Private Gold 91: Evil Geishas Hotel Review

Reviewed by howie  on  8/25/2007

Director: X-off
Running time: 1:29
Scene and cast listing:
Scene 1 – Lady May & Natalia Zeta
Scene 2 – Suzie Diamond with Jorge Fernandez
Scene 3 – Claudia Rossi (a) & Lady May (a) with George Uhl
Scene 4 – Lady May (dp) with George Uhl & Jorge Fernandez
Scene 5 – Claudia Rossi & Suzie Diamond with Oliver Sanchez
Scene 6 – Lady May with Oliver Sanchez

Evil Geishas Hotel has a very good storyline but comes up a little short on the sex action as well as the runtime. The plot summary is DJ Misty (Lady May) has lost her inspiration on the eve of a major concert tied to a lucrative contract. She seeks to find herself in the hotel housing the 7 doors of sacrament, which is haunted by evil geisha demons. Her manager stages a rescue with a ragtag team of henchmen and he is successful only with some help. And in ending, Misty is saved but also has to chose money and glory over love.

What sets this porno apart from averageness is not only the good storyline but the directorial and camera skills. The dialogue helped move the storyline forward without being condescending or corny. I don’t know who X-off is but I’m guessing he has music video experience based on how shots were captured, the use of framing, and lighting. Plus, it helped that this porno was presented in widescreen format.

It’s really odd that Private chose to feature Suzie Diamond on the cover when the star is Lady May. I think Lady May is a petite Filipino and is new to the scene. She may not have the name draw but does Suzie? Anyway, Lady May is okay with her sex performance skills and she doesn’t have the classical porn girl look, which might explain the non-cover.

As for the sex action, it was around the average mark. The lack of chemistry between the performers led to some uninspired action. Also, the lack of continuity due to the quick cutaways was a downer. If X-off’s goal was to film the sex scenes in a frantic music video style then he was mildly successful. For instance, the 1st scene between Lady May and Natalia didn’t have more than 10 seconds without a cutaway. However, that style didn’t always work for me but then again the cutaways could’ve been the fault of the editor.

The best scene was the scene with Lady May, Claudia and George. The scene starts with Claudia fingering her butthole. Lady May appears and takes over the fingering role. Lady May straps on a dido and fucks Claudia’s ass in doggie. George comes onto the scene and is the lucky guy that gets to fuck both girls in the ass.

Noteworthy extra(s):
- Behind the Scenes [18 minutes; a retelling of plot from cast]
- Interview with Claudia Rossi [2 minutes]
- Interview with Suzie Diamond [2 minutes]

Summary:
A very good start for X-off and this makes me want to keep an eye out for his future stuff. It’s too bad that the storyline and production values for Evil Geishas Hotel was better than the sex action but this porno was still enjoyable.

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