Road To Redneck Hollow, The Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  5/6/2007

THE ROAD TO REDNECK HOLLOW is a super highway.
Logan Robbins—the source of my wet dreams—has received an “invite” from his hometown. Now out of the service, his ole buddy (played by Ryann Woods) is opening up a bar and he wants Clay (Logan) to attend the opening. So Clay sets off driving back home to the small hick town which he couldn’t wait to get out of. We have two basically unrelated scenes that transpire along the road before he gets there. But as these two seemingly unrelated scenes are hot as hell—why quibble?

In the first of these scenes we have Tober Brandt—Titan’s preferred performer of the moment—as a firefighter returning after putting out a fire only to start another one with hunky young Sebastian Rivers.
Tober complains of a strained shoulder muscle so as he goes off to shower, Sebastian sets up the massage table. Tober has removed all of his piercings for his role as a redneck and, as a result, is very convincing as a rugged mountain man. After giving his beefy body a regular shower, he gives himself a golden one.
Clad only in a towel Tober lies on his belly on the massage table while Sebastian oils up. Oddly, he never touches Tober’s supposedly strained should but concentrates on Tober’s massive thighs. Almost immediately he tells Tober to turn over. Whereupon he gently removes the towel, replaces the oil on his hands with lube, and starts stroking Tober’s cock.
“I thought we weren’t gonna do this any more,” Tober says.
He doesn’t object further as Sebastian keeps slicking up the throbbing tool. In fact he soon inquires:
“You gonna do it?”
“What?” Sebastian counters ingenuously.
“You know.”
Sebastian starts sucking.
Stripping off his shirt to reveal his hairy torso, and then his trousers to reveal his burgeoning cock, Sebastian soon has that cock in Tober’s mouth and is fucking his face. Before long Tober’s body is awash with his own and Sebastian’s cum.
“Now what?” Sebastian inquires.
Whatta you think?” Tober snaps. “Get up here.”
So Sebastian gets up and sits on Tober’s face. Tober digs his tongue right into Sebastian’s anal pucker and Sebastian leans over to suck some more on Tober’s cock. When Sebastian’s sphincter is sufficiently saturated Tober orders him to get a rubber. He does so, and slides it over Tober’s cock before sliding himself over the turgid tool.
When Tober feels the need to bottom, he has Sebastian dismount, turns over onto his belly and offers up his ass.
“Ah, yeah!” Tober moans as Sebastian enters him.
“Oh, man, I gotta get you back inside me,” Sebastian exclaims after a bit. So Tober gets back on his back and Sebastian gets back on Tober. Sebastian fires off a load as he rides Tober’s cock. Then once again dismounts enabling Tober to jack off.
“I’m gonna fucking cum!” Tober yells. And indeed he does.

As Logan gets to Kentucky he passes by the Tottenville Military Academy. We go inside to join cadets Mason Wyler and Tory Mason. (We’ve had a beef course, now it’s chicken on the menu.)
I’ve been a fan of Mason Wyler since I first saw him in Titan’s Closed Set Stage One. Young, slender, beautiful, versatile, and with a big uncut cock—who could ask for anything more? Tory Mason is another cutie. Check him out in The Bottoming Desire and Studio2000’s Big Boat. He even stupidly plays dangerously in Bareback Frenzy.
Tory is chining himself and Wyler is abandoning his studies to watch. Wyler interest is more than academic as his cock is out of his pants and its head is beginning to come out of the foreskin. Wyler gets Tory to stop and shows him his hardening dick.
“Want to see if yours is as big as mine?” Wyler asks him.
“OK.”
Now both dicks are out and rapidly growing.
“Want to make it longer?” Wyler suggests.
“Sure.”
Mason goes over to the dresser and gets some lube. (The Titan brand of course.)
“Want me to do it for you?” Wyler further suggests.
“Yeah.”
As this is going on the captain (Brendan Davies) appears in the doorway. The old pederast watches them for a bit before making his presence known. He comes in and closes the door.
“Get out of those clothes,” he barks, “Take everything off.”
When they tell him they were trying to see who had the bigger cock, the captain decides to take maters into his own hands. He uses a ruler, too and it would appear that Wyler wins by a head. The captain just can’t let matters end there but keeps stroking those rampant boy cocks.
“Can you show us the difference,” Tory shyly inquires.
“Between a cadet and a captain?” the elder man finishes. “Sure, but first le me try something.
Dropping to his knees he proceeds to suck their cocks, starting with Wyler.
“OK, cadets, let it go,” he orders. They cove him in cum.
“Now you want to see what my cock looks like,” he says. “Take it out. (It’s smaller than either of the boy’s.) “Now suck it1”
They do. Wyler goes first.
“Got any rubbers?” he wants to know.
Wyler returns to the dresser where he got the lube and returns with a condom.
“Put in on,” is the next command.
Wyler rolls the condom over the stubby dick. Tory is the first to get fucked. He puts his foot on the desk and bends over. It’s hard to see this part of the fucking as Brendan has not yet removed his boxers. They’re off when Tory lies on his back for the missionary fuck.
“Am I next?” Wyler asks hopefully.
Wyler lies back on the desk for his drilling.
“Oh, yeah, fuck me!”
Watching his roomie get fucked, Tory jacks off. Wyler and Brendan come, too.

Following this scene in the Director’s Extended Exit Brendan is seated on the toilet. Wyler enters and pisses on the old bastard.

Clay (Logan) now arrives at his destination and is met by his old buddy. Ryann tells him some friends are coming over for a pre-opening celebration and leads him into the backroom. A huge sheet coves a large piece of furniture. Ryann tells Logan he will find out about that later.
“I got to get out of these clothes,” Ryann asserts and strips down to his boxers. As he sits in a chair, his hardening cock pokes out from one of the legs.
“The barn door is open,” Logan informs him.
Ryann merely flaunts his hardening organ and Logan urges him to put it away. It is at this time that their former history professor (Rodney Steele) enters. Logan is told that the object under the sheet was the prof’s idea. The sheet is removed to reveal a large box with waist-high holes in it. The prof crawls into the box and Logan is told to put his dick through one of the holes. He does so and Professor Rodney swallows down the succulent flesh.
Now others begin to enter the backroom. There is handsome young Riley Scott in a military uniform, burly Trojan Rock, and ultra sexy Dean Flynn who made a sensational debut in Spy Quest 3.
“You lookin’ for trouble?” Ryann asks Dean as he enters.
“What kind you got?” Dean shoots back.
Rodney is still sucking on Logan’s cock as Ryann crawls into the box to partake of Trojan’s. Dean saunters over to the excited Riley. Dean is irresistible and Riley is soon on his knees with Dean’s dick in his mouth.
Rodney now violently frigs Logan’s cock causing it to spit out an enormous load. With his own dick in hand, Rodney comes out of the box and joins Riley is servicing Dean. (Rodney Steele is one lucky performer getting to suck the cocks of the two handsomest men in the film.) These three end by standing a jacking off. Ryann gives Trojan’s cock its final wank.
We cut now to find Riley lying on a table with Dean’s dick now in his ass. Across the room in a sling, Ryann is getting plowed by Trojan. When Rodney takes over fucking Riley, Dean goes over to feed his old buddy Ryann some dick. The jizz flies.
With only a slight bit of urging, Dean gets into the sling and is royally fucked by Trojan as Logan awaits his turn. Logan has been patiently watching with bouncing boner both Riley and Dean getting fucked. Having been thoroughly opened up by Trojan, Dean’s ass easily receives the homecoming stud and Logan pounds away. (Fucking an incomparable stud like Dean was certainly worth coming home for! Wasn’t it Logan?)

In the Director’s Expanded Edit, Riley and Dean kneel to get pissed on by Ryann and Logan. Dean adds some of his piss onto Riley as well.

The film ends with Logan driving away.
“I’ll be coming back again—real soon,” we hear him think.
Viewers will too, Logan. Viewers will too.
After being somewhat less than enthusiastic about the last few Titans, it’s great to find Titan and Joe Gage back in top form. The Road to Redneck Hollow is a road I plan to take often.