Raylene Returns Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  9/25/2009

Raylene’s Return from Vince Vouyer Unleashed says it all. Raylene returns to porn. Why? Most likely the economy, but that’s here nor there. The bigger question is, did porn miss Raylene? Are we better off now that she’s here? To know those questions, you’d really have to be a Raylene fan. Raylene, truth be told, never caught my eye the first time around, so I figured I give her a shot the second time. The verdict is: I’m still not missing anything, and unless you truly are a fan, you can skip right by this disk. There are two different issues to discuss here; Raylene, and also the disk itself. Starting with Raylene, this set takes place over 3 days, with one sex scene per day.

Day one: Raylene is at Vince’s house and starts the day off watching Tasha Lynn and Bliss Lei, both real cuties, fuck a couple of guys. Bliss admits she’s really not into girl on girl play, but Tasha is. The girls pair off with a guy, but more or less keep separate on couches about ten feet apart. The guys walk back and forth a few times to try out the other girl, but no double teaming on them. Raylene, watching from the hallway gets turned on and has to jump into the fray. By this time, everyone is closer together and we have a little light girl on girl play, but no full on lezzing out. Raylene has some ugly ink on her, sports an above the clit muff, and keeps her bra on throughout the scene. Both guys dump their liquid loads of love on Raylene’s tightly sealed mouth.

Day two: Raylene and her hubby with Vince, the hubby fitting the mold of a douche bag right out of the book, “Hot Chicks with Douche bags.” They’re chatting and the doorbell rings and in walks Bliss Lei. Bliss mentions that she had a great time the day before and wants seconds. Again, Bliss shies away from the girl on girl play and Raylene does most of the heavy lifting in this scene. Raylene keeps her bra on, so something must be going on with her tits. Raylene does some anal work before taking the Douchie Dick Dew onto her lips. Bliss does some post cum kissing.

Day three: Sammie Spades, a cute up and cumming blonde, and Raylene take on a couple of guys. Raylene gets analized and Sammie gets DP’d before Raylene takes seconds of sack sauce to the smile.

Overall, there is nothing special about the three sex scenes. She tolerates the penis pudding on her face as this is her cumback feature, but you can see she really isn’t a facial fan. Vouyer and Co. also try to hide the MILF aspect of Raylene, but she is definitely showing her age. Extras are a little light.

Disk issues: Three scenes in three hours. Way too much non sex activity going on here. You could easily edit out an hour or more of material here and not miss anything. The other big issue is camera work. What a mess. The close up camera is way too jumpy and unsteady, plus way too close up. The way the guy moves the camera around reminds me of the way a guy swings a bowling ball. At times the hand held guy is in way of the main camera guy. This is just laziness on the part of the editing process.

Pluses: The girls other than Raylene.

Minuses: Way too long for the amount of sex provided. Camera work

Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 3 for double shots of cum.

Is it worth it? You really have to be a fan of Raylene to buy this.