Raw Meat 5 Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  7/14/2002

There are two porn performers I attempt to avoid: Paul Morgan and Jay Richards. For Richards it’s the puffy face and the ancient sagging body that resembles a snail out of his shell; for Morgan it’s the obnoxious personality…conceited, cocky, and chattering constantly. As Ben Franklin once observed, “The man who is love with himself will have no rivals.” The Raw Meat series gives Morgan the opportunity to flaunt this persona non grata. But as Emilio Sands (whom I adore), Chris Young (whom I lust after) and Logan Runner, aka Timmy Smith (another lustful object) were appearing in this film, I succumbed and bought it. Imagine my disgust to find Motor-Mouth Morgan in every fucking scene!

It opens with a segment called “Anal Vacation” with the ubiquitous Paul driving down the road chattering away on a cell phone. After a time of tuning out his incessant chatter, we see he is getting a blowjob from none other than Emilio Sands as he drives. Emilio is one of the cutest Latino twinks to come down the pike or, in this case, the turnpike. They move into the trailer that Paul is towing, where Paul continues to gabble on the phone and Emilio continues to gobble on Paul’s cock. Emilio is doing a super job, but he and we are distracted by a white dog that wanders around the set. Thoughts of bestiality occur briefly, but I realized it was already a bestiality scene since it featured Morgan. They sixty-nine before Emilio sits on Paul’s prick. Sands jacks himself off during the ride and Paul follows. (The lighting here is extremely bad.) At the end, Paul addresses the camera bragging of his prowess. (See what I mean about cockiness and conceit?)

“Parkside Throat Pokers” begins with two dogs running around in a park. Oh, shit, there’s Paul Morgan again. Make that three dogs! Paul shows off by climbing a tree. Chris Young is also in the park. Chris is a real cutie with bleached blond hair and lots of interesting tattoos. He also has a long slender dick and a well-used gaping asshole that can aptly be called a “boy pussy”. They chat before Paul climbs another tree…talking of course. “Feel like a blowjob?” he asks Chris as they are back in the trailer. Chris places his sweet mouth on blabby’s cock, but just as I’m beginning to get into it, Paul begins directing the action. “Look at the camera.” “See yourself there?” etc. (Talk about killing a scene! But then I realized this film was not being made for the viewers, but for Paul to get HIS jollies. At the end of the film he even says, “Keep watching this series and I’ll continue to cum for you.” Right on! ‘Cause we viewers sure as Hell aren’t going to cum!) Paul cums in this scene by jerking off while Chris poses for him.

This takes us to the third segment “Y2Gay”. Paul is wearing a cowboy hat and trying to raise someone on that damned cell phone. He jabbers on to us about the world having been destroyed by the Y2K bug, and he has a compound for gays who survived. When he finally arrives at the compound he goes down on the big black cock of Winston Love. Winston doesn’t get hard and Paul gives up after twenty seconds, getting Winston to service him. Paul continues to chatter away. Paul fucks Winston. Still chattering. There is now an abrupt cut to Paul fucking Logan Runner (listed here as Timmy Smith). It’s a missionary fuck with Paul still wearing his shirt and his cowboy hat. He stops to talk to the camera. (Any time there is a chance of the viewer’s sexual arousal, he kills it!) Logan never gets hard either.

“When Bottoms Attack” has Chris Young back to get fucked. The lighting here is atrocious. I’m wanting this film to end, but Paul doing a rap number follows. I was so sick of hearing him, I fast-forwarded through this (it’s performed in the dark anyway) until I found him fucking Winston again. Then it cuts to Logan sitting on his dick again.

In the final scene, Paul is a police officer who has taken Emilio back to the trailer to punish him. He spanks Emilio and then fucks him. (More bad camera work in this scene.) To conclude, Emilio cums in Paul’s mouth who spits it out; then gets Emilio to do the same to him.
What we have here is a colossal ego trip. Amateur porn using professional porn stars, giving an already over-exposed performer the chance to get some young ass. Look for Sands, Young, and Runner elsewhere in films that don’t have Morgan in them, (at least not in every scene) and avoid this self-indulgent piece of shit.