Pirate 4: Women On Top Review

Women On Top (Pirate)

Dir: Frank Thring
Cast: Ilana Moore (Covergirl, billed as "Mytille" in the feature), "Clioe (who is billed as "Marianne" in the feature), Judith Grant, Silvia (aka Szilvie, Szilvia, Redhead seen in several Evil Angel DVDs), David Perry, Frank Gun, Ian Daniels, John Walton.

Extras:
Trailer, Cast Bios: Listing all private products (female) cast members had been in when this DVD was released. Photobook: A number of high-quality fullscreen stills in "step" form. Film Notes: A couple of pages of press-release-style text. Previews for: Shaved Pussies, Private Dancer, Riviera 3, Eve Insane Obsession, Matador 4.

"Behind the Scenes report": The Report for Women On Top features the regular sort of mix of interesting backstage walking-round-with-a-camcorder stuff that Private's reports usually feature, as well as an extanded sequence of Ilana Moore posing and undressing on the beach (intercut with some footage from the Feature). This is followed at roughly 3:30 by an entire scene with Judith Grant, an attractive Blonde.

Bonus Scene: Judith Grant, 2 of the usual suspects from Private's stable of guys. This scene seems somehow informal. They are all on a bed in a room somewhere, the scene is well-lit and the light appears to be natural. Judith is not made up and the guys acknowledge the camera and laugh and smile. It starts with Judith and 2 guys, she's in the RC position enjoying what appears to be a DPP. This becomes a regular RC, then, since the guys are all good friends here, goes back to being a DPP. Judith appears to be having a good time, they break up and go to a doggie position while Judith gives the other guy a BJ. After awhile, she mounts one of the guys in the cowgirl position, which very shortly becomes another DPP.

There's some more doggy-while-sucking-the-other-guy (is there an official name for this? It'd save me a lot of typing in these reviews). Finally she sucks and jerks both guys off onto her face. The scene lasts roughly seven minutes, and I admit, was quite a nice surprise to find a hot scene tucked away in there. Despite Judith not being made up (and looking like an immaculate Private Girl) it added some sense of reality to the scene. They all looked like they had quite a good time. Video quality was lower than the rest of the dvd, on a par with VHS but the scene was nonetheless quite good.

The Report then wraps up with a "to be continued", which no doubt refers to "Rich Bitch", which was made back-to-back with Women on Top with much the same cast. Look for my review of it to come shortly.

Language options: English, French, German, Spanish, Italian.
Subtitle options: Dutch, Swedish, Danish, Portugese.

Private's Pirate/Pirate Video DeLux lines are fetish-themed hardcore, though it varies from title to title how "fetish"-y they are. This one is low on the Fetish-O-Meter, featuring some of the best PVC outfits I've seen and a fair bit of foot play and toe sucking..

As is usual with Frank Thring's early Pirate videos, Women on Top is broken up into three "stories" that feature "sub scenes". In this case, 3 stories with 2 scenes each.

These terms crop up a lot, so:
RC= Reverse Cowgirl
RAC= Reverse Anal Cowgirl
DPP= Double Pussy Penetration

Scene 1: Footman I: Judith Grant, Ian Daniels
Judith appears out of nowhere, wearing some very nice Lingere and crawls across the floor of the room to Ian Daniels, who is busy having a wank looking at a porn mag. Of course, he's only stunned at the women appearing out of thin air for half a second or so, and gets right to work, playing with her muff while continuing to wank. He goes down on her and removes her thigh-length PVC boots so that he can lick her fishnet-clad toes, and then go back to his oral work, fingering both her pussy and ass. They do standard missionary, doggy, spoon with Judith looking very nice in her outfit. This shortly becomes anal spoon, then anal doggie, finally Ian jerks off onto her PVC boot (which she's not wearing) and she licks it off. Hot scene, Judith looked very good in the outfir she was wearing, though the cumshot on the boot did nothing for me. 11mins.

Scene 2: Footman II: Ilana Moore, Ian Daniels, John Walton (I think).
Ilana is a dark-haired, large-breasted Hungarian. Ian is wearing a tux and Ilana is wearing that PVC Sgt's Jacket-skirt that Frank Thring loves so much (As seen on the cover). Ilana is obviously some sort of high-priced prostitute, as Ian hands her a large billfold of US$100's. She;'s also wearing some great PVC boots and really does look magnificent here. She pushes Ian onto a chair then opens a door and leads John into the room, who lights a cigarette for her and licks her boots while she smokes. What do you know? John has a nose stud. Ian looks on. John removes her boots and licks her feet and toes while Ian flogs himself.

Now, 5 minutes into the scene, the scene starts.

Ilana bends over the chair as John licks, sucks and fingers her pussy and ass. After awhile, he enters her from behind in a standing doggy that's extremely well shot. Nice pneumatics without it being off-putting. John moves to Ilana's front and gets sucked and wanked while Ian moves to her feet and licks her toes while fingering her. Cut to anal spoon with John providing the penis while Ian sits on his chair wanking himself again (poor old Ian). Ian eventually tires of his self-pleasure and moves down so Ilana can give him a BJ while John continues to plug away. Cut to a brief moment of cowgirl which naturally becomes a DP. Finally the guys take turns coming on Ilana's face.

A great scene, very hot. While it was slow to get moving, once it did start it was so good that I can't justify marking it down, particularly as it takes about 10 seconds to FF. I like the tease but the foot play does little for me - if you like that stuff then you'll like this scene even more. 14mins counting the footsies, 9mins of sex.

Scene 3: Pool Love I: Marianne, Judith Grant
Judith and Marianne (an attractive brown-haired girl) start off poolside wearing summery flower-printed swimming shorts and brightly-coloured PVC boots. Naturally, they're fondling one another which eventually becomes oral sex. Judith takes some anal beads. Silvia swims past at one point. Judith has some more beads. Silvia doesn't actually have any sexual contact with anyone. I like Lesbian scenes when done well. This was watchable, but was really just mechanical filler. 8mins.

Scene 4: Pool Love II: Marianne, David Perry (I think)
It's now night, as Marianne sits down near the pool with a Perry who licks her legs. She looks fantastic wearing a low-cut blue PVC outfit. She goes down on him, missionary on the Table, she sucks him on the table. She strips off her blue PVC outfit and they both jump in the pool. Perry licks and fondles her body (as you do) which leads to some semi-submerged cowgirl, where all the interconnected bits are underwater. This lasts for some time before they change to a semi-submerged standing doggy. All of this underwater action I should point out is captured very well, and everything is crystal clear. They then have a quick bit of sex on the pool's edge (above water this time, and then David comes all over her face, with quite a decent amount.

Not scorching, but very nice regardless and well worth the price of admission. 12mins.

Scene 5: We Need Your Sperm I: Ilana (billed as Myrtlle), Judith, Marianne, Frank Gun, John Walton (I think)
Starting off with a prologue clearly inspired by the cheapest horror flicks imaginable (don't worry, it's not gross or anything, though Frank Thring has some amusing overacting moments with a length of hose)

Frank and John are bound naked in a standing spreadeagle position in a dark basement-type room. Ilana enters wearing another great PVC outfit and pulls on their hair, pulls on their neck snares and of course, pulls on their dicks, but the poor guys, bound as they are are helpless to do anything about it. Ilana beckons and Marianne and Judith enter and both go to work on John's cock. He comes in Marianne's face and then the cum-suck-hose makes a brief appearance (they need his sperm, remember?) Judith then sucks Frank off, and he eventually comes in her face and mouth. Judith then drips the cum onto Ilana's face, which would be hotter if it didn't appear pink (because of the lighting)

The "sex" lasts about 4 minutes, and is a bit of a waste considering the resources available (3 good-looking gorls and 2 good-looking guys)

Cut to what appears to be later, and Judith sneaks up on the still-bound-but-sleeping Frank and releases him, he gives her a peck on the cheek then runs off downstairs, still naked. He looks up the stairs and sees the trio of girls standing there smiling triumphantly at him. We then see him sit bolt-upright covered in sweat, obviously just having awoken from a nightmare (of bad acting). John, dressed only in a towel then walks into shot and sits on the bed with him,already-creased covers on John's side in a very gay-looking move. (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Anyway, they go off to the Swan inn for drinks, and of course....:

Scene 6: We Need Your Sperm I: Ilana (billed as Myrtlle), Judith, Marianne, Frank Gun, John Walton (I think)
In a brighly-lit sun room, Judith wears a blue short dress with fluffy bits on the bottom while Marianne wears the same dress, only in purple. Frank and John are there, dresses casually. They all dance around briefly before dancing leads to making out which leads to Oral sex. Marianne is paired with John again while Judith is with Frank.

John fingers and licks Marianne, while Judith gives Frank a BJ featuring some virtual-sex-style looking into Franks' POV shots. Frank goes down on Judith while Marianne goes down on John. Frank starts his missionary work with Judith while John and Mariannn prefer doggy. Judith changes to RC while Marianne and John continue. Judith goes back to missionary. Marianne goes to missionary. Judith does spoon anal, while Marianne goes onto RC. Not to be outdone, Judith moves to RAC, then doggy anal. Marianne does spoon, and It appears that they have swapped partners at some stage in that pile of position changes, the next of which is Judith is doing missionary anal.

Cut to Marianne laying on her back with Judith on all fours giving her head. Somehow, both of the guys are managing to DP Judith, both from above her in I'd guess is a double-doggy (as opposed to the normal pseudo cowgirl or reverse cowgirl DP position). The next cut shows Judith in the more traditional cowgirl DP. Finally the guys come on the girls' faces. There is some post-cum sucking by both girls.

Quite a good scene, makes up for the previous one. 18mins

Overall A good DVD. While Pool Love I felt like filler, it was ok, and while We Need Your Sperm I was a waste of time, part II was obviously where the "meat" of the third "story" lay, and made up for it. The presence of the good Judith Grant scene tucked away in the Behind-the-scenes report obviously bumps the overall marks up a little, making this a DVD with 4 good scenes, 1 ok, 1 joke, and a hidden good scene. Picture quality was not the best, but because most of the scenes were well-lit, the artefacts were not much of an issue.

If you're a fan of Ilana Moore or Judith Grant, it's worth picking up particularly.

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