Pussy Lick and Fuckmachine As Xmas Gift Review

Running Time:
21 min.

Release Date:
12/23/2021

Director:
None credited

Cast:
Purple Bitch
with
Sia Siberia

Audio /Video Quality:
The technical aspects are okay. The audio is decently balanced and pretty clear, but there are a few very noticeable background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and also just okay. It's clear and well lit but there's some very noticeable and sometimes jerky camera motion that doesn't help the presentation. Yes, Purple Bitch's releases are a bit on the amateur side of things, but there's enough done about them right that this one just felt a touch sloppy.

Watermark Warning:
I don't know of anyone who likes watermarks, but if people think it helps them against piracy I guess I can live with them if they're done right. Here Evil Angel shows how a watermark should be done, as I didn't notice it after the first two seconds of the scene and actually went back to the scene to see if it had one. It rests nicely in the lower right corner and is almost transparent. If all watermarks were this tasteful I doubt people would have much of a problem with them.

The Release:

Purple Bitch and Sia Siberia start out in Christmas hats and socks with long braided blonde wigs, red and green strappy lingerie, and elf ears wishing everyone a Merry Christmas with their new video and blowing the camera a kiss before the action cuts to the two of them kissing in front of a Christmas tree. Sia's hand quickly makes it down to play with Purple's pussy, and after an editing cut Purple lays back for Sia to eat her pierced pussy while massaging and fingering her every so willing asshole. Naturally the girls play to the camera a bit with Purple also going ahegao, and after a bit Purple kisses Sia and lets her know she was amazing. The actino cuts to Purple laying back and getting fucked by a machine as Sia watches, plays with Purple's pussy, and kisses her a little. The toy pulls out and leaves fake cum flowing out of Purple's cunt that Sia plays with a little before the camera fades out.

Purple returns, this time on all fours as Sia moves in to eat Purple's eager asshole. Purple's shitpussy opens nicely for Sia to start tonguefucking it nice and deep with a naughty smile on her face. Sia moves around to devour Purple's chocolate starfish from behind and above, and mixes in a little play for her pussy as well as fingering Purple's ass. Sia happily sucks her fingers clean before going back to eating Purple's ass. The fuck machine comes back out to fill Purple's ass from behind as Sia gets on her knees to fuck her own ass with a dildo. Purple turns around to suck each of the toys clean before the girls resume their previous assfucking antics with the girls also showing off a few gapes. Fake cum finally flows out of Sia's ass as she pulls her toy out, followed by the girls kissing and wishing everyone a Merry Christmas.

Pussy Lick and Fuckmachine As Xmas Gift is an okay release. There's a lot to like about what Purple Bitch does in her releases. There's a definite sense of fun with really nice effort put into the cosplay aspects. She and Sia play to the camera a bit much with Purple adding in some ahegao, which will be hit or miss for people, but it doesn't hold things back for me much as they both look to be having a lot of fun. I loved Sia's attitude, and her eyes seemed to completely light up as she was working Purple's asshole over orally. What held things back for me is the fake cum with the toys (which I know is hit or miss for people) and that Purple is constantly on the receiving end from start to finish with Sia only giving and needing to pleasure herself. I would have loved for Sia to have a turn with the fuck machine and for Purple to spend a little time reciprocating. The overall presentation also feels a bit sloppy. Yes, Purple Bitch's releases are on the amateur side of things, but there's enough right about them that they don't quite have that amateur feeling and instead things just feel a little sloppy. Overall, if you're a fan of Purple Bitch or are used to her style, Pussy Lick and Fuckmachine As Xmas Gift might work well for you, but for me it just came out kinda average and left me wanting a lot more of Sia Siberia.

The Extras:
As usual with web scenes, a photo gallery is also available.

Condom Usage:
None needed

Final Thoughts:
Purple Bitch and Sia Siberia each give up the ass nicely, but this one is a bit too one-sided and comes off a bit sloppy. This holds it back so that it doesn't past the average mark for me.

Note to Evil Angel / Purple Bitch:
This one has a great idea, and if Sia got to be on the receiving end for a bit it would have worked much better!

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