Private Gold 168: Keep Calm and Fuck Me Review

Synopsis

Welcome back handsome guys and beautiful girls to the next project from Private called "Keep Calm And Fuck Me" directed by Mark Cremona, let's see if he put enough cream on his "Tacos".....

Scene 1- Greatest Orgy

We have this girl talking and we cut to the orgy part of Hennesy: "19th Birthday Present: The Greatest Orgy" from there is a mess, that even when I want it, I can't keep the calm.

An all pussy round this time for our heroine, finish with an cum bath around the edge of her pussy.

Another weak scene with the IR thing.

This one is full speed with a dick up her butt since the start, finish with a pop that a drunk monkey will capture better.

All vaginal, she looks not so good, or the camera is all shitty.

Come back for more in the butt?

All vaginal in the outdoors.

First G/G then G/B/G, includes anal on Cathy, Jasmine does ATOGM.

Video and audio quality are Messy. Menu with chapters and subchapters. No BTS. No Popshot. No Photogallery. Trailers. Web info and so on...

Summary

"Private Gold 168: Keep calm and Fuck Me" is a fuck up of what could be a good movie if executed the right way, the title is inviting and the girls aren't the ones you would run away from, maybe it's just messy to my taste and for the format I had know Private from almost three decades, not the best put together of late here, just in case they want to come back to me for the so so score.

Beautiful girls? ( yes )
Is Ava Dalush, one of them? ( yes )
Is Cathy Heaven, another one? ( yes )
Do they take it up the butt? ( I guess we are just going to count the scenes from this movie and not the first orgy thing, right? )
Cum swallowing? ( no )
Another fetish? ( drunk monkeys anyone? )
Rental list for this one? ( maybe )

Any questions or comments, just drop me a line! Thank you

dandaman