Private Life of Sarah Twain Review

To be honest, I have not viewed a Private film for years. And I'm afraid my memories of them are not good. They were bland and glossy and a bit on the soft side - lacking in the hard edge I go for. On top of that the producers seemed to be obsessed with tropical islands: good looking but non-descript blondes being screwed on beaches. But there was no intensity to it – it was mass production stuff. I wonder if they have changed.

The 'Private Life…' series is a way of showcasing established girls by giving them a dozen or more scenes to themselves or maybe with another girl. This film is for heavy-duty Sarah Twain fans and it does 'what it says on the tin' - you get five solid hours of the lovely Ms.Twain. But if you enjoy eye-candy, there is nothing wrong with that. Sarah Twain is a gorgeous piece of ass from the Czech Republic who, in her twenty-seven years, has accumulated an impressive list of credits. She is reminiscent of Jeanna Fine, if you can remember that far back. In this two-disc compilation we see her as fully exposed as any man could want: with cheeks parted and legs spread for the camera, being taken repeatedly and then covered in cum – 'for your viewing pleasure', as the phrase goes. If you like a slim, handsome, black-haired cooze with long legs, she is the one for you.

This jumbo compilation offers us eighteen scenes. I do not intend to trawl through them all saying 'she blows him' or 'he fucks her doggy style', eighteen times over. Instead, I'll give you a broad outline of the whole thing with a few detailed cameos.

First of all, the venues: Sarah gets screwed in many different places – on a verandah, in an empty office, in a dirty old cellar, on a boat, on a pool table, in a lecture room, in somebody's backyard, around a pool, and, (this one's off the wall), whilst doing a bit of bricklaying!
Then there are the other guys and girls. Sarah is mostly on her own, with one, two or three men. However, in six scenes she is fucked with another girl. And some prime pieces of ass strut the stage: Europe's finest - Angel Dark, Julie Silver and Claudia Rossi (twice).
What about the guys? They appear to be Europeans as well - and all decent performers. But I did not recognize one of them: no Rocco Siffredis or Christoph Clarks. Maybe those guys are too expensive these days. And there's one more thing: Private don't seem bothered about hiring big cocks. These guys' tools are strictly standard issue – and that applies to girth and to length.
So what goes on? No surprises there: we see oodles of sucking, masses of screwing and gallons of cum. There are six d.p.'s. But it must be said, Sarah Twain looks great when she is naked and spread.

Let us see how this collection unfolds. We start with a recent fuck (called 'Exclusive Scene 1').
A single man screws Twain on a bed. It is a long one and pretty good although the cameraman seems to be hanging from the ceiling most of the time. After that, each scene is sandwiched by a shot of her sitting, modestly, on a chair, talking about herself. These bits are maybe three sentences long, that's all. (But why are they so prim? – couldn't she gave been wanking?). Surprisingly for Private, who are usually so fussy about AV quality, the sound in these interviews is atrocious. I reckon they have used a home camcorder with a built-in mike – about five yards away. That, coupled with Sarah's thick Czech accent, means that you really have to listen.

One scene after another rolls out until, five hours later, we see 'Exclusive Scene 2' to top it off: it's another d.p. Generalising like mad, the earlier scenes are older ones, those at the end are recent. The AV quality gets better and some of them on disc 2 are widescreen stuff – 16 x 9.

The highlights for me were mostly on disc 2.
Scene 13 shows Sarah in black latex stockings and basque with a horse-tail plug in her ass. It is a 'dom' scene with her in the catbird seat. She is fucked by an odd assortment of guys – one bald, one with a mohican haircut and a third one who at least has been to a decent barbers. The lighting is pretty lurid and accompanied by something like flash photography. After numerous d.p.'s they cum over her ass, her face and then her boots. What a waste of spunk! That could have gone in her mouth.
There's more dom in scene 14: Sarah is still the top dog and dressed in white this time. (Here's a thought for next time: Sarah as a slave girl – yum, yum!). From the first she is being licked out by a guy, with another worshipping her white boots. "Who told you to stop" she demands.
When they finally d.p. the bossy bitch, the scene takes off and culminates in some first class shots and good gaping. The gaping and the use of widescreen photography mark it out as recent work.

Sometimes it gets a little bit pretentious. In scene 15 Sarah and Angel Dark approach two guys.
"You know, I am searching for a high plane of self-awareness" says one of them to Sarah; ten seconds later he has got his tongue in her pussy. To his equally perplexed friend, Angel Dark says 'You are pathetic' so he starts fucking her tits. All this philosophy is a bit too taxing for me. A lot more accessible is the set up in scene 10 (first scene on disc 2) - a good, old-fashioned, corny porn scene. Sarah and her boyfriend ask a guy if they can hire his boat. There is a pool table nearby. Sarah is looking fetching in a lacey top and jeans. 'I'll play you at pool' says the guy. 'If you win, you get the boat; if I win, I get to fuck your girlfriend'. As to who wins the game, it is for the reader to solve that difficult puzzle for himself. But just think: if the boyfriend had won, we could have had a marine wildlife film instead of a lot of tits 'n ass.

The 'heat' quotient in this film varies widely. The later scenes on disc 2 merit four stars, but most of them are worth an average of three; so be selective. With five hours of porn, obviously this is a collection to be sipped and savoured, a bit at a time. But it does centre heavily around the one girl, so you had better be a Sarah Twain freak before you buy. Watch her first in something else before you outlay money on these discs. I saw her in 21st Sextury's 'Thassit 7' -just one scene featuring a d.p. Sarah displays everything she's got in that - nakedly, gapingly, fuckably.
She's good.

Just a word about extras: there aren't any apart from five trailers.