Pornstar Superheroes (Blu-Ray) Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  10/3/2010

Review:
“Pornstar Superheroes” (blu-ray format / Elegant Angel), quite frankly put, is a comic book nerd’s wet-dream come true. Being such a nerd—and having just attended a major comic book / sci-fi convention in Manhattan—I feel as though this is the perfect time to review this title. In all honesty, the entire endeavor could be reviewed quickly and concisely with two words: ABSOLUTE PERFECTION. The story revolves around various superhumans whose powers originally stem from Nazi experiments during World War II, and the settings, costumes, effects, acting, and everything else come together magnificently in this production. Coupling this all together with explosive sex and amazing technical values, and you have a true and unique master(batory)piece.

In terms of the sex, Scene One brings together Michael Stefano and Tori Black—a superhuman vigilante known as the Silhouette who has gotten on the bad side of a local cop. Michael is a person whom Tori saves from a couple of street thugs and then takes back to her lair for some fun. The standing rear-entry action (vaginal and anal) with Tori up against a set of bars and also the various anal positions are the highlights of this excellent romp. Things close out with Tori receiving a mouthful of cum from Michael, which she keeps in as the scene fades—amazing stuff!

Up next is Asa Akira as the “school-girl” bodyguard of wheeler-and-dealer, Mick Blue (Scene Two). After dusting off some bad-guys in an upscale bar—partly with martial arts and partly with her ability to fry people—Asa dusts off Mick’s member in an entirely different way—with her mouth and pussy. The missionary-like action with Asa on a barstool and the cowgirl / reverse-cowgirl riding are amongst the better moments here, and the festivities finish off with a money-shot to her face and mouth, followed up by some oral cock clean-off. It should be noted that there is a bit of squirting in this one by Asa, as well—another excellent sequence.

Kristina Rose—a low-level mob-driver-turned-government-agent--takes center stage in Scene Three, as she takes out a mob boss and his men with both her side-arms and her telekinetic abilities. In so doing, she rescues government witness / mob accountant, Anthony Rosano, whom she then takes out in a totally different (and good) way back at a safe-house. Amongst the myriad high-points in this excellent sequence are the reverse-cowgirl (vaginal and anal) and cowgirl (anal) riding that Kristina does, as well as the blowjob work which is hot and includes some ass-to-mouth action. The festivities come to a close with a pop-shot delivered to Kristina’s right ass-cheek and her ass-crack, all followed up with a reinsertion into her butt, a few more pumps, and some cummy, ass-to-mouth oral cock clean-off—wow!

In Scene Four, Sadie West is an escapee from the “Academy” who has the power of suggestion and who has also stolen an amulet that gave one of the big-wigs there eternal life. Manuel Ferrara—an apparent teleporter who has a past history with Sadie—is sent to hunt her down. When he finally does in the basement of a building, however, the pair’s past chemistry wins out, and a frenzied fuck-fest ensues. The wet and furious face-fucking and blowjob action are awesome here and so are the standing rear-entry and the standing, held-up-in-the air positions that the pair employs. A cum-shot that lands predominantly in Sadie’s mouth and is followed up by a swallow and some oral cock clean-off caps off this steamy, excellent affair.

Scene Five starts off with a short catfight between old friends / now-enemies—Kristina Rose and Asa Akira—that leads quickly to a reconciliation and also a recognition that the pair must work together to save humanity. Shortly thereafter, a flashback to earlier and better days plays in which Kristina and Asa work as a tandem to please Steve Holmes. This one takes place in an elegant mansion between / behind dual staircases that Asa and Kristina descend and, like the rest of the sequences in this production, is super-sexy. The double-blowjob work by the ladies is hot, and there is also some oral foot worship and rimming of Steve by both Asa and Kristina—if you’re into such things. Both women take it vaginally in some well-captured positions—which is generally scorching action—and the sex ends out with a double-facial and a bit of oral cock clean-off and cummy-kissing by the women—hot!

Some other items should be touched upon, as well. As noted, everything here, from the plot to the production values, is top-notch. Further, there is a good deal of acting and time spent on the storyline, which is exceptional and—quite honestly—could pass for something similar in the mainstream arena. Additionally, there is a cameo by Zoe Voss (full nudity; non-sex) as one of the superhumans in the original Nazi program. Let’s hope that she picks up a full-sex role in the next installment. Even after more than 3.5 hours, there is still much left to be resolved in a potential sequel—which is nice because it not only leaves the viewer wanting more, but it also lets him/her know that he/she should ultimately get it.

In terms of bonus materials and other options, they are plentiful. There is a “Behind the Scenes” segment, a “Kristina Rose Interview”, a “Director Interview” (audio-only), and a “Mythologly Story” (text only—back-story) under “Featurettes” on the second disc. There is also a “Bloopers” reel, a “Photo Gallery” (slideshow of stills), a “Trailers” section (choice of six trailers), and a “Fantasy Props” option (advertisement for a company’s website). Finally, there are four “Bonus Scenes”: a Sadie West boy/girl scene (from “Glamour Girls 2”), a Tori Black / Jenna Haze boy/girl/girl scene (from “Pornstar Workout”), a Kristina Rose boy/girl scene (from “Sporty Girls 2”), and an Asa Akira boy/girl scene (from “Bootylicious Girls”) – all at a high level of technical quality. Wow!

In summary, this movie is pure perfection. There is nothing bad to say about it. It has excellent sex, exceptional actresses, an awesome plot with sets, props, and costuming to boot, and it’s loaded with bonuses. Whether you are a comic book or sci-fi fan or not, you must buy this blu-ray disc. If not, it’s your loss…and it’s a big one.


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