Plugged In (general release) Review

General Impression
When I first put in Plugged In, I got the distinct impression that this was going to be a comedy. I can’t say fully if I was in the mood for cheesy porn, but it totally worked by the time I finished. The story goes that Tristan-“fuck me”- Paris, has received a new cable box in his home. Fernando Montana (who is AMAZINGLY hot) willingly put it in for him and offered to “bill him” later. The way Fernando spoke at the beginning made me think he was really gay. Thank god, by the end of the film, I didn’t think that at all. In fact, I’m willing to bank that Fernando is “gay-for-pay”.

Sex Highlights
A lot of the sex was actually pretty hot! There’s this whole scene with Sam Crockett that like, blows me away. I got the Director’s Cut (available only through Falcon) and it has him stuffing screwdrivers and hammer heads all up in Jackson Price’s ass. Jackson has one of those Hobbit qualities and would make a good Frodo in the Lord Of The Rings version of porn. (Coming soon…heh ) Sam Crockett really took advantage of it too! And my boy Tristan came through for me like I knew he would! He’s got the hottest hole in Falcon and he loves to give it! He even offered up 2 cum shots in the final scene! Fernando said it best when he went “Whew!”

Negatives
Ok, ok…time for me to nitpick. Well, more than nitpick in this case. I really think Nino Bacci is cute and all but why oh why did everyone in this film have to sound gay? The only ones who didn’t were all the guys in Scene Three (Sam Crockett, Jackson Price & Leo Bramm (is he foreign?)), but everyone else was so feminine! I am not turned on by the idea that every guy oozes fruitiness! I know that Monster Hung Joe Young is like hot to look at, but his face looks like a drag queen and I cannot get past that. Every time I see his face, I know he has done drag. Or he’s a bottom. One or the other! Maybe that’s my only vice towards the actual film: the homo factor. The sex was scorching and the plot really was well thought out. I wasn’t impressed with Lindon Hawk’s slicked back Bible Boy hair but he had a very hot ass. And all the actors played the scenes very well (including Sam Dixon who thought his cock was a lot bigger than it was).

The DVD
There are 3 previews at the end of this one, which is more than I’ve seen Falcon ever put on a video even. But then, 1 of the previews is 2 films (Stock: Sentenced & Stock: Released) so maybe that’s why they did it. The other preview is for an 80’s film called “Big As They Come II” and it looks hot! I’ll have to get it when it comes on DVD.

Summary
The overall summary of the film is that Chi Chi LaRue made an 80’s porn in the millennium. Or at least, that’s my realization. The humor, the sexual positioning, the cheesy dialogue…it’s all there. She’s even got Sam Crockett coming back, so we feel nostalgic! It’s not bad at all. It’s just not my favorite. Perhaps if the guys acted a bit butcher, I could have hung. Rent it before you buy or, be like me, and get it cause you like someone from the cast. I am definitely hunting more films by: Leo Bramm, Clint Fox, Fernando Montana, Sam Crockett, and Jackson Price. If I remember correctly, Sam Dixon was even in 80’s porn! So this proves my theory!

It’ll keep your funny bone Plugged In at any rate!