Pornographer, The (Hustler) Review

Reviewed by Gunth  on  3/10/2006

Plot: At the beginning of the movie police respond to a fire alarm at an empty apartment. They find a live feed monitor recording a women’s bathroom and a bunch of tapes of other recordings. Turns out the cable guy has rigged cameras up in all the apartments and is recording the sex lives of the occupants. He seems to get off catching the tenants cheating on their partners and leaving copies of the recordings where the non-cheating partners can find them. The plot was actually pretty good overall, but the dialogue between the individual starts was strained in places.

Extras: Behind the Scenes, Interviews, Slide show, trailers

Audio/Video: Above average. The video was nice and clear with good color contrast. Camera work was a little jumpy in places though.

Scene 1: Cindy Crawford and Guy- Starts off with a fighting between the two. Dialog leaves something to be desired. Sounds like a couple of high school kids, all they say is “fuck you” back and forth. Guy rips her clothes off and starts eating her out…eventually she stops fighting him and gets into it. The sex remains rough. He forces her head down, and she responds by attacking his dick with her mouth. Wet BJ. She keeps spitting on it. Very vocal the whole time, really like to think she wasn’t faking it. Anal reverse cowgirl. I liked the camera work, some of the shots from above and behind where pretty good. ATM, but not a good one. Facial.

Scene 2: Hillary Scott and Guy- Hillary looks so cute in that tight little sweater. Hard to imagine that she refers to herself as the “Ass Whore”. Sex starts easily enough, bj and vaginal sex. But the whole time her asshole is there, taunting us. Just demanding to be fucked. After what seems for ever he slams it in. Then it gets great. Hillary’s ass is like a bottomless pit, she just takes it all up her shoot. You can tell she likes it, the way she keeps fingering herself, pinching her nipples, and moaning for all its worth. ATM. Ends in Anal Creampie, after which he dips his fingers in, then she sucks them.

Scene 3: Claire Robbins and Guy- Girl is really cute. Cutting back and forth to the monitor view wasn’t likable. Ruined some of the heat. Too much missionary and doggy style. Anal. Came on her ass. Guy has a small penis and hairy balls. Yawn.

Scene 4: Eva Angelina and Guy- Large breasted Asian girl with a perfect tan and glasses…wow! Plot wise, I can’t figure out how this fits. Starts with her dancing nude, then a BJ that alternated between her trying to gobble it down, and dude holding her head and fucking her throat. No anal. Powerful doggy style. I never realized what a perfect vagina. Dude picks her up. This girl has a dirty dirty mouth. During the whole scene she is swearing and bearing her teeth and just acting like an animal. Very hot scene.

Scene 5: Chloe Dior and Lee Stone- This scene had two major issues that just ruined it for me. First of all, Lee’s dick was never hard and kept falling out of Chloe. Even in the BJ scenes she had to keep pulling it with her hands, when she would let go it would just fall down dead. The only time he had a hard dick was during the cum shot, which I assume occurred after a long delay. Second, Chloe needs to get some new implants or something. During the scene you could see the folds of her implants under her skin. Kills any chance the viewer had of an erection. If you can get passed those issues, the rest of the scene wasn’t that bad. Lee does his signature move where he picks the girl up and nails her. During the scene her nice long legs going where everywhere.

In the end: Camera work was a little jumpy through the movie, especially in the non sex parts. Almost as if the director was letting an understudy film them. Sex was great, except for the third and last scene. I think the strength of the other three more than make up for it though. There was no GGB, BBG, or lesbian scenes in this move. This film gets a high recommendation from me, especially if you are a Cindy Crawford fan or are interested in seeing Hillary Scott in a non-gonzo film.

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