Private Blockbusters 8: Smuggling Sexpedition Review

Reviewed by loverboy  on  1/31/2012

Title: Smuggling Sexpedition
Studio: Private/Magik View Entertainment
Director: Ettore Buchi
Starring: Laura Crystal, Mela, Abbie Cat, Miky Gold, Aletta Ocean, Jay Dee, James Brossman, Lenny Evil, JJ, Neeo, Antonio Ross

With the financial problems Private is currently having I was wondering if my favorite studio would be able to overcome it all. Apparently they are outsourcing to a German company called Magik View Entertainment. Director Ettore Buchi does a good job keeping the Private brand alive. It's kind of weird seeing a German address on a Private production but they did "sehr gut."

The story of Smuggling Sexpedition is about an Aegean Sea area group of artifact smugglers. The movie has language options of English, French and Spanish which allows you to hear a woman narrator tell the story. She talks a bit too much but at least the story doesn't get into the way of the sex. The sex scenes are intercut amongst themselves, so as one story line unfolds, another one is developing. This is a bit different from the usual porn movies where the sex scene starts and unfolds until its conclusion. Most of the scenes have music under them although there are a few respites from the sax to hear the pure sounds of sex (which I prefer).

As the movie opens two black haired smugglers Mela and Abbie Cat are showing off their boat to undercover agents Jay Dee and James. Jay Dee takes Abbie Cat into a bedroom on board the boat...very cool room with mirrors and an oversided tub in the back room (which they unfortunately didn't use). Trumpet music playing! As they start their love making session James and Mela do it on a circular sofa in another part of the boat. The action cuts back and forth with good shots of the action including some anal mish. The cumshots are in slo mo and look unbelievably large, especially James exploding on Mela's beautiful ass. A bit too much sax music in this scene but other than that, pretty perfect. After the sex, both women get handcuffed.

Meanwhile Aletta Ocean (another classy Private babe) is busy having drinks with the unbeknownst to her Captain of the smuggling investigation. Aletta is also one of the smugglers. She and the captain do it in a bedroom filled with piled up clothes! The dialog here is pricelessly corny. As the two fuck, the narrator says the Captain is "deep into his investigation" and is leaving "no hole unsearched." Classic.

Later three of the smuggler men catch two blondes Laura Crystal and Miky Gold who work for the Captain! This time it's the smugglers turn to do some fucking as Antonio Ross takes one of the blondes into a small living room and does her on a footstool type thing while the two other guys are in a narrow bedroom enjoyin the company of the other blonde. Action is cut between the two rooms which includes a great dp.

After that the plot turns to the storyline as a helicopter and gun chase ensue. It all ends well with the women doing "community service" time by servicing the Aegean investigators!

Extras include trailers for Mission Asspossible (which got quite a few awards recently and was filmed on a cruise ship...cool!), College Guys and College Girls, Sex Slaves and Fairy Tails, and The Black Widow (all Magik View productions).