Poolside Pussy (Vouyer Media) Review

Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  12/24/2008

Pool Side Pussy
by Crucifixio Jones
December 24, 2008


Van Styles is back and he brought his dolly with him to provide more trend-setting and fantastic tease sequences, this time using waterfalls and huge pools as the backdrop for his unique brand of action.



PSP begins with a bang. Anthony Rosano's eager to meet a sunbathing Kristina Rose (Azz Fest 6) and who wouldn't be? Tiny, brunette and curvaceous beyond belief, Rose is amongst adult's best new finds and hottest young starlets. One thing leads to another after she divests herself of her entire bikini and invites Rosano to rub oil all over her diminutive body and supple skin. She greedily slurps down his cock the time arrives and her pussy swallows his tool as eagerly and easily as her mouth when he slides inside her standing doggy against a nearby tree. When the action moves indoors, Anthony's treated to some face-sitting and more head in the form of a scorching sixty-nine before he finds himself balls-deep in Kristina's hairy bush once again, this time spoon and a copious amount of cowgirl. A nice long round of mish precedes Rosano splattering Rose's upturned ass and Kristina performing clean-up with a smile.




Good luck finding a cuter Asian girl with big natural tits (that she absolutely loves showing off) than tat'd and pierced newbie London Keys. The smile on her face, without fail, always puts a smile on my face. It should come as no surprise that the minute Jerry enters the frame that he attacks her boobs right away but also manages to not ignore the rest of her thick and plush baby-fat covered frame. London works over Jerry's pipe with her mouth and tits, eventually submitting to a side-splitting spoon pounding. Jerry maneuvers Keys into a variety of other positions from here without ever removing his cock; first pulling her on top of him for reverse cowgirl and from there lifting her up and carrying her to another sofa for doggie. Inventive. His prick finally takes a short breather, finding itself between London's lips before disappearing back into her cunt cowgirl. It only takes a few passes through Key's ample cleavage before Jerry ends up mercilessly blasting her face and chest with his cum, covering her completely.




If there's one thing simply undeniable about Spanish-born Bridgette B, it's her looks. Relegated to a blowjob bonus scene in his Diggin' in the Gapes, Bridgette's back with a full-on fucking foray here in Poolside Pussy and is so stunning in her rewind-worthy tease sequence that expectations are raised to near-impossible-to-reach levels for the scene itself. B draws Marco Banderas and settles down gingerly onto his curved hammer after taking it out of her sexy mouth. She goes for broke once it's pumping in and out of her, doing her best Paola Rey impression, riding it out of control before grinding wildly on it before picking up where she left off again. A conventional cowgirl ride morphs into a flying one when Marco stands and then ushers Bridgette over to another sofa for a doggie and missionary railing that not only gets B's tits and ass a-jigglin' but her eyes shut tight and leaves her mouth (and snatch) hanging open. As such Marco only has a short distance to travel and a ready and willing receptacle when the time comes to spill his seed over Bridgette's yapper. She lets the spooge run down the sides and Banderas leaves her with a faraway and dazed look to compliment her dreamy, bedroom eyes.




I know they like to say they like everything bigger in Texas but what are they feeding these girls in Florida? Because Miami's own Katie Cummings is downright RIDICULOUS (and all-natural). Sascha doesn't waste a ton of time watching Katie blow him which, with those piercing eyes of hers and that massive ass bouncing behind her, I'm sure is one of life's ultimate visual pleasures. Instead, he enjoys a bit of oral and then plunders her pussy side saddle where at one point, Cummings takes over and moves her ass back and forth across, sliding smoothly over Sascha's stationary sex stanchion. This proves to be an ongoing theme with Katie as whenever she's not getting it how she likes it, she simply TAKES it the way she wants it. Sascha's doing a passable job as the flawlessly titted Cummings bounces on his prick reverse cowgirl but the temperature raises considerably when she takes matters into her own hands and begins bounding up and down on his lap like a woman desperate for a salaciously severe penetration. Her pierced boobs threaten to smother her in piledriver so things find their way back up onto a bed where Katie proves herself to be an expert in The Art of Cowgirl. The way she's riding Sascha it doesn't take a crystal ball to predict how this scene is about to end: early. And with a creampie, it is over. Sascha opens Cummings' pussy for the camera as his pearly-white protein spills out and onto his stomach. Katie cleans his cock and licks up what landed on his belly with a smile. I think I'm in love. No, I'm certain of it.




And just when you thought this perverted procession of stupid booming bodies was over, Van Styles trots out the covergirl with the downright retarded tits (that's a compliment, white people), Abbey Brooks. Brooks remains the only girl with the distinction of being so physically alluring that I was actually able to willingly make it through an all-girl scene featuring her, back when that was all she did. The day she decided to go boy/girl was better than my best Christmas. Before you can say , the blonde is on her knees servicing Jerry orally (complete with a furious tit-fuck) and then on all fours in front of him with his face buried in her ass. Jerry takes a similar approach to banging Brooks as he did in his previous scene with London, starting out in spoon before pulling her up on top of him for reverse cowgirl. However, Abbey Brooks in reverse cowgirl provides performance thrills only dreamed of by the likes of a novice like Keys. She continues to give as good as she gets in doggie and mish, bucking back and rotating her hips like a Bionic Woman with ball bearings in her hips instead of joints like the rest of us. Cowgirl and more mish follow until Jerry tit-fucks Brooks to completion, glueing her eyelids shut with a load that would make Peter North jealous.


Poolside Pussy is right on time and should sufficiently warm up viewers during these cold winter months. I hope the ill-advised decision to watermark this release with an annoying recurring "Vouyer Media" stamp doesn't affect the sales of this disc because it's way to great of a release to have its reputation marred or suffer because of such a trivial thing. I like this movie a ton but should there be a second installment, I'd hope Styles casts more than straight vaginal one-on-ones.

Distributed by Vouyer Media, Directed by Van Styles, Cast: Abbey Brooks, Kristina Rose, London Keys, Katie Cummings & Bridgette B., Anthony Rosano, Jerry, Sascha & Marco Banderas, 152 minutes. Extras include a photo gallery, trailers (Slippin' Into Darkness 2, Souled Out 2 & Diggin' in the Gapes), a lengthy behind the scenes featurette (56:39) and a bonus blowjob scene (17:59) with Vouyer's favorite Asian, Asa Akira.