Pin Up Honeys 2 Review
Hustler
Studio: Hustler
Category: All Sex
Directed by: Van Styles
Starring: Nautica Thorn, Mya Luanna, Amy Ried, Lela Star
Released on: 2/5/2007
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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones on 4/28/2007
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Styles assembles his own perfect specimens |
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   2007, 2 hours & 43 minutes Hustler Video Directed by Van Styles Starring Mya Luanna, Amy Ried, Lela Star & Nautica Thorn  | |||||
| What You Should Know: | |||||
| I about shit a brick when I saw the cast for A-List 2 but here comes yet another awesome lineup of pin-up worthy porn starlets, courtesy of the one and only Van Styles. None of these girls get quite as nasty as that A-List 2 cast but they bring something else to the table and that is, try as you might, you simply cannot tear your eyes away from any of them. | |||||
| Scene One: Mya Luanna with Mark Wood & James Deen | |||||
 The Girl: There has always been something very cosmopolitan about Mya Luanna that I’m highly attracted to. I suppose if you had to compare the current crop of Asian stunners to music then Annie Cruz’d be rock, Keeani Lei would be hip-hop and Mya would most definitely be jazz; an acquired taste and one you generally only develop once you’ve reached a certain level of maturity and self-awareness. Luanna’s gorgeous and her body is flawless, as Styles allows us to see, his camera drinking in every inch of her as she slowly strips out of a pink and black polka dot bikini against a wall. Mya pinky-swears with Van that she’s going to “fuck the shit outta” the two studs onhand. The Sex: Luanna slinks over to Mark and James on her knees and pulls their shorts down low enough to expose their cocks. She takes them both into her black satin glove-covered hands and begins sucking and stroking. She leans into Wood’s lap and wraps her lips around his schlong while Deen enters her from behind. She slings one leg over Mark’s lap to ride him cowgirl and then hops over to Deen’s lap in the same position. Meanwhile, Wood has stationed himself at the foot of a winding staircase. Mya saunters over and plants herself on his cock reverse cowgirl; Deen offers his prick to Mya’s mouth as she bounces, riding Mark’s curved appendage to perfection. James leads Mya by the hand (with Styles camera following, trained on Luanna’s rumbling ass) up the staircase to yet another room where he buries his pole in her pussy mish, Mark Wood hides his dick in her mouth. They simply spin Mya around in the other direction when it comes time for them to switch ends/orifices. On her knees, Mya uses her mouth and both fists to collect the guys’ jizz. Deen unloads first, splashing Luanna’s face and Mark follows him, spilling spunk down the other side. While all the cum rests on her cheeks and runs down to her tits, Mya is still initially reluctant to open her eyes until cajoled by Styles. | |||||
| Scene Two: Lela Star with Jean Val Jean | |||||
 The Girl: These comments might earn me some hate but I’ve never seen the big deal about Lela Star. Is she a good-looking girl? Sure. Does she produce strokable performances? You bet’cha. But I can think of so many active performers who fit that same description, I just don’t see where she stands out enough to warrant talking about. She’s great eye candy but as of right now, unfortunately, I don’t see what makes her special. She seems to have this annoying air of entitlement that I don’t quite get; like she believes her own hype and thinks she’s much hotter and bankable than she really is. As Ne-Yo would say, “Girl, you’re fine…Baby, you’ze a dime…but I just don’t get down like that.” The Sex: Lela slinks over to Val Jean (who I don’t recall ever seeing in a Styles movie before. Now I’m all for trying out different male talent but the smart money this has more to do with Lela than Styles suddenly wanting to shift gears) on all fours. They share a deep kiss, Val Jean cupping Star’s tiny yet shapely ass. She leans back, baring her perfectly round and perky natural tits and lets Jean finger her pussy before coming forward to swallow his sword and even tit-fuck him. Jean peels off Lela’s panties and spreads her ass wide after she climbs up onto a nearby sofa and sets about tongue-spelunking in her bung and twat with her on all fours. With her pussy now saliva-soaked and in the prime position for penetration, Val Jean bores into Star full speed up-and-over doggie and then standing doggie next to a bar/kitchen counter with a fistful of her hair (Lela shows some amazing flexibility by putting her near leg up on the counter for a better view of the penetration). Reverse cowgirl follows and this might be the best portion of the scene because Val Jean, to his credit, really goes for broke and gives Lela all she can handle. He hoists her up and even treats her to a flying RCG/side-saddle screw before landing her down on her shoulders for piledriver and then pulling her back up onto his lap for cowgirl. The cowgirl is as intense as the rest and culminates with Lela sliding off of Jean’s lap and awaiting his pop with her mouth wide open. Val Jean paints the entire right side of her face from top to bottom and Star happily sucks his spent cock free of whatever might be left. Maybe Lela’s not as bad as I thought. Definitely better than a similar girl who actually landed herself a Vivid contract (*coughTiffanyTaylorcough*). | |||||
| Scene Three: Amy Ried with Kurt Lockwood | |||||
 The Girl: Love her or hate her, the former Devin Valencia is still a name that gets people talking about (and in most cases, buying) every movie she appears in. Her ‘rate versus performance’ was a hot button topic and a subject of much debate (although, through some minor miracle she did manage to win the AVN award for Best Anal Sex Scene – Video this year for ”Breakin’Em In 9” with Vince Vouyer) but what can’t be argued is how attractive Amy Ried is and how unbelievable her unblemished and untouched natural tits are. She belongs here. The Sex: The intro finds Ried just where one would expect her; admiring herself in a mirror, adjusting her white fishnet stockings, brushing her long blonde locks out of her face and finally, raising her airbrushed t-shirt up and over those gorgeous boobs. She fingerbangs herself on a staircase while talking to Styles until Kurt Lockwood approaches her from behind, kissing her and sinking his own two fingers in her pussy and groping her tits. He attaches a chain to her pink choker and leads her to the foot of the stairs where she removes her top and sucks his cock. It wouldn’t be an Amy Ried blowjob (it’d practically be a SIN) without a tit-fuck and afterwards, Amy turns her back to Kurt and lowers herself down onto him reverse cowgirl, a position that really shows off her stupendous rack. Standing doggie follows, first with both of Amy’s feet on the floor and Lockwood locking Ried’s arms behind her back but then he hikes one of her legs up so that we can see him sliding in and out of her pussy. On her back now, Amy takes Kurt on mish and we’re allowed to see the entire length of her tight and spectacular body here before Lockwood unloads all over her face and mouth. She takes some of the spunk on her fingertips and dips it into her mouth before playfully telling Van to ”Get outta my face” as the scene comes to a close. | |||||
| Scene Four: Nautica Thorn with Jean Val Jean | |||||
 The Girl: When I first reviewed a scene of hers three years ago, Me Luv U Long Time 5, the then-19 year-old Nautica Thorn, a stunning combination of Hawaiian and Japanese genes, had only been in the business for eight months. In the ensuing years, not much has changed: she’s still as pulchritudinous as ever; her amazing ass and arch are still in place and the rest of her (especially those full, all-natural boobs) still appears as fuckable, soft and alluring as they did from the very start. But she also still doesn’t do anal and has stopped doing interracial. In a business that virtually forces its stars to move forward as performers in order to stay relevant, Thorn’s enjoyed a pretty lengthy and healthy career simply treading water and in some cases, even taking a step backwards. The Sex: Nautica remains goofy and playful in her pre-scene chat with Styles; that’s a welcome constant -- Thorn still loves to smile. She tore off her red patent leather corset during her tease so all that remains are a black neck choker, elbow-length black satin gloves, matching heels and leather shorts. She still sports that cute trademark grin when Jean Val Jean appears and places his boner in front of Nautica’s mouth for her to lick. She slips a gloved hand around his shaft and begins to stroke as she runs her tongue up and down the underside. I doubt there are many things in this world as beautiful as Nautica Thorn looking back up at you with the head of your prick on the tip of her tongue. On another sofa in the room, Nautica puts her ass up high in the air and Val Jean throws his dick between her cheeks a bit before they switch to cowgirl, another position that only serves to highlight Thorn’s superior posterior. She slips off his dick and down between his legs to wet her whistle before slipping Jean back insider her reverse cowgirl. As Val Jean pounds her pussy in missionary, Nautica grabs ahold of her heels and pulls her legs up high over her head. A great view of creamy complexioned Nautica’s bouncing boobs and her slick gash being slammed into are the viewer’s reward. Val Jean climbs onto her chest and has Nautica jerk him to completion, his semenal spray streaking every square inch of her face and speckling her chest. She’s left smiling just as big as when the scene started. | |||||
| Scene Five: Mya Luanna with Mark Ashley | |||||
 The Girl: Mya Luanna is wearing what might possibly be the hottest outfit I’ve seen in porn in a long fucking time. And it’s not really all that revealing of a costume. The olive drab one-piece miniskirt has a black zipper that runs the length of the front of this getup, all the way up to a collar that covers most of the wearer’s neck. It’s long-sleeved, as well. But there are two more black zippers, both strategically-placed over each breast that unzip and expose the wearer’s nipples. Luanna has on black fishnets and garters to match it. I’ve since seen others in this military-esque piece of couture but no one, and I mean, no one has filled it out and made it look sexier than Mya Luanna. The Sex: Mya still has her eyes closed and is caressing her own breasts when Mark Ashley comes up from behind to join her. He clearly enjoys himself, running his hands over and over again on those awesome examples of fine all-natural Asian bustitude. His wandering hands soon venture lower and find themselves teasing Luanna’s pussy, which you can practically hear moistening as Ashley’s fingers work their magic over Mya’s clit. After burying his face between Mya’s butt cheeks as she stands bent over nearby railing, Ashley offers his pole to Luanna and she handles it with great adoration, reverence and care, using both hands to slowly, steadily and seductively stroke it into solid granite and letting it glide in and out of her pretty, nearly too-tiny mouth. It’s so beautiful, I almost shed a tear. Mark pulls her into position for mish, laying his pipe on the outside of her pussy and giving it a few easy and jousting shallow strokes before drilling her deeply here on an ottoman and then in doggie on a chaise lounge. Cut to a leather loveseat where Mark and Mya are already engaged in an intense and high-speed cowgirl bang, Luanna reaching back to slap her own round ass in between open-mouthed moans. Ashley’s huge prong is stretches her twat considerably as she still succeeds in taking him all the way down to the root. This only serves to make the reverse cowgirl easier to endure and naturally, amazing to watch. Ashley doesn’t take it easy on Hustler’s then-contract cooze, pistoning upwards through her beaver with reckless abandon. He rubs his cock in front of Mya’s face as she waits on her knees, beating it against her chin as warm white fluid spews from it and covers chin and chest. Mya smiles and blows a kiss to the camera as she shakes and flaunts her cum-covered tits. Special Features:
 Overall: This was a marked improvement over the first Pin Up Honeys featuring Memphis Monroe, Joey Hart, Page Morgan, Mia Rose & Franchezca Valentina. The girls included are a different caliber, extremely hot pieces of eye candy who are all very accomplished performers in their own right. Lela Star easily, far and away, had the best scene on the disc followed closely by Mya Luanna’s super-strong and sexy closer with Mark Ashley. The sex was a bit on the average and tame side as expected but there shouldn’t be a single complaint about the appearance of the female talent and really, that’s what Pin Up Honeys is all about. If you’re looking for very beautiful girls shot by a gonzo director who is no stranger to capturing them in a way that compliments their looks perfectly, then this series is for you.  |
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