Rocco’s Nasty Tails 2

Assuming Nasty Tails to be a replacement for True Anal Stories, Rocco Siffredi picks up the same sort of loose vignette format with just enough set-up to place the scenes into some sort of context before they duly lurch headlong into the anticipated nasty action.

Megan, Suzie & Shelly
In the first story, Rocco arrives at helicopter dealers and enters into a highly unethical business arrangement with willowy blonde Megan, who passably pulls off the businesswoman role until her professional veneer is stripped away and she is revealed to be an undercover nympho that can’t get enough hard dick. Add to this the capriciousness of the always desirable Suzie Carina (matching childlike enthusiasm with an apparent sixth sense that enables her to home in directly on gentlemen’s private parts) and the capable if overshadowed Shelly, it should be hot but I can’t shake the thought that his should add up to a little bit more than the lively but ordinary scene that’s delivered. Only Suzie partakes of anal sex as the Brazilian duo of Jamaica and Juliano Ferraz supply the back-up.

Julia & Dasha
Then we lurch back in time to the Rocco Ravishes Russia shoot, with Julia playing games to satisfy Rocco’s perverse desires – the slender Russian beauty ends up taking on two strangers picked up from the streets (actually Kevin and Jamaica, as business suit and homeless guy respectively) for some earthy, fun sex that gets significantly stronger once the even-slimmer, wiry form of Dasha enters the fray. This beautiful brunette is quite astonishingly submissive to the guys, allowing them to utterly ream her ass and throat with seeming abandon. The two Russian women are spirited performers who add a little touch of spice to what is undeniably a familiar formula.

“Marie”
More perverse pick ups follow in a scene where Mike Chapman and Marie (who you really should know as Nikki Sun, confusingly credited as such in other movies from the same director) play a couple who engineer a fall-out in the street in order to lure rough hewn types Leslie Taylor and Jamaica back to their pad with the sole purpose of serving Marie with the serious anal shafting that she seemingly desires. Again, the lovely blonde entirely submits to some demanding anal action with the assertive gents, plus there’s the added pleasure of her tanned curves being slicked off in some sexy oily play.

Veronica & Stefany
Finally, in the scene I was waiting for, the divine Veronica Da Souza shows why John Leslie proved himself master of understatement when calling her “Some Piece of Ass”. That doesn’t begin to tell the story. It’s not just her beauty or her lusciously curvy physique, but more the fact that she so perfectly and maddeningly encapsulates that Madonna/whore dilemma that all us liberated new men had so desperately tried to convince ourselves was yesterday’s way of thinking. And doesn’t Rocco just play on this?

First Veronica appears all doe-eyed and shy, in white underwear, acting the innocent as if unaware of her power over men, even though about 12” of evidence is parked on the tip of her sweet little tongue. The fact that she’s actually a good bit older than she looks no doubt helps her pull off that “butter wouldn’t melt” act to perfection.

Then Rocco has her in red vinyl and matching red nylons (a rare treat, too quickly removed) in would-be sex siren mode, handling the three thrusting cocks (attached to Franco Roccaforte, Carlos and Roly Reeves) that are already in action with dirty blonde Stefany.

Having given it this build up, you’d be forgiven for expecting fireworks but the ensuing action turns out to be a bit…um…rubbish, actually. Ham-fisted editing chops away chunks of footage at a time – if only this disjointed scene had been allowed to run longer to retain a more natural feel, especially including the superb POV footage that is included as an extra on this disc, I could view it as something better than a massive missed opportunity.

How did Veronica’s delightful derriere come to acquire that telltale crimson hue? How did Franco Roccaforte come to look quite so jaded? How come the other performers in the scene drift into the background quite so readily? Such questions are unanswered – all that’s really left is Veronica looking lovely and taking three pretty decent loads in the face. And for those who care, her sacred sphincter remains untroubled by anything larger than Teo’s tongue.

In conclusion…
And with some homoerotic horseplay featuring Mike Chapman and Jamaica, this patchy movie comes to a close. As is often the case with Rocco’s movies, there are highs and lows, perverse imagination countered by uninspired, if energetic, sex. With Rocco moving slowly out of the picture as a performer, the question remains if the others can even begin to compensate.

To be frank, this was often a problem in True Anal Stories, as the Rocco-free scenes in that line frequently seemed like filler, especially as the series went on, and I hope Nasty Tails isn’t going to go the same way. With scenes that are all over the place in terms of date and quality, Nasty Tails 2 is perhaps not the best movie to judge on but it doesn’t offer many clues for future development – could do better is how I mark the report card for now.

DVD Comments
As mentioned, the extra footage contains some excellent, intimate footage of Rocco playing with Veronica, and there’s some interesting backstage banter with the two Russian girls. The picture quality varies a little but generally it’s good enough, and as usual Evil Angel put the whole thing together with some quality.