Private X-Treme 18: Eurobabes Take It To the Xtreme Review

Reviewed by howie  on  5/1/2005

What’s in my DVD player (mainstream): Raging Bull (2-disc special edition)
This biopic of Jake La Motta paints an unsympathetic picture of the Bronx Bull and avoids any attempt at a feel-good Hollywood ending, both of which may have contributed to Raging Bull not winning Best Picture and Best Director for Scorcese. However, this movie almost appears unanimously in film critics’ top films of all time and it is highly recommended.

Director: David Perry
Running time: 1:46

My short review:
This title drew my interest to see if David Perry was directing a pure gonzo flick for Private, which is a little out of the norm for them. It would be impossible to confuse David’s work with Antonio Adamo’s, especially if you have seen David’s work with Zero Tolerance. Plus, I’m looking forward to seeing Simony Diamond in some hardcore action.

Scene 1 – Sylvie Taylor with Roly Reeves & Timoti Hayd:
[BJ; doggie vag; side mish vag; RCG vag; RCG anal; CG vag; CG DP; spoon anal; BJ; both guys jerk themselves onto her open mouth; PHC]
This was an average scene with 2 guys where Sylvie’s looks made up for the guys. No highlights here as this was your run of the mill porn scene.

Scene 2 – Liz Honey & Susane Brend with David Perry:
[BJ; CG vag for Liz; RCG vag for Susane; CG anal for Liz; ATOGM by Susane; spoon vag for Susane; ATOGM by Liz; spoon anal for Susane; ATOGM by Liz; RCG anal for Liz; doggie anal for Susane; doggie anal for Liz; ass creampie for Liz; leakage into Susane’s mouth]
Here we have 2 fair looking girls with Gwen Stefani-style hairdos. This scene didn’t draw my attention till the very end when David came inside Liz’s ass and some of the cum spilled out into Susane’s waiting mouth. Other than that, another average scene where David does a good job of switching partners throughout the scene.

Scene 3 – Nikky Blond & Niky Rider with Choky Ice & Bruno Sx:
[BJ; doggie vag for Nikky; mish vag for Niky; RCG vag for Nikky; CG vag for Niky; doggie anal for Niky; mish anal for Nikky; RCG anal for Nikky; ATOGM by Niky; CG DP for Niky; ATOGM by Nikky; RCG DP for Niky; Nikky jerks one popshot to her mouth and passes a few drops to Niky; Niky gets other cumshot to her open mouth and swallows]
I hope I didn’t confuse you but Nikky is the blond and the Niky with 1 “k” is the brunette. Another average scene with the only evidence of chemistry was between the girls.

Scene 4 – Simony Diamond with Bruno Sx & Lauro Giotto:
[BJ; spoon vag; CG vag; RCG vag; spoon anal; RCG DP; CG DP; ATM; doggie anal; Simony jerks both popshots to her face; PHC]
Not even the lovely Simony could save this porno for me. Did I mention that I strongly recommend Raging Bull?

Scene 5 – Mya Diamond & Linda Shane with David Perry:
[BJ; doggie vag for Linda; doggie vag for Mya; doggie anal for Mya; ATOGM by Linda; CG vag for Linda; Mya rimming Linda; CG anal for Linda; CG anal for Mya; RCG vag for Linda; RCG anal for Linda; ATOGM by Mya; spoon vag for Mya; spoon anal for Mya; David jerks himself onto their open mouths; girls kiss]
Wow, Linda is gorgeous with a good boob job and she reminds me of a younger Dasha. This is by far the best scene of the flick and the highlight is Mya taking it slow with the anal in doggie but riding it in overdrive once her ass warms up. Very good scene that had good chemistry.

Extras / Production values:
There is some deleted footage of the solo tease segments, a photobook gallery, and trailers for other Private offerings. Yawn. The video quality was good and each scene had a heavy metal sounding music track but it didn’t overpower the moans, groans, oohs and aahs. The disc did freeze on me a few times but I was finally able to play it through without incident.

Summary:
This porno had a bad mix: cheap scene settings, lack of chemistry, weak performances from the cast including the guys and an awful music track. I can’t recommend this even as a rental. The last scene was the only scene worth watching.

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