Pickin' Up Latina Pussy Review

Reviewed by Pal Joey  on  10/17/2009

This should have been a good one: White boys with big dicks picking up exotic latinas who are panting for sex. I was at first tempted to say that the girls mailed it in, but on deeper examination, I concluded the entire production company mailed it in. The director lacks imagination and spontaneity. He boxes the performers into set positions that go on too long even if you're watching at double speed: blowjob, followed by positions A, B, C. Except for Tanner and Missy, the girls appear to be making their first appearances in porn. Sweet, Star, and Lee do not appear to be Latin at all. NIKKI VEE, listed on the box, is not on the DVD. The particulars follow.

MISSY VEGA - is only average looking. She is starting to get a little heavy in the legs and thighs and has a stomach roll. Her choice to get banged in a gas station toilet is not the most romantic. She takes a closed mouth cum shot with a little accidental taste at the end.

EMY DIAZ - should have given us a much better scene. She is tan, compact, exotic, and appeared to enjoy sucking a large dick. But after an encouraging blowjob, things default to the standardized rotation of positions. She looks happy enough with the facial spray and clean up, in what appears to be her first movie. Keep an eye open for future productions that will allow her to express her inner most feelings.

LINA SWEET - Her blowjob is of the dry-mouth minimalist variety. She avoids the cum and her expression at the end telegraphs a confused "is it over now?"

TANNER MAYES - Tanner, reportedly half Costa Rican, exudes natural intangible attractants, good looks, and love of penis, but is also hampered here by the director's mechanical view of life. She at least knows what to do with a cum shot, though this is not one of her better scenes.

NATALIE STAR - is almost flat-chested, but has very prominent perky nipples. She asks the boys, "Are you open-minded?" Raises expectations with this comment, she delivers one of the duller standardized couplings of the DVD.

REMI LEE - pairs up with a large penis and at least shows us she's sexually stimulated by lubricating well. There's a visually pleasing sequence of her splayed wide in missionary position, getting hammered hard. But she takes the cum shot on her ass, something I got fed up with in the 70s.

This one’s not horrible, but don’t go looking for it.