Rear Arrangers, The Review
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Studio: Heatwave
Category: Anal , Feature film , Straight
Directed by: Francois Clousot
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Nick East, Felecia, Ursula Moore, Shayla LaVeaux, Vince Vouyer, Tyce Bune, Earl Slate, Nici Sterling, Sheila Stone, Wilde Oscar, Kristin
Released on: 4/24/2000
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Reviewed by astroknight on 9/18/2000
Running Time: 71 min.
Director: Francois Clousot
Cast: Nici Sterling, Wilde Oscar, Shayla LaVeaux, Vince Voyeur, Felicia, Ursula Moore, Sheila Stone, Kristin, Michael J. Cox, Tyce Bune, NicK East, and Earl Slate
Extras: Trailers, better than average bios, typical bad multi - angles, and fantasy scene with Shayla (the box says Shayla and Nici, but I never found any scene with Nici). The fantasy scene is 3 choices of what you want Shayla to do. It's far from great.
Audio Quality: Average. Nothing special, but nothing that stands out as being bad.
Video Quality: Slightly better than average.
Music: Fit the scenes and mood very good.
Initial Expectations: It has to be better than the 'Avengers' movie that came out in 1998. I think Nici should do great in her role as Mrs. Peel, but I'm unsure about Wilde Oscar as Steep. I also expected some pretty heavy anal action.
Initial Reaction: Fun! It made me realize again how bad the 'Avengers' movie from a few years ago was. The characters were done better here than in the mainstream movie. Surprisingly, there were a few scenes without any anal action.
Disc Problems: The box stated that there was a fantasy scene with Nici Sterling that I could not find.
Review: I have to admit that I really enjoy a lot of the old spy movies. I think that everybody who made 'The Rear Arrangers' did also. The entire movie is filled with parodies of the Avengers and James Bond. It even starts similar to the original Avengers series, with Peel showing up at Steep's flat, where she finds a package waiting for her. She opens it to find a jack- in-the-box. Sadly, this is never explained. Steep and Peel are summoned to headquarters and immediately head off to HQ to find out what's going on. Dr. Angus McNasty has a sex ray in Scotland that he can use to make anybody drop whatever they're doing and start having sex. He tested it on the evening news with Sheila Stone. Dr. A was spurned by his true love, and to get revenge is going to unleash it on England and later the world. Of course, Steep and Peel have to find Dr. A, and they get help (in more ways than one) from a multitude of characters. Throughout their search Dr. A blasts them with his sex ray to slow them down. On the way Mrs. Peel gets kidnapped by Dr. A, who explains his entire plan to her, of course. The scene where Dr. A confesses his true love is reason enough to watch the movie. There's a lot of humor throughout the movie.
The sex in 'The Rear Arrangers' was pretty good. As I said earlier, I expected heavy anal action but there were some scenes without any anal sex. This was made up for with some pretty good double penetrations (one scene with Ursula and one with Nici). The acting was also very good. The entire cast did an excellent job with the characters, especially Nici Sterling. Nici has the perfect combination of sexuality and class to play Mrs. Peel. Wilde Oscar also came across great playing Steep. He captured a lot of the subtleties of John Steed from the original Avengers series.
Surprisingly, I cannot think of any major negatives in 'The Rear Arrangers' that stood out to me. This isn't great porn, but it does just what it sets out to do. It's very entertaining and still has a lot of extremely hot sex. Perhaps the main negative that stands out is that all the sex in the movie is caused by the sex ray. Nobody has sex because they really want to, they do it because they got blasted by Dr. Angus McNasty's sex ray.
Raincoat Factor: Medium - high
Overall: If you're a fan of 'The Avengers' and other sixties spy stuff, this is a very amusing porn farce. Nici and Wilde Oscar do an excellent job as Steep and Peel (far better than Uma Thurman and Ralph Fiennes). It's a pretty good anal film, although it does have a few non - anal scenes. The audio and video are good, and there are quite a few extras.
Themes: Farce, anal, straight, lesbian, DP
Director: Francois Clousot
Cast: Nici Sterling, Wilde Oscar, Shayla LaVeaux, Vince Voyeur, Felicia, Ursula Moore, Sheila Stone, Kristin, Michael J. Cox, Tyce Bune, NicK East, and Earl Slate
Extras: Trailers, better than average bios, typical bad multi - angles, and fantasy scene with Shayla (the box says Shayla and Nici, but I never found any scene with Nici). The fantasy scene is 3 choices of what you want Shayla to do. It's far from great.
Audio Quality: Average. Nothing special, but nothing that stands out as being bad.
Video Quality: Slightly better than average.
Music: Fit the scenes and mood very good.
Initial Expectations: It has to be better than the 'Avengers' movie that came out in 1998. I think Nici should do great in her role as Mrs. Peel, but I'm unsure about Wilde Oscar as Steep. I also expected some pretty heavy anal action.
Initial Reaction: Fun! It made me realize again how bad the 'Avengers' movie from a few years ago was. The characters were done better here than in the mainstream movie. Surprisingly, there were a few scenes without any anal action.
Disc Problems: The box stated that there was a fantasy scene with Nici Sterling that I could not find.
Review: I have to admit that I really enjoy a lot of the old spy movies. I think that everybody who made 'The Rear Arrangers' did also. The entire movie is filled with parodies of the Avengers and James Bond. It even starts similar to the original Avengers series, with Peel showing up at Steep's flat, where she finds a package waiting for her. She opens it to find a jack- in-the-box. Sadly, this is never explained. Steep and Peel are summoned to headquarters and immediately head off to HQ to find out what's going on. Dr. Angus McNasty has a sex ray in Scotland that he can use to make anybody drop whatever they're doing and start having sex. He tested it on the evening news with Sheila Stone. Dr. A was spurned by his true love, and to get revenge is going to unleash it on England and later the world. Of course, Steep and Peel have to find Dr. A, and they get help (in more ways than one) from a multitude of characters. Throughout their search Dr. A blasts them with his sex ray to slow them down. On the way Mrs. Peel gets kidnapped by Dr. A, who explains his entire plan to her, of course. The scene where Dr. A confesses his true love is reason enough to watch the movie. There's a lot of humor throughout the movie.
The sex in 'The Rear Arrangers' was pretty good. As I said earlier, I expected heavy anal action but there were some scenes without any anal sex. This was made up for with some pretty good double penetrations (one scene with Ursula and one with Nici). The acting was also very good. The entire cast did an excellent job with the characters, especially Nici Sterling. Nici has the perfect combination of sexuality and class to play Mrs. Peel. Wilde Oscar also came across great playing Steep. He captured a lot of the subtleties of John Steed from the original Avengers series.
Surprisingly, I cannot think of any major negatives in 'The Rear Arrangers' that stood out to me. This isn't great porn, but it does just what it sets out to do. It's very entertaining and still has a lot of extremely hot sex. Perhaps the main negative that stands out is that all the sex in the movie is caused by the sex ray. Nobody has sex because they really want to, they do it because they got blasted by Dr. Angus McNasty's sex ray.
Raincoat Factor: Medium - high
Overall: If you're a fan of 'The Avengers' and other sixties spy stuff, this is a very amusing porn farce. Nici and Wilde Oscar do an excellent job as Steep and Peel (far better than Uma Thurman and Ralph Fiennes). It's a pretty good anal film, although it does have a few non - anal scenes. The audio and video are good, and there are quite a few extras.
Themes: Farce, anal, straight, lesbian, DP
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