Posh Kitten Review

Reviewed by some ugly guy  on  9/20/2005

Posh Kitten reeled me in with it's 16:9 aspect ratio that I had yet to see in adult entertainment, and that is about the only thing that it came through with.

The movie was one of those movies that do not have a plot and just involve random sex scenes with little stupid couple-second-long fillers in between. The movie starred Jesse Jane, and if you are not a big fan of her and her big gross fake boobs, you probably should not spend the time to watch this movie as she is in more than half of the scenes in the entire movie.

The movie basically switched back and forth between sex scenes and scenes involving masturbation, and it's not until more than halfway into the movie that there is a sex scene that Jesse Jane is not in. Because of this almost flawless description of the format, the movie became very formulaic and boring to watch. Not to mention that the average length of a scene was about 4 to 7 minutes, and the sex usually only involved one position. Another thing about the movie that made it boring was that the entire movie was in slow-motion, and involved no live audio, just music. And not only that, but the music was even bad, considering that practically every song involved the same muted trumpet desperately poking at different notes within the same scale.

The only scenes in the whole movie that made me feel like i didn't completely waste my time by watching this were the two masturbation scenes involving the stunning Sandra Shine, and the naturally busty Jalena Jensen. But even these scenes could've been better, simply by making them longer and adding more non-softcore elements to them.

ON A SIDE NOTE:
I did not rate the Extras, because I did not watch them.