Please Make Me Lesbian 5 Review

Reviewed by sexotics2006  on  1/12/2012

First off let me say that I am a very picky reviewer. I’ve seen a million porn flicks and I demand quality and something different to really get my excitement going. I am also a big cumshot fan, so girl-on-girl features really need to do something diverse to get a great rating from me. And this one just doesn’t do it – the sex is very formula-based. You basically get the same thing in every scene here:

1) kissing
2) pussy-to-pussy rubbing
3) one pussy gets licked to orgasm
4) new position pussy-to-pussy rubbing
5) other girl gets pussy licked to orgasm
6) final pussy-to-pussy rubbing to finish

Repeat this formula four times and you have the whole movie. The only diversity here is strap-on fuck thrown in during the last scene, but it isn’t very hot.

With everything said though, there are some redeeming qualities. Let’s see what they are:

Scene 1 – Heather Starlet & Vanilla Deville

What’s HOT
- This scene is a great combination of the innocent young girl and experienced MILF. Deville is very attractive for an older babe and sports a dynamite set of legs in her denim skirt.
- Very well acted; both girls are comfortable and appear to ad-lib no problem without sounding like they’re following a script.
- Heather Starlet has perfect girl-next-door beauty and has several very believable climaxes which appear to be genuine and are not the least bit overacted.
- For lovers of pussy-to-pussy grinding, this is your scene. You get three different segments here: fully-clothed rubbing, a typical interlocked-leg position, and then a finale end segment where Starlet rides Deville in a knees-pinned-to-chest position with her feet suspended in the air.

What’s NOT
- No complaints! This is the best scene the flick has to offer.

RATING: 8/10

Scene 2 – Syren Demer & Zoey Holloway

What’s HOT
- Cougar-on-cougar scene, if that’s your thing.
- Zoey Holloway still has a beautiful face for an older chick.

What’s NOT
- Takes a full twenty minutes (!!!) of boring dialogue to get to the action.
- Syren de Mer is looking way too old with a bod both flabby and skinny.
- Zoey Holloway’s bad implants flexing and bunching up all over the place.
- Pretty much identical to the 1st scene, but with less attractive women.

RATING: 2/10

Scene 3 – Lily Carter & Taylor Vixen

What’s HOT
- Lots of manual clit rubbing in this scene (no finger penetration).
- Taylor Vixen’s smooth, curvaceous shoulders and neck (seriously!), especially during cowgirl grinding segments (see photo).

What’s NOT
- Lily Carter, although quite good looking, overdoes her climaxes big time. She shakes her legs so much she looks like she’s having a seizure. I guess this is her personal style but to me it screams of overacting. Don’t porn chicks realize that in doing this they are treating us like idiots?

RATING: 5/10

Scene 4 – Lily Carter & Aiden Ashley

What’s HOT
- Some really sexy side-profile shots of Lily in a bending over position thrusting her ass up against Aiden’s face while getting eaten out. Also some decent doggy-style strap-on fucking. This is the only scene in the whole movie with a toy of any kind.

What’s NOT
- Aiden Ashley is way too skinny. When she’s strap-on fucking Carter, it is like her ass isn’t even there. If you like waifs you may disagree, but this was a huge turn off for me.

RATING: 3/10