Please... Drill My Ass 2 (Elegant Angel) Review
Elegant Angel
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Chris Charming
Starring: Chris Charming, Kat, Sandra Romain, Marie Luv, Tory Lane, Joe Rock, Katja Kassin
Released on: 9/25/2005
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Reviewed by picman on 1/11/2006
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| Prologue Elegant Angel has handed the camera to another pornstar, Chris Charming, and he's started a series of POV scenes. Probably a wise move because although Chris is preternaturally endowed, he's not the best looking of male performers. Regardless, he's assembled an all star cast here. Covergirl Tory Lane, Marie Luv, Katja Kassin, Sandra Romain and Kat. Can't get much better than that. I normally find POV to be too limiting but with a cast like this I'm intrigued. |
 Tory Lane posing on a red Corvette, wearing a checkered flag halter, smoking a cigaretted and a voice over reading a letter she sent to Chris about her "body" shop. Cut to Tory in a zebra print outfit that's coming off quickly upon Chris' arrival. She pulls her leather thong through her cameltoe and fishes Chris' power tool out of his pants. He orders Tory to her knees, but first she shows her flexibility by sucking him bent only at the waist. She gets her tits involved in the bj, squeezing his cock and spanking herself with it. The monster gets down her throat repeatedly, almost to the base, as Tory displays a true love of man meat. She lays on a bench for missionary and a pussy pumping that has her spanking her tits. P2M and back to mish. Chris moves into her ass and Tory practically hyperventilates as Chris opens her up. She's squirming and grabbing at air, beating on her clit. A2M w/deep throat. Tory turns for doggy anal, spreading her cheeks wide for the Teutonic invader. She does a heel grab as Chris fucks her asshole deep. The illusion of POV gets busted here as both of Chris' arms come into view as he tries to control the orgasmic Ms. Lane. More A2M, then an RCA penetration shot. A2M and back to RCA. Another A2M and Tory climbs back for CG anal. That doesn't last long before Chris needs to cum and Tory brings her head over to catch the stream. Most of it falls back on his hand because of his prone position but Tory sucks at it and plays with the cum on his cock.Tory is one of the special performers who can relate real reactions to anal with eroticism. Equal amounts of discomfort and acceptance makes for fascinating facial expressions along with her howls and growls. Chris sounds very natural giving orders. A good scene that's constrained by the format but at least giving us great views of a beautiful woman. |
 The camera opens on one of the great wonders of the world, Katja Kassin's ass. Her voiceover is a letter she sent to Chris about how she wants to fuck him. She ends the note in German and shows the rest of her body. Cut to Chris' cock in Katja's mouth. She's on her knees fully dressed and his dick is sticking out of his jeans. Katja's dressed in the stars and stripes, looking like a horny American flag. She exercises her oral skills and love of big cock as she shucks "Old Glory" off and bares her perfect little tits. I think that's a sign she intends to get serious, and messy, as she cups her hands around his cock and slides as she's sucking. Chris reaches over to do some cupping himself, of her ass, as he raises her skirt and spanks. Cut to Katja riding CG, totally naked. She really puts that pussy on him in an attempt to wring as much pleasure out of this ride as she can. Chris has her say something in German which I didn't catch. I wouldn't mind if the whole scene was done in German. Cut to RC and a perfect view of Katja's wet pussy and stunning derriere. P2M and an anal insertion. Again, both of Chris' hands are in view as he's trying to control Katja's ass. That thing has a mind of its own as she takes him colon deep. Side entry anal, then A2M. Katja gives Chris a footjob, then CG anal with Katja's pink gash staring him in the face. Hot hip action as Katja stirs it up. Cut to doggy anal with multiple insertions. Katja fucks back, flapping her cheeks, and does some side to side that must drive Chris crazy. She stirs it around some more, and if he doesn't cum soon, I will. The view from above is incredible. A2M with Kaja rotating her body for face fucking with her head hanging over the edge of the couch. Chris doesn't actually take advantage of this position so Katja rotates back around again. Doggy anal, then Katja two handing Chris into her mouth. He streams his semen across her tongue and Katja plays, then swallows. PCH to complete her breakfast of champions.Katja really makes this scene work. She uses Chris' cock like a toy and angles it into her crevices in any way that will make her feel good. She looked to be ready to go the extra mile for him but he passed up the opportunity for a rough face fuck. Too bad, it would've been killer. |
 Marie Luv is playing with herself in a hammock as her letter is read in voiceover. She loves big cocks and tells Chris she's been practicing with big dildoes so she can take him easily. There just happens to be a whopper lying next to her for visual effect. She even suggests that she'd like him up her ass. How fortuitous as this is an anal title. She runs her tongue along her sweet little titties and there's a cut to Marie on her knees ready to engulf Chris' schwanz. She slurps on the fat cock as her head bobs on it. Some ball sucking, then she makes his cock a dick dog and sticks her tongue out with the cock halfway down her throat for a scrotum lick. Some foot job action with Marie's naked form laid out in front of him. Chris invites her to sit on him so the first position is CG. She long poles herself, testing out that cervix. Marie moves the cock into her ass and continues the ride. She spins on his cock for RCA and he grabs her ass with both hands to guide the bounce. A2M and back to RCA. Doggie anal with multiple insertions for gaping. Marie fucks back at him, then Chris buries the bone balls deep. A2M, then a cut to missionary vag. He hits her deep enough that she has to use her feet as a governor on his thigh and Chris drives to the finish line in this position, pulling out to cum on Marie's pussy lips.There was too big a rush to get to the anal and Marie's oral skills weren't put on display long enough. No chemistry at all between these two making for one of the least engaging Marie Luv scenes in recent memory. |
 Sandra Romain, in pigtails and booty shorts, hitchhiking, with her voiceover saying that she's a student who travels a lot and she's coming to America to fuck the shit out of him. Even flashing her tits and pointing her ass at the cars doesn't get anyone to stop. Cut to Sandra on her knees and Chris is going to give her a dick sucking lesson. Who's he going to blow? Sandra's first lick leaves a crimson ring on the head of his cock. Some well planted kisses and Chris looks like a Rolling Stones advertisement. She gives him a combination of hand and mouth to get little Chris in good working order. Cut to Sandra impaling herself in CG. P2M bj and back to CG. With Sandra good and hot they stick the cock in her ass. She gets even wilder in there. Cut to RCA, filling Sandra's heart shaped ass. She spends a lot of time exploring her innards from this positiona and its variants with Chris kneading her ass cheeks to help out. A2M has Sandra stretching her body out across the couch, arching her back for a great view of her heinie. Cut to doggy anal, Sandra bouncing her butt off of Chris' pubes and doing a hip shake that would raise the dead. Another A2M and back to doggy. Sandra is relentless in her fucking and Chris pulls out to spew a week's worth of goo all over her back and ass. PCH to end the scene.Sandra puts on a show similar to Katja's, but she's so physical that a man really needs to have his hands completely free to deal with her. Even though it's been fairly clear from the first scene that Chris isn't handling the camera, the illusion of POV holds him back from completely getting it on with her. |
 Kat dispenses with the tease and has a big dildo up her snatch as she does her voiceover. She's just a horny bitch who needs to be fucked. Cut to Kat sucking a dick that doesn't belong to Chris. Then Chris steps in to give her two. She gives equal time to the man meat as she lavishes her oral love on the hardons. Cut to Kat riding Chris' cock in her ass CG style while sucking the other guy. He fills her pussy in this odd DP that's a CG hybrid. Apparently that's all the second guy could take as he sprays Kat's face with spunk. She's being fucked by Chris in mish anal during the facial. Some gaping with Chris holding the cheeks open for inspection. The fucking gets balls deep in her little body and she works her fat pussy over as well. A2M and a quick return to the mish anal. Doggy anal with some gaping. Cut to RCA. A2M and an eager return to the sodomy. Kat gives him a good, long ride and sucks her juices off his cock. Cut to doggy anal with a strong cumshot on Kat's ass.This scene had some urgency to it. Kat was on fire and it was going to take two men to put it out. Too bad Joe Rock crapped out so early. Kat still took a good reaming in a pretty hot scene. |
Bonus Scene from Please Drill My Ass 1Vanessa Lane is sunning herself on a deck overlooking the valley. As she rubs oil onto her spectacular body the voiceover relates that she fantasizes about fucking Chris, who she's seen in many pornos. Cut to Vanessa with her mouth full of cock. She pumps the shaft while polishing the head, taking little throat journeys. A foot job by the stark naked Vanessa. She even spits on her arch for lube. First penetration is in mish. A couple of jabs and he buries it. Flexible Vanessa keeps her legs split wide open, her bald pussy welcoming the invader. She pumps and squirms on the stationary pole. P2M and a cut to RCA. Her hot ass proves to be too much for Chris as he cums all over her ass and himself in an emergency pullout. Vanessa sucks him clean and there's a cut to doggy anal. A2M and back to doggy. More A2M and doggy anal again. Chris must love looking at that tight little ass so full of his cock. Vanessa starts twitching and moaning like she's cumming, then cleans the cock off and puts it in her pussy in mish. She's very athletic as she suspends her body and drives her pussy onto the turgid member. Cut to Vanessa on the floor where she started, two handing Chris and coaxing his load into her open mouth. She shows and swallows.Vanessa is so hot I can't even complain about her obvious boob job. Somehow it fits with her tight body. She's amazingly flexible and athletic, making it kind of a shame to confine her with this format. She burned nonetheless, turning in a very good scene. |
| Epilogue I'm not a big fan of POV to begin with, and this is delivered in a less than pure form with the modifier "Style" in the title. It's about the same relationship "Beatlemania" had with The Beatles. But even within those constraints there are good performances here. Tory Lane seems to like little more than bobbing on anonymous cock in an unbridled fashion. Katja Kassin gave a clinic on using tool to its best advantage and looking cute and erotic doing it. Marie Luv responds best to real passion and contact. This wasn't her finest moment. Sandra seemed to need more than she got but put in a credible scene anyway. Kat closed things out in fine fashion with super energy and a deep exploration of her tight little body. |
| The Disk Besides the bonus scene, there's a BTS, photo gallery, trailers and some prettty good masturbation scenes. |
| Recommendation This makes for a good rental if the lack of POV purity doesn't offend your sensibilities. If for no other reason, it's worth watching for Katja's scene alone. |
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