Rambone XXX: A Dreamzone Parody Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  4/9/2016

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
All hell--and plenty of hot, steamy sex--breaks loose when a tatted, badass, Green-Beret-turned-drifter, Bonnie Rotten (as "Joan Rambone"), finds herself the subject of extreme and unwarranted harassment at the hands of local law enforcement. Such is the case in "Rambone XXX", a very good release from Dream Zone Entertainment and director Jordan Septo. Parodying the first installment of the mainstream "Rambo" series from the early-1980s starring Sylvester Stallone, this flick stays fairly close to the source material while concomitantly adding in plenty of good-ole-fashioned fucking. The cast here is stellar, as well, of course: Bonnie Rotten (who has a new toy line out, "Bonnie Rotten Black Label", by the way) is her always-awesome self in the lead role, and the supporting bevy of babes--Christy Mack, Kendall Karson, and Brianna Brooks--are all both top-notch lookers and fuckers in their own rights. Indeed, while the plot could have been a tad more developed, and the action a bit more realistic, this one is still a strong production for a porn flick of its type and is easily recommendable. If you haven't already, be sure to check it out.

In terms of the sex, the smokin' hot blonde and local hooker, Brianna Brooks, shows her long-time pal and town sheriff, Tommy Pistol, her "appreciation" by hiking up her skirt and dropping to her knees in her apartment (oral, vaginal ; facial ; Scene One). In Scene Two, two sheriffs deputies, Seth Gamble and the stunning brunette, Kendall Karson, take a break from hunting for Bonnie by stripping down and then getting down to the good stuff in an abandoned basement (oral, vaginal ; spurting facial). Scene Three brings together one of the two tattooed goddesses of the flick, Christy Mack, and Derrick Pierce as military personnel who've been brought in to bring in Bonnie (oral, vaginal ; facial). In Scene Four, the embattled, tatted, brunette badass and star of the show, Bonnie Rotten ("Rambone"), goes down on her former commander, Ryan McLane, after he talks her down (oral/deep-throating, vaginal, anal, ass-to-mouth, massive squirting ; facial). Wow...Stallone ain't got nothin' on Bonnie! So hot!