Pool Party (Sinthetic) Review
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Reviewed by Draken on 11/10/2000
Production Information
Studio: Sinthetic
Stars: Not Listed on Case
Pre Viewing Expectations
The case shows some explict stills from the movie around a pool, and in a bedroom. There is no writeup of the plot, nor is there a listing of the stars in the movie. The only person listed on the case is Andrew Blake, the director.
The Main Event
First scene starts off with a woman sunning by the pool. Up comes a pizza delivery guy with her pizza. She asks him to help her with some suntan oil, and it progresses into sex. Probably one of the most overused and predictable plot elements used in porn movies today.
The next scene opens with a clothed woman saying she is from the Czech Republic, she is 21, she is on vactation, she loves America, and she wants to show us her body. She does a seductive strip tease, then starts to play with herself on a chaise lounger. Suddenly, a dildo appears, and she starts to go to town with it. Apparently she's really getting into the mood, as she seems quite startled when another woman shows up. It is another woman from the Czech Republic, who doesn't speak English very well. The first girl says the second girl will strip for up, which she starts to do. After the second strip show, the two girls start to play with each other. This goes on for a bit longer than it really needs to.
The next scene has the same two girls, still out by the pool, but now with a banana. They peel it, then each sucks one end of it suggestively. After this, they consume the banana, it doesn't become part of their playing, a bit of a disappointment.
Next scene cuts to the same two girls, now inside on a bed. More of the same sucking and licking. I thought their first scene was a bit long. These two that followed seemed to get longer and longer, with my interest quickly disappearing.
Next scene, we zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Oh, sorry, fell asleep there. Still the same girls, still on the bed, but now with some toys, including a crystal dildo which gives us an inside look of a Czech twat. Ever want to be OB/GYN? Here's your chance, if she can manage to hold it still long enough for the camera to focus on it.
Last scene of the movies shows a couple in front of a computer, getting it on. Odd, I thought this was supposed to be a pool party, but there is no pool in sight. In fact, no where in the movie did anyone get wet (now, now, you know what I mean). All in all, the plot was a bit lacking in this movie.
The Details
By far, this is one of the worst transfers to DVD I've ever seen. The video is quite muted and lacks the sharpness and clarity one expects. Also, there are quite a few artifacts throughout the movie, not to mention a fair amount of pixilation. There were a few times I checked the case as I thought this might be a VCD rather than a DVD, it was that bad. If that wasn't enough, much of the action is lost in dark shadows as the cameras had trouble adjusting between the bright light of the sun and the shadows created by the bodies in motion.
The audio outside is overpowered by the wind noise. When there isn't any wind, the repeatitive music quickly gets on ones nerves, and it is quite loud, overriding some of the dialogue.
For extras, there is the usual chapter index, a slide show, which has stills not from this movie, a DVD credits screen, and an ad for some adult web sites.
Conclusion
A poor transfer, overdone plot elements, and average women makes this a ho-hum release. Best avoided unless you are a particular fan of Andrew Blake's work, but even then, you may be disappointed.
Studio: Sinthetic
Stars: Not Listed on Case
Pre Viewing Expectations
The case shows some explict stills from the movie around a pool, and in a bedroom. There is no writeup of the plot, nor is there a listing of the stars in the movie. The only person listed on the case is Andrew Blake, the director.
The Main Event
First scene starts off with a woman sunning by the pool. Up comes a pizza delivery guy with her pizza. She asks him to help her with some suntan oil, and it progresses into sex. Probably one of the most overused and predictable plot elements used in porn movies today.
The next scene opens with a clothed woman saying she is from the Czech Republic, she is 21, she is on vactation, she loves America, and she wants to show us her body. She does a seductive strip tease, then starts to play with herself on a chaise lounger. Suddenly, a dildo appears, and she starts to go to town with it. Apparently she's really getting into the mood, as she seems quite startled when another woman shows up. It is another woman from the Czech Republic, who doesn't speak English very well. The first girl says the second girl will strip for up, which she starts to do. After the second strip show, the two girls start to play with each other. This goes on for a bit longer than it really needs to.
The next scene has the same two girls, still out by the pool, but now with a banana. They peel it, then each sucks one end of it suggestively. After this, they consume the banana, it doesn't become part of their playing, a bit of a disappointment.
Next scene cuts to the same two girls, now inside on a bed. More of the same sucking and licking. I thought their first scene was a bit long. These two that followed seemed to get longer and longer, with my interest quickly disappearing.
Next scene, we zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Oh, sorry, fell asleep there. Still the same girls, still on the bed, but now with some toys, including a crystal dildo which gives us an inside look of a Czech twat. Ever want to be OB/GYN? Here's your chance, if she can manage to hold it still long enough for the camera to focus on it.
Last scene of the movies shows a couple in front of a computer, getting it on. Odd, I thought this was supposed to be a pool party, but there is no pool in sight. In fact, no where in the movie did anyone get wet (now, now, you know what I mean). All in all, the plot was a bit lacking in this movie.
The Details
By far, this is one of the worst transfers to DVD I've ever seen. The video is quite muted and lacks the sharpness and clarity one expects. Also, there are quite a few artifacts throughout the movie, not to mention a fair amount of pixilation. There were a few times I checked the case as I thought this might be a VCD rather than a DVD, it was that bad. If that wasn't enough, much of the action is lost in dark shadows as the cameras had trouble adjusting between the bright light of the sun and the shadows created by the bodies in motion.
The audio outside is overpowered by the wind noise. When there isn't any wind, the repeatitive music quickly gets on ones nerves, and it is quite loud, overriding some of the dialogue.
For extras, there is the usual chapter index, a slide show, which has stills not from this movie, a DVD credits screen, and an ad for some adult web sites.
Conclusion
A poor transfer, overdone plot elements, and average women makes this a ho-hum release. Best avoided unless you are a particular fan of Andrew Blake's work, but even then, you may be disappointed.
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