Queen of the Strap-On 3 Review

Reviewed by Maori9  on  7/6/2012

The Good: Aiden Ashley, Aiden Ashley, and Aiden Ashley. Put it simply, she's as great as a g/g superstar can be. She's gorgeous, has a rockin' bod, a great sense of humor, and loves the female anatomy and her job (and it shows!). The first two scenes highlight this. The chemistry she has with Sierra Day is AMAZING. They are more than happy to explore each other's bodies inch by inch.
The HIGHLIGHT of this dvd is easily the intense dirtiness that Aiden and Dani Jensen try to one up each other, which Dani admitting that she'll lick Aiden's ass as much as she wants (or is offered) and Aiden, in turn, tongue-fucking Dani's ass with Dani's gleeful commentary. AWESOME for any and all analingus fans.

The Bad: Whhoooo boy, where do I start? Actually, it starts and finishes with scene 3. Oof. What a mess. The girls are fine. But you get this incesent commentary from some idiot guys in the background, throwing out internet suggestions or dumbass commentary. And, even worse, you get the occasional hairy forearm for some sort of prop adjustment. When exactly did a g/g dvd need a hairy male forearm in the shot??? Two more things of note: the bored looking, fully dressed black guy that we get in the shot for a couple seconds. Why? WHY? This might be worse than the random appendage. Are the directors selling tickets? Is this the bodyguard's Xmas present?? And why did the guy look like he'd rather be playing Xbox or eating a hamburger is anyone's guess? Secondly, when the scene ends, the lazy-ass camera operator decides to swing the camera around so we can get a blonde surfer idiot, who is completely nude, working at his computer. Ugh. Really, this is the stuff of g/g porn nightmares. The 4th wall is shattered and shat upon by these criminals. I have a feeling Ric Flair Jr is running this whole show and I hope he either improves or winds up in jail.

Any stars given are simply because of the girls. NOTHING else.