Put it in Coach Review

Reviewed by Jason  on  12/16/2002

The strange irony is Coach never puts his meaty cut cock into anyone’s arse. Ripped off. It could have made this flick as good as it should have been.

The cute but charm-less Cameron Taylor discovers coach Caleb Stone is “a fucking fag” when he uncovers his porn stash in his bedroom – but apparently likes what he sees. The balding but not unattractive Caleb works hard to get his pitcher hard then sucks the nice-sized bat down to its root. Cameron briefly handles Coach’s thick cock and chews on his nipples, but this kid is one passive fuck. He lies on the bed while Coach bounces all-too-briefly on his cock, and can’t even get excited shooting a nice load on his face. Coach busts his nut on Cameron’s smooth gut to finish their lukewarm fuck.

Blonde-tipped pretty boy Sebastian plays Coach’s boyfriend, and isn’t impressed to learn his man bottomed out to a teammate. The make-up sex provides the hottest action of the movie. The sucking is enthusiastic; Sebastian finally giving Caleb’s cock the attention it deserves. Coach feverishly bangs Sebastian’s beautiful arse – but still won’t slip him the mickey. Talk about frustrating. He does slide a finger in, bringing his ball player to a hot and juicy climax. Coach gives his cum-coated chest a tongue bath before wanking out a load of his own. This one’s worthy of a second viewing – even though a ripe cock and willing arse is wasted.

Cameron is back, relating his earlier fuck to an adorable, nipple-pierced hottie (hard to know who’s who). Sure you’ve never played with a boy before, dude. The resulting suck session on a locker room bench suggests otherwise. Tame top Cameron spends plenty of time in his teammate’s arse before both nut out healthy wads of jizz. Nothing special.

The final scene features a rare condom-free fuck. Last scene’s bottom boy is again the willing arse, topped by a dark-haired not-quite-twink. Some playful kissing and sucking on a squeaky couch before the blonde impales himself on the unwrapped cock. They finish front-on; the older fucker pulling out to shoot a creamy mess on his lover’s chest. His mate vocally drowns his frog tattoo in creamy cum, with the aid of his mate’s prostate-probing finger.

The boys are slim, smooth and sweet (and all cut), but if they play ball with the same enthusiasm as they fuck this team must never win a game. (Awful sound quality and amateurish production doesn’t help.) Put It In Coach fails to live up to its promise.