Porn Fidelity's Big Titty Milfs 5 Review

Big Titty Milfs 5

Studio: Pornfidelity

Stars: Kelly Madison, Ryan Madison, Eva Notty, Brani Love, Destiny Dixon and Shayla Levoux

Length: 2 hour 47 minutes (Disc 1) plus extras

At least among the stuff I've seen lately, the trend in DVD releases has been to pare down to the essentials and provide just enough to satisfy the contract.

Pornfidelity seems to be going the opposite way, providing a product the size of Kelly Madison's chest. Big Titty Milfs 5 is a two-disc set: the first disc is the "feature" and clocks in at over 2 hours, 45 minutes—which is anywhere between 1/3rd and twice as long as almost anything being provided; "Extras," which are disappearing entirely from other studios' products, takes up the entire second disc here.

The feature is divided into four separate scenes:

• Senuous Sunset: a three-way with Kelly, Ryan and Eva Notty. Kelly is the brand and the star, but she only appears in this one scene, so if you want this DVD for Kelly, this is all you're going to get.

  The scene begins with a romp on the beach (where the DVD cover comes from) and ends up with a three-way in bed.

• Sexual Vigor: Ryan with Bradi Love. This one takes place partially outdoors in front of a house, and then moves into a bedroom. This scene includes a pussy-pump (that's right) near the end.
• A Date with Destiny: Ryan with Destiny Dixon. Entirely indoors but in a different location. This scene includes a big plug-in vibrator at the end.
• Fool's Gold: Ryan with Shayla Levoux. This is the only scene that's got something of a story-line: Ryan and Shayla are newlyweds and this is the post-wedding consummation. They arrive at a huge house, he in a tux and she in a wedding dress, and she finds out to her dismay that it's really his parents' house, and that his place is a trailer in the back yard. So this takes place in some kind of parallel-universe where this kind of situation could still happen; and yes it's dumb and I still laughed.

Disc 2 is all of the "extras":

• Behind the Scenes and POV Fluffing Cam: a little under an hour of BTS and related content.
• Q&A: this is a web-capture (print) of selected questions and answers for the various guests.
• Polaroids: a photo gallery (not to be confused with the other two photo galleries. The big difference being that these are presented in the old Instant Polaroid format.
• Photo Gallery: photos from the features
• BTS Photo Gallery: photos from the BTS
• Commercials

The four scenes are a great mix of moods and styles; it's not just Ryan Madison screwing [insert name here] today. There are a lot of little extras—particularly in the photography—that would normally be too time consuming and expensive and aren't part of the sex, and they would never have been shot. Here they're sprinkled in throughout the DVD. If all you care about is skin on skin, there's plenty of that, but the little extras make these scenes visually interesting in a way you don't pay attention to, until you realize you almost never see it anywhere else.

As I said—this is porn and there's plenty of action: blowjobs, pussy licking, and fucking galore. There is no anal (or if there was, I missed it), and there's nothing freaky going on. It's steak house fare, not fad-fusion-cuisine: it happens to be a great steak house.

Both DVDs are extremely well done; the Madisons seem to really care about what their names appear on. The cinematography is excellent; sound is crisp and clean; and they DVD offers access to the major parts of each scene via a menu, and with lots of chapter stops in-between so you can skip forward and backward easily.

Bottom line is, if you like golden-age production values with modern production standards, if you want bang for your buck, if you like the best-looking performers in the MILF category, and if you don't need freaky sex, this is the best DVD you're going to find. It does not get better than this.