Real Nice Butts Review

Running Time: 101 min.

Production Date: 8 / 17 / 2001

Director: Dale Jordan

Cast: Melissa Walker, Michele Katz, Kimi Lixx, Catalina, Jessica, Lainey, Mario, Marc Davis, Erik Everhard, and Vince Voyeur

Initial Expectations: With Kimi Lixx in it, I can’t help but have some expectations even if I haven’t heard of the company.

Initial Reaction: It’s okay, but nothing too special.

Who Should Watch It : Raincoaters who like anal sex and slightly nastier sex

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesn’t like anal sex or nastier sex, anybody who wants plot

Audio /Video Quality: It’s obviously a lower budget feature and has some of the limitations associated with it. There’s a little bit of background noise, but the rest of the audio is pretty clear. The video also has a few of the limitations, but looks very good for low budget gonzo. There aren’t many soft focus problems and the lighting is normally pretty even.

Music: There’s a little dance style music for the tease portion of the scenes, but nothing during the actual sex scenes.

Menus: The menus are extremely simple and have the chapters listed by number.

The Feature: With a title like Real Nice Butts and a cover full of action shots, it’s obvious from the get go that this isn’t going to be one of those high plot pornos. Instead, it follows much of the format of the Naughty College School Girls series. Each girl does a short tease, and then gets fucked.

Jassica, or maybe that’s Jessica, since one’s listed in the credits and the other is listed at the start of the scene, starts things out with a little tease in a fairly run down back yard while letting the cameraman cop a feel a few times. She has dark hair with a touch of red, nice real tits, a good ass, and is quite average looking. It soon cuts to the inside of the house where Vince Voyeur starts working on her ass right away with his fingers before having her turn around so he can eat her pussy. She gets into his pussy eating pretty well, especially after he starts fingering her, and then seems to enjoy sucking his cock just as well. After a bit, Vince pulls her up so he can fuck her pussy from behind, as well as a few other positions before stretching out her sphincter in a few positions as well as taking a few ass to mouths. The anal is kind of a mixed bag. Some of it Jessica seems to enjoy, and she does laugh and smile a bit, but there’s a bit of it where she also looks very uncomfortable and in pain. She finishes off the scene with a nice mouth full of spunk as well as an ass to mouth. It’s a fairly average scene that would have been better if Jessica would have looked more into it at times.

Kimi Lixx, one of my personal favorites as of late and a beauty where “real nice butt” doesn’t begin to describe it, heats things up next. She starts off doing a great strip out of her short jean shorts and halter top. She starts out the actual scene with Erik Everhard, who looks like he’s taking classes at the Tom Byron Night School of Sleazy Looks, by crawling across the bed to him and pulling him out of his jeans with a naughty smile on her face. She starts out slowly sucking his cock and taking it all the way down her throat to the base of his shaft before speeding it up a little. He doesn’t do much to reciprocate, rubbing her pussy a little and fingering her ass before plunging his cock into her twat from behind. While he’s back there, he moves up to fuck her ass as well, which is nice and tight from some of the gas bursts as he fucks her (no, not farting). He shows some nice Kimi gaping as well as running around so she can take an ass to mouth. Kimi seems to get into it a little bit, but also appears a little unsure of Erik, who kept pulling it all the way out of her ass accidently. He fucks her ass in a few more positions before giving Kimi a mouth of guy goo to finish it off. Although I really enjoyed seeing Kimi in something other than a group or oral scene, the chemistry was a bit off here despite her looking cute as ever.

Lainey, a bleached blonde with a pierced tongue, a few tattoos, nice real little titties, and a good ass shows off herself in a plaid skirt and black shirt She joins Marc Davis and Mario for a short introduction before enthusiastically laying down and sucking Mario’s cock while Marc eats her pussy a little before fucking her. She gives her pussy a break by blowing both of them next before letting Mario have a turn on her pussy. Marc introduces her to the thrill of choking, which she seems to enjoy, before they DP her, which she also really seems to enjoy. They don’t DP her for long, but don’t back off too much as Mario continues to fuck her ass. Once she’s stretched out, Mario goes back to her pussy and she begs Marc to pull his cock into her ass. Mark lets go with his super spooge spray across her mouth first, with Mario taking a few more pumps before giving her a couple small squirts. It’s a pretty hot scene, mostly due to Lainey’s eagerness to try almost anything.

Michele Katz, a fairly unattractive and slutty bleached blonde with implants, a pierced pussy tongue, and nipples, and her girlfriend Melissa Walker, a very cute bleached blonde with nice real tits, show off on the swingset in the backyard. Once again, Marc Davis gets a scene, thankfully not rubbing it in by waving around the lucky straw he had to grab to be in this scene also. Michele announces that this is going to be her first anal scene, and it’s Melissa’s first scene. They start off with some nice oral sex that moves around a lot and never focuses on one person too much. After a bit of playing, Melissa takes the chance to hop on Marc’s cock first, while Michele straddles Marc’s face and plays with Melissa’s great ass. They switch around so Michele can get a little dick next, and Melissa eagerly hops on her face so she can get some pleasure while giving it to Michele’s tits and pussy, as well as leaning forward to suck Marc’s dick a little. The scene jumps into the middle of Michele getting it in the ass, and she takes it extremely well. She starts out a little slow, and Marc shows the care that most porn studs should in making sure she’s comfortable with it. As they go on, Michele really gets into it and talks about how much she loves having a dick in her ass. Melissa gets a little more loving also, and Marc finishes with a pop onto both their faces while they kiss a little. It’s a very hot scene thanks to great chemistry and the balance of Michele’s sluttiness and Melissa’s sexiness.

Catalina finishes off the feature. She’s a very cute beauty with nice real tits and an amazing ass who might have a little Latin or Polynesian in her, and starts things off showing herself off in the backyard wearing a little lingerie. When it cuts to the inside, Erik Everhard, still apparently going to the Tom Byron Night School of Sleazy Looks, who proceeds to devour every bit of her ass and pussy. She returns the favor with an energetic blowjob that’s sure to earn her a place in a few oral features. They continue with quite a bit of energy as Erik starts to fuck her pussy from behind. He warms her ass up a bit with his finger while fucking her pussy, and has her suck his cock between positions. She finally offers to let him fuck her in the ass after fucking with so much energy that I almost needed a nap. Erik fucks Catalina’s ass with the same energy as in her pussy. Sadly, Catalina’s appeal kind of drops off. She stares into space and the camera quite a bit like she might be a little stoned, and goes from looking almost bored to squealing Julie Meadows style orgasms that were such a change that it looked fake and had me laughing my butt off. As it nears the end, she begs Erik to cum on her face, which he willingly does, dropping a decent load into her mouth. It’s an uneven scene, starting off extremely hot and ending up just a little above average.

Although nothing really outstanding, for the most part Real Nice Butts does follow through with what it advertises. Unlike the Buttman movies, which are definitely all about butts, Real Nice Butts is much more about the anal sex and ass to mouth shots. Many of the girls feel fresh, with Kimi Lixx the only star I recognized which gives the feature a little different feel. The biggest problem with the feature is that it’s not very consistent. It starts out with just a tease and then the sex, then it moves into interviews before the scene and starting out the scene. This gave it a little bit of an odd feel, like the director wasn’t really sure what he wanted with the feature other than a lot of ass fucking. If you’re a anal sex freak you’re going to want to pick this one up, but everybody else might want to rent it first.

Extras: The only extra, outside of phone sex commercials before the main menu that you can skip through, is the photo gallery. It contains about eighty photos, both full screen and snapshots, and looks very nice.

Themes: Straight, anal, ass to mouth, rimming (male > female and female > female), group, choking, DP, and lesbian

Raincoat Factor: Extreme

Overall: Currently, Real Nice Butts can be found online for between $17 and $25 with most of the stores offering it for under $20. This is a little steep for what you get, but if you’re a fan of anal sex you might want to give it a rental. The sex is pretty average, with a couple exceptions, and the transfer is also very average. Sadly, the only extra is a huge photo gallery.

Note to Volcanic: A little better quality control would have helped this one. Some of the background noises seemed like they’d be easily removed. Also, it’s a nice touch when studios list the chapters by the performers rather than just by number. This is a decent start, but with a little polish it could have been better.

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