Private Specials 25: Bisexual Clinic Review

Reviewed by Suzi Fuji  on  10/14/2009

I recently watched Private Specials 25: Bisexual Clinic in the hopes of watching some guy on guy on girl action that would make me moist between my legs. I guess I’ll just have to keep looking as this was a disappointment. Truth be told, I’ve kind of shied away from Private releases a long long time ago. I’ve found that very few releases live up to the original Private Video Magazine and this is no exception. I don’t understand the problem. What is so hard about filming a guy and a girl sucking another guy’s cock? It’s simple really, the girl starts out blowing the guy and holding the cock, she offers it to the other guy like she’s offering him a beer. He sucks it, she sucks it, and they go back and forth trading off, kissing each other with the hard cock between their lips. The bottom then climbs on in reverse cowboy anal and the girl sucks on the bottom’s cock while he’s getting fucked. The guy and the girl then tongue kiss each other while the other guy strokes his load off onto both of their tongues. What we have here is none of that. Counting the bonus scene, we have a total of five scenes. In two of the scenes, we have the girl taking some Bi Ball Batter to her mouth, the rest of the time one guy cums on the girl’s tits, and the other cums on the guy’s chest. Boring! Where is the Ass to Mouth? Where are the guys jerking each other off or doing some cock rubbing? Certainly not here, as this Bi Flick is sterile, but that could be keeping with the whole medical theme. Then we have the scenes themselves. At no point throughout this are any of the performers naked. Talk about lazy porn, they don’t even bother to get undressed and half the time the girls keep their surgery caps on completely obscuring their looks. Bottom line is this is boring Bi Porn, but at least all the cocks are hard.