Pick & Fuck Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  4/22/2005

“Pick and Fuck” would be a better flick if it had decent-looking talent, better flow to the sex, and more interesting interviews. Other than that, this is a great DVD!

Each of the five girls is interviewed before her scene. Unfortunately, the guy asking the questions sounds like he’s just waking up from a weekend bender. It would be impossible to ask more inane, silly questions.

The girls are all, at very best, B-listers. Haley Paige (batting leadoff) has had her moments of glory in the past, but when she’s the best you can offer, you know this is “problem porn.” Roseanne Arquette look-alike Kelly Wells is next, and she looks like she’d rather be at an IRS audit. Blond Jessica Popp has a terrific porn name, but she doesn’t show much fire. Brunette Jackie Moore has been in more than 100 flicks and has lost whatever sexual appeal she might have once had. Brown-haired Miriam Mir gets DP’ed in the final, but all three performers are just going through the motions.

The studs are uncredited, but they perform like standard porn males; that is trying to steal the scenes from the girls with constant gaping and P2M action (or lack thereof). It’s just boring sex with uninteresting girls.

The DVD extras include Behind the Scenes, Photo Gallery, Interviews (oh no, not more!), and Internet info. Jessica’s scene was the only one employing a condom.