Poser Review

Running Time: 90 min.

Production Date: 12 / 5 / 1998

Director: Nic Cramer

Cast: Wendy Divine (listed here as Maya Divine), Gina Ryder, Rebecca Lord, Allysin Chaynes, Charmane Star, Linda Thoren, Ian Daniels, Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Van Damage, and Brian Surewood and Nic Cramer in a non-sex role

Initial Expectations: I haven’t had the best of luck with Nic Cramer’s features, mostly because it appears he might be legally blind, but since Wendy Divine considers this one of her best features I have a little hope.

Initial Reaction: It’s one of Nic Cramer’s best features

Who Should Watch It : Fans of Wendy Divine, couples, people who want to see a little potential from Nic Cramer

Who Should Avoid It: Fans of anal sex or toys

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally clear and nicely balanced, but does get a little hollow in some of the outdoor shots. The video is fairly typical for Nic Cramer. Namely, it pretty much sucks. Mr. Cramer seems to have an intense hate of a clear picture and refuses to use a video camera which could achieve this. Instead, he uses film which ends up looking extremely grainy. Thankfully, the colors all look right rather than having screwed up tints to everything.

Music: The music has a little bit of a techno feel and is different from the normal porno music. It’s a little darker and doesn’t fit as well but it is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio.

Menus: The menus are very basic but get things done.

The Feature: After getting canned from his job, Randy Spears walks out to find his Nova getting repossessed. If things aren’t bad enough, he comes home to find his wife (Rebecca Lord) cheating on him with Chris Cannon. His only revenge is stealing Chris’s jacket and finding the keys to his Corvette inside. He steals the car as well and gets a phone call for a job as he drives away. The job turns out to be a photography job, which Randy turns into pornographic shoots.

Rebecca Lord and Chris Cannon start things off in front of a romantic fire. As always, Rebecca looks amazing, so Chris dives right down to eat her pussy and lick her asshole. After a bit she goes down to work on his cock with her mouth and gloved hands while giving him a bit of great eye contact. Chris starts to fuck her, making her natural tits jiggle as only natural ones can, just before Randy walks in. Randy is so dumbfounded, or they’re so into it, that they even have time to roll into another position before Randy comes to enough to grab Chris’s jacket off the floor and leave. Geez, if he would have just stuck around a couple more minutes he could have watched Chris decorate his wife’s pretty face. He might as well have with how much he watched. It’s also a very hot scene, so I knew that I wanted to finish watching it.

Randy seems to have a mutant power for walking in on people having sex. When he walks into the next room he finds the stunning Wendy Divine drawling across a couch to suck Van Damage’s cock. She works it over good while giving the camera some great eyes and then gets her pussy eaten as she sits on the edge of the couch. She takes his cock from behind next as Van gives her a nice little spanking and then turns around to ride him. Finally, she jerks him off onto her face and tits. Although Van seems a little out of it, Wendy really gets into it and turns it into a nice hot scene. Her implants seem a little unnatural in places, but the corset she’s wearing makes up for some of it.

Randy Spears gets to know Allysin Chaynes’s body much better before photographing her. He gives her pretty little titties a little attention before he laps at her pussy and finger fucks her. Allysin reciprocates by freeing his spitting snake and then charming it with her mouth and hand. She gives some pretty good eye contact as she sucks Randy off and then hops on his cock to slowly fuck him. Of course, they have a couple other positions and strangely Randy takes a little time to jerk himself off in the middle. Randy finishes it off by launching his love lotion all over her chest as Allysin arches her back to rival the well known St. Louis landmark. There’s some nice heat in this scene and Allysin gets into it really well. She puts her eyes to great use while moaning away and begging Randy to keep fucking her.

Gina Ryder and Charmain pose for Randy next. He tells them to let things go and they get naughty with each other. They work each other over with their tongues and fingers and finally draw Randy in after rubbing each others’ pussy. Randy works back and forth between their pussies, followed by the girls thanking him by giving him a great double blowjob. Being the dutiful poser he is, Randy snaps a few pictures as the girls show their appreciation. Charmain lets Randy fuck her first and then eats Gina’s pussy while Gina sucks Randy’s cock on top of her. Randy moves around to fuck Gina from behind and Charmain stays right down there to play with Gina’s pussy as he fucks it. Randy finishes it off by blowing his load for both girls to lick off his cock. It’s another really good scene, but it’s very slightly hindered by some of the editing.

Linda Thoren gets busy in the next shoot with bikers Ian Daniels and Brian Surewood in a back alley. This is the first I’ve seen Linda and she’s very attractive from the start. She’s a very cute blonde who’s either natural or knows enough to shave off any evidence to the contrary. She also has some very nice and real tea-cup titties. The guys both work her over with their tongues and fingers to start things off. It’s all the warm-up that Ian needs, as he goes straight to fucking her completely shaved pussy as she sucks off Brian. The guys trade back and forth a few times with Linda getting into it very well. She takes the guys’ loads very nicely across her face without shrinking back at all. If anything, she goes after it. It’s another hot scene that had me looking forward to the next scene.

Finally, Wendy Divine returns for a shoot with Randy. Thankfully, Randy doesn’t shoot right away and works over this beautiful blonde. I admit that I’m not impressed with Wendy’s implants, but she provides a plenty of better things to look at throughout the scene. She also frequently has her body in positions where they aren’t as noticeable. Randy starts off by going down on her nicely shaved pussy before she works his cock over with her mouth, hands, and tits. She hops up onto Randy’s cock after she thinks he’s ready for the good stuff. Wendy finishes the scene by taking another great facial while looking up with her gorgeous green eyes. It’s clear that Wendy’s the star in this scene as she drives the entire scene. I like Randy as a male lead, but he just seems to be kind of there for a lot of this scene. I’m guessing he was just trying to recover from banging this beautiful blonde in this hot scene.

Poser is a very nice surprise. The plot is fun and is combined with some very nice acting. Thankfully, Nic Cramer’s style didn’t ruin this feature as it has so many others. It also includes real credits with a bit of humor thrown in. If you’re a fan of either Randy Spears or Wendy Divine, you’re going to need this feature. Randy does a great job throughout the feature and most of the fun in the movie is because of him. Wendy provides the sexuality. She’s in two scenes and smokes in both of them. The combination of the fun and the sexy makes this one a keeper.

Extras: Bios are included for Linda Thoren, Wendy (Maya) Divine, and Rebecca Lord. Trailers are included for Smoke & Mirrors, Penetrator 2, Intimate Strangers, Clockwork Orgy, Shattered Vows, Eros Instinct, Back & Beyond, Phoenix Rising, Stray Cat, Evil Eyes, and Looker . The photo gallery includes twenty manual pictures that look much better than the actual movie.

Themes: Straight, rimming (male > female), spanking, lesbian, group, and tit- fucking

Raincoat Factor: Medium

Overall: Currently, Poser can be found online for between $13 and $25 with most stores offering it for about $20. If you’re a fan of Wendy Divine or Randy Spears you need to pick this one up. Somebody must have been standing behind Nic Cramer with a baseball bat because the transfer isn’t nearly as bad as his normally are. It’s grainy, but not tinted. The extras are the standard Plum extras.

Note to Plum (Pleasure): Please have somebody teach Mr. Cramer how to work a video camera and don’t let him near it after he’s shot the footage. If not for the poor video quality, this feature would have been rated a lot better.

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