Pornstars Like It Big 8 Review

Reviewed by GS500  on  5/18/2010

Krissy Lynn is a blonde bombshell. She is tall, huge fake tits, pretty face, short straight hair and a great attitude toward sex. She is a new "robot" for the master Johnny Sins who already has built two previous versions who are flatter chested. They obey his every command and its a fantasy that has definitely crossed my mind before.

There is plenty of plot buildup before they enter the bathroom and she asks about his penis. She asks to suck it and describes getting wet, wanting to be penetrated. They have some hot sex before he cums on her face.

The old robots come in to take out their competition and push her into the tub--this short circuits them. She talks and struggles with them before getting tossed in: all done with cum still sticking to her face. Really hot.

Phoenix Marie She is a stunning blond pornstar who narrates in first person as she wakes up. She might have a little thick legs, but a great rack more than compensates. She drives around LA in a Mercedes SLK 280 convertible looking for a cock to fuck before settling on Scott Nails. He nails her and they have some great sex. Lots of standing sex from behind, I'm not sure what the attraction is, but if you like this position, this scene is for you. Finish with a cumshot on her chest/neck, hard to tell how thick it was since she is constantly spitting down onto her tits.

Priya is an LA pornstar who suffers from a problem. She seeks James Deen who is a recommended psychiatrist. She is dressed in a skimpy red dress that barely contains her massive tits. She lays on the couch and shares her feelings. He doodles and gets caught not paying attention! He prescribes a big cock and places her hand on his thickening tool. They suck, fuck and cum. Its all standard sex.

Highlights were fucking on his desk and breaking the lamp!

Asa Akira is up next. She is in a club taking a restroom break when she hears a couple next door getting a blow job. She climbs the toilet (no easy feat in heels on porcelain) and spies a monster tool poking into a blonde girls mouth. The poor guy gets lots of teeth and no tongue. Eventually, Asa knocks on the door and drops to service him. The guy is horny and ever so willing, but the girl runs out in disgust.She sucks him like a pro, deepthroating where the former girl just lipped. They fuck on the sink, floor, and everywhere before he cums on her tits.

Asa is a great example of smaller fake tits on a perfect 10 body. Her face always says "come fuck me" and its a hot scene.

Nikki Benz dresses up in rock groupie glam attire. She wants to get backstage and meet Tommy Lee Bone who has the biggest dick in music. She has to flash her big fake tits to the bouncer, but eventually gets in. On her way in she passes two sluts who complain of sore pussies. Luckily, this blonde pornstar doesn't mind being sloppy thirds. She seduces him, he gets hard, she sucks, he slowly penetrates her. They have some hot tit fucking between her massive melons. They have standard sex, but reverse does not flatter her fake rack and the wrinkles are evident. He finally finishes on her tongue and chin before she drips it down into her cleavage. She plays with the cum on her nipples.

He invites her to another show, but she has other cocks to suck, she praises him, but just says it was a one time deal. The entire time, she has cum on her chin, I love how girls will talk or do non-sexual things with cum dripping off their bodies. A+

Bonus Standard fare, scene with August and Rachel Starr, cumshot recap, scene selection.

Training Day This is funny parody-ish of real movies. The two girls roll around talking about being bad ass dick-tectives. These scenes must be fun for pornstars. I enjoy the break from bam, bam cum porn too. They chase down Alec Knight who is wanted for having a big dick. They seduce him in an empty house before giving him a double bj. The tit fucking of Agent Starr is perfect, her tits are big, but not too firm and they wrap around his long tool magnificently. They engage in the usual threeway positions, but the energy and lighting are all great. I especially liked the two girls spread on the couch and Alec alternating licking their pussies. He is fucking August doggy, while August licks Starr's pussy when he finally cums. The girls evenly share his load all over their faces. A+ finish for another excellent Brazzers production.