Rocco: Animal Trainer 5 Review

Reviewed by P-Knuckle  on  8/3/2001

Animal Trainer 5

Starring:

Rocco
Nacho Vidal
David Perry
A couple of whores and some buff guys

Rocco, whose performances' are so good to the point of being redundant when pointed out; brings out the beasts in Animal Trainers 5. Having witnessed the birth of Animal Trainer 1, 2 and 4; more a monster than a animal has this series become. Quite possibly the finest in gonzo entertainment and this one in particular, dare I say, is erotic.

First scene, and the chicks are amazing. Good nibblies all around and Rocco and David Perry (?) start schoolin' the little sex- puppets. Now there in a hallway, now there in a urinal; jump cuts, wierd lighting, ass blasting, royal heinie worship and gaperoonies, then a Bukkake with more guys coming on the chicks after Rocco and Perry are done... Yeah, this scene is hardcore and great. Oh, and Rocco wears a really nice grey suit. I gotta get me one of those and maybe I to can spit in girls faces while dunking there head in a toilet. Rocco is the animal trainer and a master of the 'whirlie-fuck.'

Next scene, a girl (brunette, phenom teeters) is brought to a boat, taken to another and gang-plunged by some euros. The captain slams it, the crew get in on 'swappin' the deck,' and the finalle is an amazing gape from a sex-ape. (shes an animal, remember?)

Moving on, we get to the climatic, drama intense scene between a couple.... possibly in another movie! Three girls are trying the ol' strap-on leather stuff, one has big gun breasties, the others are typical rocco, hot, euro and 'nasty nasty, lick nasty!' Introduce the gladiators Rocco and Nacho who sometimes seem to try and outdo eachother. Watch for Nacho to peer over at masta Rocco for some pointers; then he comes over and DP the girl. Rocco+Nacho+one girl? Oy veh! The big titty chick disapears (i checked the xtra footage, no explanation) and the boys take the chicks on a romp to the back yard through the rear entrance. Humpin commences and we are left sweating, drowned by the oscar-worthy performances of Nacho Taco and el Rocco. Nuff said.

You want features, bam! Evil Empire always supplies the goodies, with a fetish menu, bios, chapter stops, and xtra footage that is quite entertaining and neccessary for the true appreciate of the whole 'plot and story' of this amazing heartfelt love drama. Animal Trainer 5, is from a galaxy not-so-far-away but still filled with deep, dark black holes and spaceships plunging their ways into the depths of moons and beyond. This is right up there with the rest of the series and heads above any other title out now.