Return of Anal Slut Lana Croft, The Review
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Studio: Evil Angel
Category: Anal , Asian , Busty , MILF , POV
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Starring: Lana Croft, Jonni Darkko
Released on: 7/20/2017
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Reviewer Note:
Unlike most people nowdays, I prefer living with a bit more room around me, and one of the consequences of living a bit more remotely is that to get high speed internet becomes very costly (to the point it's cheaper to buy DVDs than to pay the data charges for what I download). For this reason, it's going to be beyond rare for me to review movies from online. That said, I did find a place I frequent where I can download onto my laptop as I enjoy an adult beverage and some great chicken wings, so because of that there will be an occasional review of scenes or releases that normally don't show up on my desk... Here the version I downloaded was in 720p (for those interested in the resolution from the screenshots).
Running Time:
33 min.
Production Date:
7 / 20 / 2017
Director:
Jonni Darkko
Cast:
Lana Croft
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Jonni Darkko
Audio /Video Quality:
The technical aspects are very nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks great. It's very well lit and clear with a solid hand on the camera.
Watermark Warning:
I don't know of anyone who likes watermarks, but if a studio feels it's what they must do to protect themselves I'm not going to slam them because of it. Here Evil Angel uses a small and very tasteful watermark of their logo that rests in the lower right corner and is very easy to put out of one's mind. If one needs a watermark, Evil Angel definitely does it right here.
The Movie:
Filipino Lana Croft had the attention of many of us in the late 2000's, with a hot body, a great attitude, and a wonderful willingness to get nasty, but then left porn around 2013. Five years later she's back in front of Jonni Darkko's camera to make her return with a scene that appears is going to be available online only as it was released nearly a year ago and still hasn't made its way to DVD.
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Asian hottie Lana starts out in a ripped black and pink dress with slutty black stockings and heels running her hands around her ass with her dress pulled up as well as playing to Jonni's camera. She lays back to play with her pussy and takes a taste of her fingers before repeating the process with her asshole. Lana gets back on all fours and waves her ass around as she watches herself in a nearby mirror. She turns her attention to Jonni and his camera and talks dirty to him as she plays with her holes before letting Jonni stretch out her sphincter with a clear dildo. They kick things up a notch with Jonni going straight to fucking her ass missionary style as Lana urges him on. He pulls out so she can show a few smaller gapes and works on her ass with the clear dildo a bit more before fucking her ass as Lana sucks on a big black dildo and then adds it to her pussy for a technical DP. Jonni fucks her pussy as she sucks the toy clean and then lets her go back to fucking her pussy with the toy. Lana sucks the toy as Jonni works his way between her holes and lets him add the toy back to her pussy as he fucks her ass a little more. Lana and Jonni keep the toy and his cock going between her holes and mouth as she lays back for him as well as letting him kick things up with an even bigger clear toy for her asshole. They go back to playing with the black toy as Jonni fucks her ass, and he finally pulls out to shoot a massive load over her dress, tits, and face before rubbing his cock around her oily pussy and giving her holes a few more pokes with Lana covered in his cum .
The Return of Anal Slut Lana Croft is an unfortunate disappointment. Don't get me wrong, it's not a horrible scene, but it also doesn't one anything to get excited about once it gets past the tease portion. Lana looks great, and as always Jonni captures the tease beautifully. The problem is that once it gets into the toy play and sex there's not enough there to make it interesting until Jonni's more than impressive pop shot. It's Lana laying on her back as Jonni fucks her ass with a bunch of toy play worked in. I know Jonni's into the toy play big time, and although it's not bad it's also also not something that works overly well for me. It might have worked better if there was more than just one position here or some solid blowjob time (which anyone who's watched much of Jonni's work knows he can shoot extremely well). Instead the action here has three definite parts: tease, toy play, and fucking with toy play, and once it gets past the tease Lana barely moves. It looks like they try for a little gaping, but that too ends up pretty below average. I don't know how many scenes Lana shot with her return to porn, and I definitely hope she sticks around for a while as she was a very solid performer before leaving back in 2013. Unfortunately The Return of Anal Slut Lana Croft is far from a triumphant return, and one I can see disappointing many of her fans due to its extremely limited focus.
The Extras:
As this release is only available online, not surprisingly there isn't much for extras. Perhaps the biggest surprise is that there actually is a behind the scenes featurette lasting nearly four minutes. Lana happily talks about how it's been five years since her last scene, which was also for Jonni, what she's been up to and what she does for fun. She also talks a moment to talk about where people can find her online. It's a pretty standard little interview, but Lana's beauty and natural feeling help it out. This is a nice little addition to the scene.
Condom Usage:
None
Final Thoughts:
It might be worth checking out if you were a big fan of Lana's, but don't get your hopes up.
Note to Jonni Darkko / Evil Angel:
Although this one might not have worked that well for me, it was nice to see you putting a little extra effort into Lana's return by including the interview. Thank you for the extra care!
If you have any questions or comments, please e-mail me.
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