Porn Loser 4 Review

Reviewed by Captain Tight Pants  on  11/12/2009

Porn Loser.com  #4

 

Brief Synopsis

 

This is low budget porn. There is no cameraman. The male talent has a hand held and there is another camera on a tripod. The settings are all in studios that are sparsely furnished. The lighting is fine. The audio and video quality is pretty good. There are 8 girls (including the bonus scenes). The girls are all fresh, young and cute, but none of them standout. The scenes are very similar with the girls going through the same positions in almost the same order. I don’t think this series is as good as Pure 18 or First Time Auditions.

 

Introduction

 

I actually like some low budget porn. I think it’s the authenticity that turns me on. You don’t have all the trappings of high budget porn. It’s just the actors and the cameraman. And in some cases, like in this movie, it’s just the actors and the camera. The actors can be themselves.  However, it’s rarely done right. Poor lighting, poor editing, and poor camera work, is very likely found in low budget porn. You can watch any Jim Powers movie to see what I mean. There are examples of it being done right. For instance, check out any of the Pure 18 movies by the Reality Kings.

This movie has me confused. In the very beginning you have two editors looking at a scene. The female editor is saying how the scene sucks. The male editor is saying how good it is. In this series, are they trying to make bad amateur porn? Do they think that’s what we want? Or are they trying to make good fake amateur porn? Even after watching a couple of movies in this series, I haven’t figured it out. And why the Porn Loser title? Is this a parody of amateur porn? Also why is the male talent’s face hidden?

 

Production

 

This is low budget porn. There are no locations, wardrobe or makeup people. The settings are all in studios that are sparsely furnished. The lighting is fine. The audio and video quality is pretty good.  The menus are easy to use.  There are plenty of chapter markers for each scene.  There is no music. There is no cameraman. The male talent has a hand held and there is another camera on a tripod. The camerawork is a little uneven. I noticed in at least one scene the framing was off, but in most of the movie it was fine. The scenes were not very interesting because the cameras do not move. However, I think that true amateur first timers could perform better without a cameraman (or anyone else) present.

 

Running Time: 70 minutes

 

Scenes

 

The scenes are absurdly similar. This is truly cookie cutter porn. The male talent’s face is either out of the frame or blurred so that you can’t recognize him. I’m not sure why that was done. I’m pretty sure it’s the same guy in each scene. In some scenes he is soft when the blowjob starts. Each scene starts off with an interview. Then the actors go through a checklist of positions. For each scene it pretty much goes blowjob, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggie, missionary, and cum on face.

 

Scene 1 - Ashley Lace

11 minutes


Ashley is a cute thin bottle blond. She is in pink blouse and the ubiquitous short denim skirt. She says she is 18 this is her first scene. She undresses; she has a very slim little body and small tits. She has a nice tight ass which shown off during the cowgirl and RCG segments.

 

Scene 2 - Aubrey Lee

12 minutes

Aubrey is OK looking with curly blond hair. She says she is twenty and that this is her first scene. She has a cute body, nicely shaped and sized breasts, but she is a little flabby. 

 

Scene 3 - Jordan Taylor

13 minutes

Jordan is a cute blonde. She is a little flabby with nice sized breasts. She says she is 21 and that this is her first scene. She is wearing a tight blouse and the ubiquitous short denim skirt. She appears to enjoy the sex in this scene.

 

Scene 4 - Adriana Amante

11 minutes

Adriana has a cute short haircut that frames her pretty face. She is slender and very tight. She has small boobs and a tan. She says she is 22 and that this is her first scene. She acts like she in enjoying herself.

 

Scene 5 - Amber Wild

11 minutes

Amber says she is 19. She is a very cute, slender, blonde with small tits. Although she is slender she is not toned and shows some flab. She has one of the weaker performances.

 

Scene 6 - Hailey

11 minutes

Hailey has long blond hair, a pretty face, a nice butt, and big tits. This scene changes things up a little. There is no interview. There are still two cameras but now they are both on tripods. The scene starts with some kissing and a blowjob. Then Hailey gets fucked in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggie, reverse pile driver and missionary positions. She appears to enjoy it. The scene ends with the Loser cumming on her face.

 

Extras

 

Bonus Scenes

27 minutes

There are a couple of bonus scenes. They are very similar to all the preceding scenes. The first scene is about 14 minutes long with Tatum. Tatum is 22. Tatum has a pretty face and short brown hair. Her body is just OK. She is wearing a white tank top and black pants. She gives a really good blowjob and plays it up for the camera. She goes into cowgirl and gets pretty excited. She goes through doggie and then missionary. She shows off for the camera some before the Loser cums on her face.

The next scene is with Alektra (Blue). She says she is 21 and this is her first scene. In this scene she has very small natural boobs so this must have been shot early in her career. Alektra has a pretty face and a real tight body. After a short interview they go through all the positions they used in the previous scenes.

 

Previews

There is a chapter of previews that is about 30 minutes long.

 

Conclusion

 

I’m still not sure what they were intending with this series. The best part is that we have fresh young girls. The camerawork, audio, and lighting are decent. The scenes themselves are so repetitive it gets boring. The lack of music and the minimal sets don’t help either. But all that doesn’t matter to me if the sex is hot. But it isn’t. And the scenes are fairly short.  The girls are young and fresh but none of them really stand out. I think Porn Loser.com #3 is a bit better because it has prettier girls but I don’t think this series is as good as Pure 18 or First Time Auditions.