Private Specials 11: Euro MILFs: Czech MILFs Review

Reviewed by zarinafan  on  7/9/2009

Czech MILFs is from Private, and directed by Tom Herold. There’s six scenes (not including the bonus) of women of varying degrees of hotness. Each vignette begins with each woman describing herself and her sex life. My scene ratings: Scalding, Red Hot, Very Hot, Hot, and Lukewarm.

Evelina is first: she tells how her husband is often out of town and during such times, she finds solace in her knitting club with other women. Just kidding! She engages in down and dirty sex with strange men. In this instance, two young landscapers doing work at her home. She’s a OK looking brunette who expertly juggles the two cocks while on her knees. The fact that she’s wearing a pearl necklace during this scene is coincidental of course. The two poke and prod inside her mouth and pussy while she’s on her back, then switch to her doing an RC. Evelina has small, bite size tits and big thighs that look great while she’s riding one guys and sucking off the other. She’s quite intense, making lots of noise. During the RC her hair was in a bun but gets taken down. They turn her around and put her in a DP. With her hair down, and the pearl necklace bouncing off her chest, this is one hot scene. Straight from the DP, we go to double eruptions and she swallows both guys’ loads. A Hot 20-minute scene that’s a great way to kick off the disc.

Renata is next, a 43-year old blond who likes kinky sex and she’s not too hung up on the whole “bed” thing. I love her already. She’s a real estate agent and, damn, isn’t it great how “real estate agent” has become the modern day “pizza delivery boy”?

She’s showing a place to a hesitant buyer who’s not convinced about the house. She offers some extra incentive by way of taking off his pants and sticking his huge Weinerschnitzel in her mouth. She gives an expert blowjob, then a cowgirl. Taking him in her ass she gets spooned and does an RC. The cumshot is right in her mouth and drips down her chin, at which point our lucky house buyer signs on the dotted line. Does Century 21 still give out those gold jackets? Renata truly looks like a MILF and her partner had a huge cock. She wore her dress throughout the scene which I personally find very erotic. This was a Hot 20-minutes.

Janet Magical is 28, and all you need to know is that she likes sex in public places. She’s particularly interested in this one guy who gives massages at the local spa. Sitting on a chaise lounge in the spa, she gets an offer of a foot massage and accepts. She ever-so-subtly nudges the young masseuse further up her leg, offering him easy access to her snatch, by draping her leg over his neck. He eats her out sending her into spasms, after which she liberates his cock from his shorts and gets to work. By now, she’s got her bikini off and man, what a body! Janet is long and lean and obviously works out. She closely resembles Sophie Evans. She too is wearing dangling pearls and they complement her body. While getting spooned her screams echo throughout the concrete structure, which is one of the best things about sex in bathrooms or locker rooms. He spoons her and then they do her on her back while he’s fucking her on his knees and lifting her leg, emphasizing how tall she is. After a few minutes of intense fucking, he pulls out and comes on her belly. She then resumes drinking a glass of white and plays with the cum, wiping it around as we close. Belly shot?! It’s OK, but really in a Euro vid you expect facials at least, if not deep throated cum shots. I’ll rate this as a Hot 20 minutes, but only because Janet has an awesome body and I wouldn’t mind seeing her again at all.

Christina is a 29 year-old mother and sports coach, and a trend that one notices is that in all the opening interviews, no one is wearing make-up which is scary at first, but in the actual scenes, they are all done up quite well. Kristina says her job puts her into contact with a lot of young men, and her first scene she’s timing a would-be Michael Phelps in the pool. It’s not a real competitive training pool (they’re in the same spa as the last scene) but I’m not the type to get hung up on little details like that. After he’s done, the real sport begins and she gets on her knees, inhaling his schlong. He then eats her out, and pulls down her outfit revealing a very nice set of tits. She rides him RC while halfway in the pool, then does a regular cowgirl on the deck revealing a very nice ass complete with tramp stamp. Christina looks too young to be a MILF but I’m not complaining. There’s some more spooning with him in the pool with water splashing all over, perfectly commenting her orgasmic echoes ricocheting throughout the place. He pulls out and comes on her chest. Again, disappointing, but again Christina makes this work. A Hot 22 minutes.

She calls herself Idette, but she’s advertised as Peper on the box cover. She’s 35-y.o, but looks younger. She slightly resembles a Lilith-Fair singer-songwriter like Alanis Morrissette or Natalie Merchant, with her long hippie-like hair. But she’s no hippie: the 35-year old owns a gun and is a stripper. If she moved to Texas, she’d fit right in! She remarks that as a stripper, guys often give her phone numbers and the vignette shows the results of accepting a date with one customer. The transformation is incredible: the hippie chick is gone replaced by a crisp cosmopolitan-upper crust looker. Unfortunately if you or the guy who’s dinner invitation was accepted were expecting some stripper antics from Peper, there's disappointment in store, because this is her off day. With her hair done up in a bun, she plops on his couch, legs spread open, ready to fuck. No foreplay needed here! He eats her out, after which she sucks him off, gets spooned on his rug, does a neat RC, and a doggy after which the guy pops off on her butt. Again, disappointing. Peper again, has a hot body, but the scene only rates a Warm. 22 minutes.

Koko 44 Koko is 44, red-haired and looks genuinely like the businesswoman she says she is. Going to a restaurant remarkably free of patrons, she gets shown to a table by the waiter, and guess what’s going to be on the menu? Sausage, apparently, as she sucks him off. He plops her petite frame on one of the tables and gives her a good table fuck. Koko has a good body, but is not very energetic. It's the guy mostly who carries this scene. A Warm 20 minutes.

BONUS:

Brit Daisy is a dark-haired Milf from a small village in East Sussex, not Prague. (This may be a preview of a possible British MILFs, there's no identification for the scene.) What you notice right off is that she’s got a huge jaw; I mean she’s quite mannish in the face. She tells us a story about one time at band camp—well no, it was at her home after a night of clubbing, she took three young chaps home and sucked one of them off and fucked the other two for three hours straight. Her vignette has her luring a young man to her place under the pretense of renting an apartment. Hah! Silly boy. Seems Daisy has a thing for soft BDSM and has the lad collared and doing her bidding in seconds. She appears to us in a gold-satin girdle with a top that easily folds down to see her tits. They’re manufactured, but tastefully. She brings him to the kitchen and sucks him off amazingly (best bj on the disc by far) they do some stand up fucking, then he puts her on the table, spreads her pussy lips with his fingers, bends her doggy style and then a reverse cowgirl. She's shouting like a maniac and is really into this. They fuck on the floor and he inevitably comes all over her tounge and tits. Once you get past the Jay Leno chin, this is a Very Hot scene.

EXTRAS: Not much. Five trailers, and three different languages (English, French and Spanish)

OVERALL: Only moderately engaging. Evelina and Janet Magical are great, followed by Christina, Daisy, Renata, Peper and Koko. I saw German MILFs too, and it appears Private is content to offer assembly-line product. Not saying everyone has to provide the sheer intensity of Euro vids from the likes of Evil Angel and Jules Jordan, but the least you expect is swallowing. This is 90s level stuff; OK, but be cautious.