Real Big Tits 17 Review

INITIAL THOUGHTS:

Okay so here we have a series that is devoted to real big tits (hence the title). On the cover we have four pairs of them, big melons!!! Now from the looks of things there are only two decent looking women with the other two looking, well I wouldn’t do em..lol. This dvd is brought to us by Channel69 and I have never seen a film from them so this is my first time. So without further delay I will get down to the gritty!

VIDEO/AUDIO:

The video was in full frame and it wasn’t too grainy but wasn’t up to par with other studios. The audio was in stereo and was decent but I wouldn’t expect to juice up those surround systems!

RUNTIME:

1 Hour 17 Minutes & 30 Seconds

THEMES:

Oral, Anal, Toys, Masturbation, Interracial, Big Tits, Larger Women, Tit Fucking

EXTRAS:

Photo Gallery, Trailers (real big tits 10 -16, body builders in heat 3 – 7, double air bags 2, panochitas gorditas: chunky latinas 1 – 4, hot 50+ vol. 6 – 9, mega butts 1 - 3, big clits lips 1 - 3, my wife likes it black 1 – 2, la casa de mistress isabelle

HOW I RATE:

I rate in an un-bias way; meaning I will not let something come in my way of reviewing a film before I see it, I make sure to give every film I review a fair chance! I will try to give a detailed description of the film that way you (the reader) will get a real sense for the film and what it contains. I will give a film a 5 if I like all of the scenes, all of the stars, enjoy the performances (you get the picture); I rate descending upon that. I like to see: anal, atm’s, atm’s, atogm, ptogm, rimming (f/f,m/f), spitting, kissing, choking, gapes, titty fucking, low amount of toy usage, dp’s, girl on girl, eye contact, ass worship, female ejaculation, 2 on 1 (f/f/g), anal cream pies, and intensity. What I don’t like: excessive toy use, strap-ons, dap’s, feet worship, rough bondage, orgies, more than 3 guys per 1 girl, excessive slapping, golden showers, and anything that causes pain. Of course that is just the broad stroke of things, and I adjust accordingly

SCENE 1:

Themes: oral, anal, masturbation, tit shot, tit fucking

Cast: (Victora)

The woman who takes up the right side of the cover is up and she has a quirky way about her. She walks into a hotel room smiling and wearing a short dress. She shows off her large ass then rubs her hands over her tits and large body. She does a little chatting with the camera while showing off her butt with some upward angles at that beast. She peels off her dress and we see her all in white. Corset and stalkings is what she has with her tits bulging out from it. Her tits get some groping from the camera guy then she bends over on a bed where her pussy is eaten. She now has her tits hanging out of her corset and she’s bounces them for the camera. A brief tits sucking from her man then she lays on her back and masturbates on the bed giving her guy a taste of her syrup. Griping a hard cock in her hand she does some suckie while stroking the cock then is given another one to suck and stroke. After a while we see her and just one guy doing some doggie with some tit flopping and some good angles of the penetration. They move to cowgirl briefly then she has her asshole pushed in during some spooning then it’s on to anal RC where she as a look of discomfort. Lying back she takes cock down her hairy poopshoot with a not so loving look on her face. The camera zooms in with an upward angle then moves up to get her tits bouncing and her rubbing her clit. The guy pulls out and fucks her tits as she lays back on the bed then shoots his load on her tits. He continues to fuck her tits as the scene ends.

Overall:

Well I’ll give her an A for effort. She wasn’t very attractive to me and it just wasn’t that she was a little big. She had some good energy but unfortunately she didn’t enjoy the anal and it showed. Her tits are definitely large and do get their due but most of the attention is on her ass. I love large asses but not fat asses which hers was. This scene was rather boring due to the lack of heat between the performers, weak positioning, and her discomfort during the anal.

Length: 22 Min

SCENE 2:

Themes: oral, masturbation, interracial, facial

Cast: (Lisa)

Here we have the most attractive lady of the bunch and she can be seen on the top left of the cover. She sits in a black chair and pulls out her tits from her bra and plays with them. She sucks on her tits (very hot) then pulls her panties to the side and masturbates. Some more tit sucking and biting follows while she rubs her pussy then she stands up and now is all naked. She plays with her tits some more then we see her sucking a black dude’s cock while wearing her leopard print button up shirt. She gives some pretty good head; using her tongue to lick his head and shaft, plenty of spit to moisten the deed and some good body movement. After some good cock sucking she has her pussy licked while laying back then the guy gives her some missionary fucking. There are some face shots as well as tit shots and of course close ups of the missionary. After several minutes she bends over and takes his black tool in her pussy for doggie. There are some close ups of her large sweater puppies hanging and bouncing (oh yeah) followed by a minute or so of ass cheeks bouncing. Moving on to RC the fucking continues and boy does the tit bouncing commence! They move into some cowgirl and here her ass really bounces and so does her melons! The poor guy is being whacked repeatedly in his face by them! Finishing things up she lays on her back for some pussy penetration then takes a little cum on her mouth.

Overall:

The scene wasn’t too bad and was a lot better than the first one. Lisa was better looking however she still was a little big. She did some brief tit sucking/biting which is something I always love to see along with a great blowjob. She didn’t seem all that energetic during her scene but did do a fair amount of fucking during the cowgirl session. The positioning was a little better here than in the previous scene which I liked.

Length: 20 Min

SCENE 3:

Themes: oral, tit pop, tit fucking, toys, masturbation

Cast: (Luna)

Here is a good set of tits however her face is a little less desirable.  She rubs her tits together while they hang out from her black bra while her pink shirt is pulled up and her pink shorts are still on. Moving to a chair she bends over while in it and fucks her pussy with a toy while her ass cheeks get some screen time. Lying back in it now she continues to fuck her pussy with a toy along with some clit rubbing and tit squeezing. A guy walks over to the chair with his cock ready for a suck while she continues to fuck herself with her toy. She soon drops the toy and devotes her complete attention to sucking this guy’s cock. She does a decent job at it using her hands, mouth, and moving almost all the way down his shaft (even a little ball sucking). Finally he has his cock crushed by her large yams as she moves up and down. After a short tit fucking session she bends over on the chair and takes his cock in her pussy while she fucks him. She does a good amount of pushing her ass into him making her whole body move including her large tits. Soon she lays on her back on the carpet and here we see her tits bounce along with her stomach (hmmm). She gets up on the guy for some cowgirl but that doesn’t last long and instead they move back to missionary. There is some cowgirl on the carpet but is turns into missionary rather quickly then the guys pulls out to pop on her chest.

Overall:

I wasn’t too pleased with this scene. I actually liked the first one better and that was mainly because that girl had some drive, energy and did anal! This girl did however do some pumping of her own but it just didn’t make up for the poor positioning which was worse than the first scene (didn’t think that was possible). Her looks didn’t really help the scene either.

Length: 20 Min

SCENE 4:

Themes: oral, tit fucking, tit shot

Cast: (Gina)

This girl is in the middle on the left side of the cover. She is the largest girl of the bunch and doesn’t really look that great either. A good looking guy finds her playing with her tits in a bathtub/shower and decides to snack on her pussy. She rubs her tits while he fingers and sucks away on pussy then sucks on her yams. She makes her way to his tool giving it a suck as well as his balls. She lets him tit fuck her as well. They move to doggie while she bends over on the sink then she lays back in the tub while the guy fucks her pussy missionary. Her tits get plenty of attention by his hands and his mouth here as he pumps away on her slit. She does some of her own tit sucking here as well then they move to RC while her tits flop as with the rest of her body. Taking his cock between her tits he soon squirts all over them and she keeps her tongue out tasting his spunk along with licking her nipples. She sucks on his cock a little then they kiss ending the scene.

Overall:

This scene was bad, really bad. Besides the unattractive girl the sex was just poor. The guy didn’t even seem to be going all the way in, the bathroom was way too small, and the energy here was worse than church on superbowl Sunday! The only thing good in this scene was the tit fucking and that wasn’t even all that great.

Length: 15 Min

FINAL THOUGHTS:

I wasn’t very happy with this dvd. Only one scene stands out for me on this disc and even that lacked passion and intensity. The girls here were all a bit on the heavy side and some were just big. As far as good looks go this dvd didn’t have any. Lisa was the best looking but I wouldn’t go as far as call her hot. This dvd would be great for fans of larger women and people who aren’t looking for great interaction between performers or intensity. There is only one anal scene here and the girl taking it didn’t seem very happy with it. The extras were awful only offering trailers and a photo gallery. The menu was nice offering full motion from the film. Overall I say pass both for poor sex and poor looks.

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