads inside. Melissa Lauren does this in the second volume and it's equally hot here. Who knows where those shoes have been? It's simply filthy to see Vanessa suck on her six-inch stripper heel like it was a cock. The guys blow their loads inside her gaping maw. She spits the cum up onto her panties and licks it off. Lots of perverted cum-play here to end this ball-draining scene. Vanessa stuffs her cum-soaked panties into her mouth and smiles before the camera cuts away.

Scene 4: Rio Mariah and two guys

Rio Mariah is a more mature Hispanic performer with very nice fake breasts. She has blonde hair in this scene which is obviously not her natural color. She's dressed in a red fishnet outift which does nothing to hide her huge tits. There's no tease, the two guys enter almost immediately and shove their dicks down her throat. Lots of messy face-fucking oral, which is very typical for Vertigo.

Straight to the DP on a bed. The girls in this movie do not even seem to have any kind of warm-up session (edited out) before the guys are roughly plugging both of their holes. Rio does P2M and A2M. Her anus looks pretty abused but doesn't gape at all, except when the guys jam several fingers in her and pry it open.

There's another standing DP if you are a fan of that position. The guys bang her for a long time and then shoot in her waiting mouth. The cumshots were hot, because Rio spits out the loads right onto her shoe (high-heel stripper shoe of course), lets it run down, and gulps it up. This is another new idea I've seen from Vertigo, the high-heel cumshot, and it's really hot and will appeal to foot fetishists as well as fans of extreme nastiness in general.

Scene 5: Shy Love and two guys

Shy Love is also a Latina hottie with un-natural breasts. She is very, very cute, and like Rio, loves to give nasty performances on camera. We get to admire her for maybe five seconds before the director jams his fingers down her throat, which are soon replaced by two large cocks. This is no feature film or safe couples porn. It's raw, aggressive sex at its finest, and you probably want to make sure that your wife or girlfriend never finds it. Or maybe you do, what do I know.

Shy Love looks great taking huge cocks to the hilt down her throat until her eyes bug out. One of the lucky guys gets straight to banging her anally. Soon the guys obscure her shapely form by a DP in reverse cowgirl. Shy fingers her clit while the guy gives her some gagging P2M. She gapes pretty nicely and does A2M. The guys unload in her mouth, which gets spit up onto the camera and licked at. If you wanted to know what sperm looks like very close-up this is your chance. Shy licking at the camera was pretty hot though.

Well, "Rock Hard" was as equally high-energy as the second volume of this rough sex DP series. The only caveat I had with the release is the cast. I thought the second volume featured hotter women overall. Shy Love and Vanessa Lane are super-hot and turn in good ones, however. Fans of Lauren Phoenix, and I know there are a lot of them, will want to check this one out; it's very solid stuff. Hardcore raincoaters and perverts into throat-gagging, hard anal and DP, lots of spitting, and crazed depravity in general should flock in droves to this series.