Private Man 13: Rich Kid Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  9/15/2007

The popular Dean Monroe is a nasty rich kid although he seems to me to longer be a “kid”.
The film opens with him in a Speedo imperiously ordering his breakfast and then heading off for an outdoor shower. (Dean has more going for him then an enviable bank account.
The kitchen help (also wearing only Speedos) voice their hatred of their master and begin making his breakfast. In no time at all they stop making breakfast to start making themselves. Thomas Vodnik in the red Speedo is not handsome like the blond Sylvester Valentay, but he has a truly marvelous cock.
It begins with Sylvester sliding his cock up one of the legs of Thomas’ Speedo and running it along his ass crack in promise of things to come. (Or should that be “to cum”?) Thomas then falls to his knees to swallow down that tantalizing prick. Sylvester then has a go at Thomas’ ultra-stiff endowment.
With Thomas then on his hands and knees on the three stairs leading down into the kitchen, Sylvester fills his ass with dick. Thomas’ admirable cock remains rockhard throughout. He rides Sylvester’s cock for awhile and then takes it missionary.
The fuck ends with them jacking off into what will be Dean’s scrambled eggs.

Dean is served his breakfast. The shower hasn’t helped his pissy disposition. He calls up his lover Tamas Eszterhazy to remind him to get an expensive present for his birthday. Tamas is with the hunky Mad Stefano. After Tamas is off the phone, Stefano asks him why he puts up with Dean.
“He’s rich, he has connections, and when he dies I get all his money,” Tamas enlightens him.
Thereupon he demonstrates that faithfulness to Dean is not one of his concerns as he and Mad lock lips. Stefano gives Tamas head and Tamas deep-throats the macho hunk’s turgid tool.
Lying back on a boulder, Tamas raises his legs enabling Stefano to drive his tongue deep in his proffered ass. His cock soon follows in a nicely photographed standing fuck. Tamas—his dick stiff and throbbing—squats over Stefano’s cock as Stefano drives up into him. This evolves into a sidesaddle fuck before Tams goes back to slurping on Stefano’s cock and gets a mouthful of cum for his efforts.

Scruffy Marco Sanchez gets a threatening call about his gambling debts before getting a call from Dean reminding him to bring a present to his birthday party. When Marco says he needs money Dean just laughs at him. Marco settles for some poolside sex with Manuel Martinez. If you like to watch beefy guys getting it on, you will love this scene.

Dean is now abducted by handsome Devon Williams (you may know him as Robert Driveman) and the equally handsome Derek Lyon who toss him into the trunk of their car. Arriving at their destination they carry Dean into a house, toss him onto a bed and have their way with him. There is a hot cocksucking daisy-chain before Dean gets fucked. First by Derek as Devon fills his mouth with dick; then by Devon with Derek choking Dean with dick.
More cocksucking follows until everyone cums.
“Happy Birthday!” they tell him and send him off to his party.

What follows is some great sex with some very cute guys and some awesomely built guys. Lucien Dickson (hung like a mule) and Antonio Moura are among the former; and Julio Carillo and Rod Stevens are among the latter. It begins with a hot tub scene with Lucien and Antonio that registered high on the peter-meter. This was followed by an orgy with five stunning studs that surprisingly doesn’t include the birthday boy.

My only quibble with the film is that the plot didn’t resolve. Dean had no epiphany nor was there any comeuppance for the snarky bitch. Perhaps there will be a sequel wherein Tamas hires a hit man or Dean’s houseboys put poison instead of sperm in his eggs.
On the other hand the film is pleasant to watch. Still, with beautiful scenery, beautiful guys, and hot sex beautifully photographed in widescreen format—who can ask for anything more?

Extras include a cumshot compilation; interviews with Derek, Dean, and Marco; and an extra scene with Dean, Derek, Devon, and Tamas where, after some mutual cocksucking, Devon fucks Dean and Derek fucks Tamas. Dean then sits on Devon’s dick while Derek gives Tamas a pile-driving missionary fuck. It ends with Dean sucking them all off.

All our birthdays should be like this one!