Plumb and Dumber Review

Reviewed by Walter  on  6/23/2005

Plumb And Dumber
Pleasure Studios
Production Year: 1995
Director: Anthony Spinelli
Run Time: 84 minutes

Women:
Sid Deuce
Kimberly Kupps
Rachel Love
Whitney Wonders
J.R. Carrington
Dallas

Men:
Johnathan Morgan
Alex Sanders

I rented this DVD because of the attractive women on the box cover and because I wanted to check out a feature film since I had not seen one for years. The women on the cover fit the mold of the busty blonde bombshells that were so popular in the 1990s. Also, I wanted to see how I liked these sorts of movies compared to the all sex features of today.

Dallas plays the role of Johnathan Morgan’s wife. She kicks him out of the house because he is too boring.

Sex Scene 1: (17:30)
At this point the scene switches to a sex scene between Sid Deuce and Alex Sanders. Sid Deuce is a busty blonde dressed to the 9s in a short black dress with black stockings. She and Alex are making out on a couch. There is a lot of foreplay here which is almost always missing from today’s films. After some french kissing and nipple licking Alex works his way down to Sid Deuce’s velvety twat for a few minutes of fine dining. This is followed by a brief blowjob and then a few minutes of missionary and doggie vaginal action. Alex pops his load on Sid Deuce’s chest (like all the pop shots in this movie) and the scene ends.

Johnathan shows up at Alex’s doorstep. Apparently they were room mates and buddies in college. Although this is the first time Alex has seen or heard from Johnathan, he lets him crash at his place for a few nights. Now it’s time for the next sex scene, which is between Kimberly Kupps and Johnathan Morgan.

Sex Scene 2: (15:00)
Kimberly Kupps is a super busty blonde whom Johnathan must have managed to pick up in a bar. They are presumably now back in Alex’s apartment while Alex is absent. She is dressed sexily in black stockings and a low cut green dress which accentuates her massive bosom. This scene has a fair amount of foreplay, although less than the first scene. This is another two position scene with only missionary and cowgirl.
After Johnathan pops his load, Kimberly tells Johnathan that she has to return to her husband. Johnathan seems quite surprised.

Sex Scene 3: ( 11:00)
The next scene is a three way between Whitney Wonders, Rachel Love, and Alex Sanders. This time there is no foreplay; Whitney gets spread eagle missionary vaginal and Rachel gets doggie style vaginal.

Sex Scene 4: (10:00)
The next scene is between Johnathan and J. R. Carrington. This is the only scene in the movie that contains anal sex. There is some nice foreplay and muff-diving before heading straight to anal. They only cover one position, missionary with J.R.’s legs over head.

Sex Scene 5: (9:40)
The final scene is between Dallas and Johnathan Morgan. Johnathan is reminiscing about his time with Dallas. Dallas blows Johnathan and then they head to missionary and finish in doggie.

Although there is good chemistry between the performers, all of the scenes in this movie were too short in my opinion. The sex never really seems to develop. Around half of each scene was foreplay, which I like, but it seems like the foreplay was included at the expense of the actual sex. By the time they get a good groove going, they are done. There is no reverse cowgirl (my favorite position to watch) in this movie. What’s up with that?!

The cameraman does not seem to capture the sex in the way that sex is filmed these days. Often the action is not very clearly lit or the man’s ass gets in the way. When the action starts to heat up, the camera switches focus and shows the guy’s face. Arghhh! This is a major porno faux pas which every pornographer should have learned not to do in Porno 101.

Three females listed on the DVD’s back cover are not in the movie: Candi Cash, Isis Nile, and Olivia.

There is one chapter for each scene. There is no sub-chaptering to allow you to skip to the sex, and there are no DVD extras.

In conclusion, this film was ultimately disappointing for all of the reasons listed above, and I would not recommend it for either purchase or rental.