Pick Up Lines 45 Review

Reviewed by Endorphin  on  7/4/2001

Starring: Tera Patrick, Leanni Lei, Angelica, Chrissy, April Flowers, Sabrina Black, Christine Hot, Mark Davis, Jake Steed, Frank Gunn, John Walton, Nick Lang, Diego

Pros: Tera Patrick!, Sabrina Black!, Angelica's bodacious ta-tas, erotic feel, some erotic music, excellent chick ID, all the girls are attractive, nice settings

Cons: guys sticks tongue in asshole, not the best cast, not as good as it could have been, black men (sorry but it's hard for me to live vicariously through a black penis. I'm not black.)

Captivated by: Sabrina Black

Features: Good chick bios. Each girl is given some attention and you can jump to the scene they are in. Should be a prerequisite for DVDs. Behind the scenes for Tera and Leanni's scene. I don't care much for these types of Behind the Scene's (no additional sex just photo shoots and making of the scenes) but I do commend OGV for including it. Besides, I got to look at Tera some more. General trailers for OGV series.

Overall:
In general I like the Pick Up Lines series, so you may consider me a bit biased. First, they usually have good looking, lesser known chicks. This gives you the feeling that you actually discovered the girl. I shall sing the praises of Sabrina Black in this review and this was my first experience with her, but I already naively think I am her biggest fan. Second, there is an erotic feel to them. The music is usually pretty erotic and has a nice feel to it. The settings range from nice to fantasy creating. And most importantly, the sex is erotic. There is little talk and I get the feeling of some spiritual attraction. Bodies glide together. Women don't have to say "Oh Yeah" a hundred times. Some people may consider the sex a little stale, but I really like watching sex like this. An unspoken merge between two (or more) individuals. Third, there's usually some pretty good facials. Fourth, they also double as good workout DVDs. Get on that treadmill and the women are like that carrot on the stick.

So how does this edition rank? Pretty good although it could be a little better. That is perhaps its biggest crime. All of the cons are trivial though. The girls are good looking and the camera chooses some really good shots of them. Tera Patrick is amazing. The shot of Sabrina showering blew my ..er..mind away. The settings are nice at worst. After you see the pool where Tera and Mark have sex you may be tempted to put a third mortgage on your house to by one. So what was wrong? Once again, minor things. Some of the music was a little less erotic then I would have liked. The music in Christine's scene was a bit too relaxing. Leanni, although very cute, smiled a little too big for a Pick Up Lines DVD. Nothing at all against big, cute, friendly smiles in porn it just didn't seem to fit the title. Chrissy, is a too camera conscious, especially for a Pick Up Lines title. The facials were a little weak especially considering the shots of Peter North, who is in many of the Pick Up Lines titles. Two black men(I just can't live vicariously through a black penis).

Breakdown:
Leanni w/Jake Steed: Leanni is a very cute black/asian with a very tight, petite frame. I can definitely see her having a fan base, but she doesn't seem to fit well in the series. The sex is outside. After the cum shot she tells Jake that his cum tastes good and she wants to know what he eats (not one of the things you expect to hear in the PUL series).

April Flowers and Angelica: April is a good looking blonde with a pierced tongue. Angelica is a hot brunette with some bodacious ta-tas. They have a short rendezvous in the bathroom before they go into the bedroom and watch a Pick Up Lines title (Wow! They are watching a movie that they are in while they are watching it. How is that possible? My brain hurts.).

Sabrina and Lucky Bastard: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Damn!!! This girl has a nice body and some really fucking awesome dark hair! And the camera knows how to get some mind boggling shots of her. I especially liked the shot of her in with the handheld shower head. That shot alone bumps my rating up a notch. She has sex with Lucky Bastard. Another great shot when she is riding Lucky Bastard. The facial is pretty nice too even though it mostly just drips, but it looks sensuous (the shot, not the actual cum. Still straight and proud). Even women who hate facials would at least put this on their list least disgusting facials. Did I mention Sabrina in the shower? (btw, the bathroom reminds you of Arabia (sorry, best description I can give)).

Chrissy and dude: Chrissy is a blonde who takes a ride on the motorcycle, has sex inside. She sneezes once while having sex. I think that was an absolute first for me(Porn Stars sneeze too?). A decent scene, but I wasn't too into. Partially because I was recovering from Sabrina, but I thought Chrissy was too camera conscious.

Christine and dude: Christine is a blonde with a nice body (just like all of the girls). She showers in a bathing suit (er?). Then her and dude have sex in the hot tub. Dude sticks tongue a little to far up the ass. Anal licking is OK, but I don't like seeing digging inside. The music was too relaxing. but still not a bad scene.

Angelica and April (again) with black dude they found in closet: Not a bad scene either, but I needed to recoup energy. Tera is next.

Tera and Mark (Lucky Bastard 2): yum...Tera. They have sex in a great pool with waterfalls. I'm surprised I even noticed. Hard to take my eyes off Tera. Almost glad she didn't do a scene with Sabrina though. My head would have exploded.

Shelf life: Sabrina + Tera = something I am not anxious to get rid of

Bottom line: Erotic porn. Sabrina takes a shower, I lose concentration. (Heck! I had to make half this review up to pretend that I did more than drool over Sabrina;) Save me Blondie! Save me).

I wish I was a loofa--from Stripes