Rocco: Puppet Master 5 Review

Synopsis
More than 2 hours of over-produced, euro-trash porn with rather unattractive and fake performers.

Scene 1: Tarra White, Defrancesca Gallardo
Some guy comes to the house to sell the women an RV/caravan (?), and just when he and Defrancesca start to get it on, “she must go to toilet.” He wants to watch her pee, but is too late, so he licks her cunt and ass instead. We get a lot of oral and digital attention to Defrancesca’s orifices; too bad the buxom blonde just isn’t my type. (Tarra would be more to my liking if not for her implants.) Face-fucking follows, and then fishnet-clad Tarra comes into the picture; she gets her face fucked and her holes licked, and then both women team-up for a BJ. Next they stroll into the house, where Tarra is picked up and fucked, with Defrancesca helping out with BJs and cock placement. Mish follows, with more dick sucking mixed in, and then Defrancesca sits her fat ass down to ride his cock in cowgirl while Tarra gets her cunt licked. More tag-team BJ action follows, then Tarra rides him in reverse cowgirl, first in the natural passage and then in the tighter one. Defrancesca does A2M, and then both she and he lick Tarra’s gaping asshole while she sucks his cock. While laying over the back of a chair, Tarra gets her cunt pounded from behind; a bit later, Defrancesca has her legs behind her head getting her anus stuffed, with Tarra providing A2M. As the scene hits the 40-minute mark, Tarra is fucked in doggie anal, with her gaping anus and his cock occasionally licked by Defrancesca. We finally end with him jerking off into Defrancesca’s mouth, followed by some cum-swapping between the ladies.

Scene 2: Debbie White, Alexa
You really can’t go wrong with women in fishnets, and we have a pair here in blonde Debbie and brunette Alexa. Outdoors in the sunshine, Alexa approaches her man for some kissing and touching, then leans against a post and gets her cunt and ass licked through her fishnet outfit, before Debbie is brought over to receive the same. It’s the blonde who first sucks his dick, giving a sensual BJ while Alexa rubs herself spread out on a bench. Debbie gets fucked in doggie while rubbing Alexa’s cunt, then licks her companion while she in turn gets her face fucked. We then have Alexa fucked in mish and Debbie sitting on her face; with the women in the same position, the guy then moves to fuck Debbie in doggie, pausing frequently to get his cock sucked. Next the girls are stacked in doggie, and the guy moves from one cunt to the other, eventually pulling out and spilling his load. He keeps going, though, fucking Alexa up against the pole, then pounding Debbie’s ass in doggie, cowgirl, and mish, and then manages to cum again, into the ladies’ mouths.

Scene 3: Helena Sweet
Buxom blonde Helena walks into a bar and does some lame strip tease with awful camera effects. She’s then shared by two men, getting her cunt licked and huge balloons handled before she starts giving a BJ while the other guy licks her ass. She gets fucked in doggie while sucking one cock, then sucks both together, followed by some intense (and bothersome) face-fucking. Let’s see: reverse cowgirl, reverse cowgirl anal, A2M, doggie anal, anal mish, and lots of BJs, until we finally get to cowgirl anal, with one cumshot to her mouth (it’s pretty cool when it drips out while she keeps bouncing up and down on the other cock), followed by the second into her oral orifice as well; she licks up the cum and dribbles it out, before joining the men for a drink at the bar.

Scene 4: Zafira, Harmony Flame, Blue Angel
Tall brunette Zafira and slim blonde Blue Angel are in a photo shoot that gets interrupted by Harmony, who sexes things up a bit. She takes Zafira inside and they start making out; with her purple lingerie top and stocking, Zafira would be a real knockout if it weren’t for her fake tits. Still, her beauty makes this by far the best scene on the DVD, as she and Harmony do the typical girl-girl bit, licking one another and playing with dildos, until Zafira unfortunately covers up her ass and cunt to fuck her blonde companion with a strap-on (mish and doggie). Meanwhile, a red-fishnet clad (and I must say strikingly attractive) Blue Angel and some dude are watching from another room; she gets in doggie as he licks her holes, then she sucks his dick for a while. Next is 69, and it’s nice to see the view of the girl’s backside; then she puts her legs behind her head and fucks her cunt with a huge dildo while he rims her anus. Then he tapes her all together (!?), fucks her face, pounds the dildo into her, and fingers her ass a little. Eventually, he fucks her in anal mish with the dildo still inside her twat, and then they move to doggie, with some A2M mixed in between. Reverse cowgirl anal is next, as Blue Angel still works away with that dildo, even when he pulls out and jerks off onto her mouth. Ok, nice, but she has beautiful, natural A-cup tits with nice puffy nipples—why don’t we get to see them? She only shows one tit throughout the entire scene. Unbelievable.

The DVD
Scenes are easily navigable, and extras include bonus masturbation scenes and even some POV fucking, along with the typical interviews; the scene with Blue Angel is especially good, as Rocco really appreciates her beauty. The heavy metal music is pretty cool, and the A/V quality and camera work are fine.

Summary
Oh my God this was so boring! Lots of fake moaning, fake tits, shaved cunts, unnecessary gagging, and cookie-cutter porn sex. It didn’t help that I couldn’t get into any of the women at all until the last scene, which would have been pretty good if Zafira had kept her natural tits and we got to see those of Blue Angel. But otherwise, I could have been watching a Private release. Again, as I said in my review of volume 4, while the European accents are sexy on the women, they are just annoying with the men. I guess it depends on the women: if you’re into them, then you’ll enjoy watching them fuck; if not, then this is just lame, “pornified,” and sterile. Take Zafira and Blue Angel, have them grow out their bushes, and place them in a White Ghetto or 3rd Degree film, and then maybe we’d have something worthwhile.