Rated T For Teen 5 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  8/2/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 143 min.

Production Date: 2 / 12 / 2006, 4 / 16, 22, 30 / 2006, 5 / 2 / 2006

Director: Mark Wood

Cast: Addison Rose, Ginger Lee, Leah Luv, Nautica Evans, Nikki Coxxx, Alex Knight, Mark Wood, and Mr. Pete

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Mark Wood almost always comes off as a likable guy with some good care for his partners. I'm not that into barely legal movies, but with Mark's personality I can't help but have a bit of hope here.

Initial Reaction: It's pretty hit or miss for me.

Who Should Watch It : Barely legal fans

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes all the girls to appear to be sexually experienced

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I don't think I noticed a single fault. The video wasn't so lucky. There's just a touch of grain, as well as some minor shadows which pop up throughout the movie and frequently interfere with the action.

Music: There's a little music at the start of Addison's tease, but that's it.

Disc Complaints: There's no time stamp for the movie, which makes navigating it much more difficult. You're limited to jumping to chapter breaks rather than punching a number into your remote and going right where you want to. Thankfully there's over forty chapter breaks in the movie, but if somebody picked up a mainstream movie and found authoring like this they'd think of it as being poorly authored. There's no reason that same feeling shouldn't apply to porn.

Menus: The main menu is a bit simple, and blends a background still with a very funky look with a touch of the movie. The chapter menu starts to show some nice care, but just doesn't quite get there. It nicely lets you choose between the oral, sex, anal (if there's any), and cumshot and gives you a shot of each scene, but then neglects to let you know who's in each scene. With two well known performers behind LeWood, one would think that they would have wanted everybody to easily know how to get to one of their scenes in any movie they're in and would show that same consideration on their DVDs.

The Feature

Rated T For Teen 5 keeps things simple. Start a scene out with a young barely legal girl showing off for the camera, and then have them get to work. Sometimes there's a bit of a tease, but there's never anything big enough that I'd call it a story to start things out.

Scene 1 – Addison Rose and Mark Wood

Cute brunette Addison starts things out in a pink bikini and skirt wearing a tiara and holding her little teddy bear as she dances around and shows off for the camera. She finally tosses her bear aside and drops to her knees to start mouthing Mark's manhood wearing only her thong and tiara. Mark lies back and lets Addison ride him cowgirl style before lying her back for a little missionary work and taking her from behind. Addison turns around to suck Mark's cock clean before letting him go back to fucking her from behind and riding him reverse cowgirl style. They make their way back through a little more doggie and cowgirl before Mark finally gives Addison a nice facial. She captures as much as she can in her mouth, and then swallows it down while what missed her mouth runs down her body.

This scene reminds me of why I don't care a lot for barely legal action. Addison is darn cute and has a nice body. Unfortunately, she doesn't seem to know how to put it to its best use and she comes off as playing to the camera quite a bit. She doesn't look like she's bored or anything, but that little spark that separates an okay scene from a good scene from a great scene just never shows up. The camera work also didn't do much for me. The shadows got to me, and most of the scene gave a feeling like Mark was so hideously disfigured from the shoulders on up that it was wrong to even think of showing his face. He sounds like he's nicely into Addison, but you never really get to see how into her she is. This is a pretty average barely legal scene.

Scene 2 – Nikki Coxxx and Mark Wood

Mark sits back and chats with his lovely wife outside about how Sierra Sinn's on her way over with completely fresh Nikki, a slutty looking redhead who they have Sierra take back inside to get slutted up. Nikki comes back out slutted up in clear heels and a lacy black and red bra, skirt, and panties, and sits next to Mark for them to admire her. Of course Mark can't resist playing with her a little, and soon after pulls down his pants so she can suck and stroke his cock. Mark doesn't bother to tongue her in return, and instead has her bend over so he can go right to fucking her pink pussy from behind. He lets Nikki ride him cowgirl style next before they head inside for Mark to fuck her hard missionary style with a few breaks to work in a touch of oral action. Mark lets Nikki have a nice long break to suck his cock before fucking her from behind, and afterwards has her take her shoes off to give him a nice footjob before she gets back up to ride him in both cowgirls. Finally, Mark has Nikki hop off so he can give her a nice load into and around her mouth. She says she's going to swallow it, but she spits out the first load and might only swallow a couple drops.

This is a great first scene for Nikki. She and Mark have great chemistry, and she puts out plenty of energy as well. She took a little to grow on me, but once she did she had my complete attention. Nikki really gets into the scene, and the only thing that holds it back is her spitting out almost all of Mark's load rather than eagerly gobbling his goo. This is an impressive scene.

Scene 3 – Nautica Evans and Alex Knight

Mark starts out the third scene letting cute little brunette Nautica know in the car that he's sharing her for this scene, but would maybe like to fuck her afterwards for one of his other movies. He follows her up a hill to the house with her wearing a short camo skirt, white fingerless mesh gloves, and a black top, and introduces her to Alex inside who quickly drops his pants to let her show off her deep throat skills. As soon as he's ready, Alex lets Nautica lie back on a couch for some missionary work before having her get on all fours to take it doggie style. Alex decides to put her on top for the cowgirls and has her mix in a bit more cocksucking before going back to fucking her from behind. Finally he pops a lot in and around her mouth that she lets flow back out before she sticks out her tongue to show a few of the drops that mixed with her spit and smiling because somebody's no doubt waving a check behind the camera.

This scene did virtually nothing for me. Nautica is a very cute girl, but good golly is she a dead fuck! I think Alex could have got more energy fucking a blowup doll on a waterbed than Nautica put out in any position where she was on top. She rarely smiled and had dead eyes and a monotone moan that made most of her scene boring as can be. She does do a nice job of sucking cock, so one can hope that if she does more movies for LeWood that she sticks to the Liquid Diet or Cum Swallowing Whores series. This was a dud of a scene.

Scene 4 – Ginger Lee and Mark Wood

Ginger, a cute little dirty blonde, starts the penultimate scene out eyeing a porno magazine wearing a short tight black top with striped shirts and white socks and sneakers. She can't resist touching herself as she looks at the mag, and strips down as she touches her nicely natural body. Mark catches her and talks with her about it a bit before stripping her out of her panties and moving in to tongue her twat. Ginger rewards him with some energetic cocksucking before he lets her lie back on the couch for a good missionary dicking. She goes to ride him cowgirl style, and is quickly surprised when Mark picks her up to fuck her in midair before letting her down so he can fuck her from behind. Ginger gets back on top for a reverse cowgirl ride, and takes a break in the middle to eagerly suck Mark's cock clean. She hops off one more time, and is rewarded with a nice pop on her chin as she looks up at Mark.

This was easily my favorite scene in the movie. Ginger has a very cute look and a wonderfully real body. Her tease works up some nice heat to start things out, and I love that she actually got a little oral attention as well. Perhaps best of all, she seemed to get into the sex and had some very nice realistic reactions. This was an extremely enjoyable scene, and it definitely has me hoping to see more of Ginger in the future.

Scene 5 – Leah Luv and Mr. Pete

Leah comes in wearing some baby blue panties and a short blue tank top to show off for Mark and start the final scene off. She sits back on the couch after showing off some camel toe, and Mr. Pete helps make her panties wet with the help of his water bottle. He gives her pussy a kiss through her panties before continuing to play with it, and then goes right to fucking it missionary style. Mr. Pete also gives it to Leah from behind, and slides a few fingers in to see how far she can stretch before sliding behind her for some spooning. Leah continues to stretch herself out with seven fingers and Mr. Pete's cock before letting him spoon her ass. Mr. Pete rolls her up for a reverse cowgirl ride before letting Leah suck his cock clean, and even takes her ass doggie style. Leah catches his load in her mouth, and finishes things up swallowing it down.

This is a pretty good scene. I know that Leah has quite a following, but I've rarely been that taken with her. I have a very hard time getting into Leah because whenever I see her the first thing to go through my mind is something like how she has the body of an eight year old boy. Here she does a good scene, and has nice chemistry with Mr. Pete. It's a good scene, but just nothing too special that could get me past her not doing anything for me physically. I'm sure Leah's fans will enjoy this one, but I just couldn't get into it too much.

Rated T For Teen 5 is an okay barely legal release. That said, I should point out that I'm not a fan of barely legal movies because I greatly prefer women who appear to be comfortable and confident with their bodies rather than looking like they just got out of Driver's Ed. For that reason, I'm sure that many barely legal fans will enjoy this one much more than I did and for many of the reasons that this one didn't work for me. Are the girls cute? Definitely. Addison is a real cutie and Ginger has a cute natural look with a smoking hot body. Nautica, Leah, and Nikki also have great bodies, but those two definitely stood out as the cutest for me. Ginger and Nikki, on the other hand turned out my two favorite scenes, with Nautica's leaving me thankful for the invention of the remote control. My other problem with the movie was that camera work. It was often plagued by shadows and had a habit of feeling like it was deliberately trying to chop the heads off the guys. Headless guys in porn are really tough to make work for me as I never get as much of a feeling of the chemistry in the scene with only one person. That problem repeatedly popped up through the movie, and at times completely threw me out of the scenes. Rated T For Teen 5 is a pretty average barely legal movie with the highs and lows that come with less experienced performers.

The Extra Stuff

Very quick trailers are included for over a dozen LeWood releases, with each trailers lasting roughly twenty seconds. The photo gallery lasts just over two minutes with about five seconds per very nice looking snapshot or full screen photo. There's also striptease segments, a behind the scenes featurette, and weblinks.

The striptease segments last nearly three minutes. Addison starts it out in her cute little pink outfit and tiara, and strips down and plays with herself a little. It's a nice little strip tease, but at the same time I couldn't help but be disappointed because even though she is darn cute, it still is only Addison.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts nearly a half hour. Addison starts things out chatting with Francesca and Mark as they search for an outfit. She chats about getting into porn and being a small town girl coming into the wide world of porn with a bit of an open mind. She also poses for a few photos before it moves on with Nikki as she tries to find the right outfit. Nikki poses for a few photos while chatting with Mark and Francesca before Ginger chats with Francesca about people back home being more mean to her now that she's in porn than before. She talks about mudbogging and Wal-Mart being the only things to do in The South as well as some of her job and sexual experiences before posing for her photos. Leah finishes things up, who talks about actually putting on weight and poses for a few photos. This is a nice behind the scenes featurette. It was a bit heavy on the photos, but there's also plenty of personality from each of the girls. Nautica is the only one who doesn't make an appearance, but after her performance in the movie I really didn't care. It also didn't seem so bad due to how fun Addison and Ginger came across as being. This featurette felt a bit long, but was also quite fun and well worth checking out.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, barely legal, swallowing, feet, anal, and ass to mouth

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, may of LeWood's releases can be found online for between about $16 and $25 with a few stores offering them for under $20. If you're a big fan of barely legal action, this one might have some very good replay value for you. Everybody else might want to give this a rental before they shell out that kind of money. The sex isn't bad, but it was very hit or miss for me and seemed a touch amateurish at times. The technical aspects are only slightly above average, but there is some good effort put into the extras. This is an okay movie on a DVD that shows some nice goals but needs a little help with its authoring.

Note to LeWood: It would be nice to see you mix up the barely legal action a little more. A group scene would be nice, as would a little more anal, and it might be nice to see you work in a bit more foot action into a scene here and there.

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