Pick Up Lines 2 Review

Reviewed by Peter North Is My Hero  on  3/12/2006

I've decided to write a series of reviews with one theme in common: The Greatest Facials Ever Delivered By Peter North; or by any porn star for that matter.

These movies date back to a time many years ago when Porn Starlets were terrified of cum. If they took a facial, even from Peter North, they were carefull to avoid the sploodge going anywhere higher than thier upper lip. Often it was as if Peter himself purposely missed their face alltogether.

Keep in mind I'm not including any of Peter North's more current work: notably his forever amazing "Deep Throat This" series. Or any of the other popular contemporary facial movies these days.

These facials are notable because they caught the Starlet completely off gaurd, and in most cases the thorough squirting they received made them visibly upset.

I've chosen to start with what I feel to be the greatest of the greatest:

Peter ruins the Scorching Hot, Gorgeous Babe, Demi Fairbanks' face and the rest of her day in Pickup Lines 2. According to her Bio, Demi used to be a stockbroker's assistant before she started fucking on film for money. She made just 10 films (not including compilations), so maybe it was Peter's cum that sent her running from the San Fernando Valley.

For many years Pick Up Lines was the premeire series if you wanted to see Peter North deliver humiliating facials to gorgeous women.

#2 Begins with Peter meeting Demi at some dream vacation spot and they quickly begin to perform oral on each other. Unfortunately the outdoor lighting in this segment of the Peter/Demi scene isn't the greatest so it's difficult to really see just how gorgeous Demi Fairbanks is.

This changes once Peter takes her indoors for a thorough fucking. While in missionary it's possible to what a gorgeous, yet unconventional face Demi Fairbanks had. Just stunning. Peter rolls her over and starts to fuck her while she's on all fours. Now we get a decent shot of Demi's perfectly meatty butt. Once she's on top of the great Peter North, Demi finally loses her bra to reveal a very sweet pair of fake boobies. More shots of Fairbanks too good to be true ass as she bounces around on Mr. North's big weiner. Then the couple flip for for the moniest of all money shots (note the always vain Peter North quickly fixing his hair before he starts to pump his dick for semen delivery to poor Demi's face.

Peter takes a little while to coax the cum out, but once he shoots his first squirt into Demi's mouth things get very entertaining. After three direct jets into her pretty mouth, Ms. Fairbanks is grossed out. She turns her head to the right and spits/vomits that nasty sploodge onto her own shoulder. In the meantime Peter continues to squirt on her face. Demi makes a brief attempt to look as though she's experiencing ecstacy, but she quickly loses her composure, and it's clear she wants to cry. All the while, Peter isn't even done squeezing every last drop onto her face and neck. Demi trys to fake a smile and run her hand through her hair, but the director's hand quickly comes into frame and restrains her possibly ruining Mr. North's masterpiece!

Peter can be heard asking Demi if she wants a towel, and she nods yes, still trying to smile. Probably with coaxing from the director, Peter attempts to insert his weiner into Ms. Fairbanks' mouth. She tries to be a good sport and comply, but every time Peter's Pecker touches her lips, she just can't bring herself to any aftersuck. She looks up at Peter and says, "Euckhhh". She tries to laugh again, but it's back to disgust before the scene fades to black.

Just amazing.....but wait! There's more footage of Demi getting grossed out by cum.

I'm not going to review the other scenes, despite their super high quality by 1995 standards.

Just real quick: Vince Vouyer and Jill Kelly fuck next. Then It's Nici Sterling and Alexia Dane With Ceran Morris, Super-Hot Kim Kataine and Goldie Star with some guy named Chris, Lori Michaels, Felicia and Sean Rider

Now it's back to Demi, Peter, Vince, Jill in a fantasic fourway. Both Jill and Demi get facialized by both Peter and Vince. Peter squirts first, mostly onto Jill, but as usual there's enough to go around for Demi too. With Peter's seminal fluid all over their faces, Demi and Jill repeatedly share kisses with each other. So frickin' Hot!; But then, by kissing Demi, Jill accidently gets one of the thicker, stickier, nastier chunks of Peter's baby batter on Ms. Fairbank's lip. She's grossed out again, and quickly flicks away that glob of goo which must taste like absolute death. After briefly looking like she wants to puke, Demi quickly pulls herself together and kisses the cum frosted Jill Kelly. Jill consoles her by sucking on one of her perfect titties. Now it's Vince Voyouer's turn to defile the girl's faces. Never having been known for his ejaculations, Vince must've saved up seeing that he was working with Peter North. Voyouer drips an impressive deposit on to both girl's gorgeous faces; but again, most of it lands on Jill, who looks like she loves being cumed on.

It's a great ending to an amazing fourway by 1995 standards.

The discs ends with Ed Powers fucking two black chicks, Taboo and Nicole Jefferson. The weakest scene on the entire DVD. Skip it.

I'm going to review and recommend three other Sex DVDs that feature the best facials ever delivered by Peter North. Keep in mind though, like Pick Up Lines 2, these are older movies from a bygone era in porn. When I say the best facials ever, I'm not counting contemporary stuff like "Deep Throat This."

One more thing: I am currently hunting for 3 "Lost Arks" so to speak, in the greatest Peter North facials department: The first can actually be viewed on Leisure Time/Pirate Video's "500 Oral Cumshots" DVD. That disc only shows the facial however and not the entire scene, which I'm dying to see. The scene I'm speaking of occurs at 1 hour 56 minutes and 6 seconds into "500 Oral Cumshots". Peter fires an amazing series of squirts drictly into a hot blonde's face. She's quite surpised and remarks, "Right in the eye, boy. Yup" Peter asks, "Did I make it?" The hot blonde answers, "All over, Woo-hoo!."

If that rings a bell for anyone out there, and you can name the original movie or any compilation so that I may see the entire scene from beginning to end:

email with info or comments to likefacialstoomuch@yahoo.com

the other two I'm looking for are:

1.) A movie called just "Corruption" (Not "The Corruption Of Christie). The "Corruption" I'm looking for was never transfered to DVD and doesn't seem to be available anywhere on the web. But more than a few folks probably have a copy in their VHS classics collection. In this movie, Peter completely drowns a girl from years ago who went by the name "Charisma." She's laying on her back with her head propped up against the bed's headboard. I've only seen this facial once, years ago on somebody's website.

2.) The other one is a longshot. It too was probably never transfered to DVD. (But like the above scene may be available on a compilation) Peter titty-fucks some super bosomy chick with an O.K. looking face and then squirts her directly in the eye. Her eyelid naturally goes into convulsions and her eyeball rolls back into her head. I saw this one when I was just barely 18, many, many years ago.

again, any comments or help finding these lost Peter North cumshots may be sent to:

likefacialstoomuch@yahoo.com