Platinum Blonde Review

Reviewed by CAPSULE  on  12/28/2001

CAPSULE'S REVIEW

Platinum Blonde by Bob Chinn (101 min.)

Featuring: Brooke Lane, Nikki Fairchild, Starla Fox, Diana De Voe, and Emerald 

Synopsis: Peter Magnum is on the case again. A young bodacious blond, Anna Lee Johnson, along with her personal trainer are accused of killing her elderly millionaire husband. Can Peter Magnum uncover the truth?

Overall: Except for the plot, the DVD is for the most part below average.

DVD Quality: The DVD quality is good, but it falls under the level when there are visible lines on the top of the screen at some points during the porno.

Extras: The interview with Steve Drake, who discusses the history of porn is very interesting. He compares and contrasts the porno industry now and then. He criticizes the lack of emphasis on the acting. Furthermore, there was a thrill for him when he was starring in 80s porn since the companies were a tight-knit group who took pride about their work. 

Likes: Starla Fox!

Dislikes: Brook Lane.

SEX HIGHLIGHTS:

Lana (Nikki Fairchild) gets her finder's fee. Don't you wish temps were this willing and enthusiastic with their jobs. She delivers a slow and teasing blowjob. Her ebony pussy takes a pounding from Magnum (Lee Stone). It does not take too long until he spews his load on her chest. 

He visits his friend Shawn (Joey Ray). He offers to help him. Joey's girl friend stays behind and teases Lee. Starla Fox is the best-looking lady in this DVD. She has that innocent face like April Flowers. She goes down on him and gives him great head. One thing that is distracting is that she must have been stressed out since she has pimples on her face. Other than that, she knows how to turn men on. Finally, she receives Lee's load on her face. 

Lana and Shawn stop just before reaching the corner where the deadbeat journalists. Within that time period, Shawn reminisces the first time she met the femme fatale Anna Lee Johnson (Brooke Lane). The personal training session becomes all the more person when Sean gets to manipulate late all her contours. Brook Lane just does not do it for me since she has bolt-ons and a pig-nose. 

Lana takes care of the news people with some feminine diversion. The perverted news team takes pictures of her stripping while Sean goes into his house to get the all important documents. 

Magnum asks him the all important question whether Brook had anything to do with the murder. 

Yvette (Diana Devoe) is a call girl that is one of Magnum's informants. Diana Devoe does her thing to real in the millionaire. Meanwhile, Lee takes a visit to Anna Lee Johnson. Hmmmph! It sounds like the Anna Nicole Smith trial.

Yvette pumps Anna Lee Johnson's stepsons for information. After she realizes that her sugar daddy is innocent, she gets to work on him. This man enjoys a tight blowjob from Yvette. Finally, she takes a thick and creamy facial.  

Lana uses her newspaper contact, Bill, to spin the news. She reports to Peter that Timothy Johnson prevented the newspaper from printing a story about the family. 

The two ebony women makes Starla relax by having a female Oreo cookie. This is probably the first time I have seen a female Oreo session. She mentions that she has boyfriend problems, Timothy Johnson. It was Rachel Johnson.

Emerald is a slutty woman with saggy small breasts. This was an uneventful scene. I cannot give you the ending, but it is well worth it.

As always, she gets to fuck the lady at the end. 

FINAL THOUGHTS: Like all other Bob Chinn's films, this is couples- oriented.