Photographic Mammaries 5 Review
Platinum X Pictures
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Category: Busty
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Starring: Gianna Michaels, Noelle Soleil, Brandy Talore, Ms. Panther, Aphrodite Night, Anastasia Devine
Released on: 2/1/2006
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Reviewed by picman on 2/20/2006
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| Prologue In Brandon Iron's video catalogue, following his more fetishy offerings in frequency, is Photgraphic Mammaries. Even men who aren't dyed in the wool boob lovers will always respond to a superior rack. We're just wired that way. It's a DNA thing. That makes the appeal of this video damned near universal. Brandon mined Eastern Europe for a couple of these babes, got Brandy Talore, who is huge, and Gianna, who's been leaving spent dicks all over North Hollywood recently. I have no reason to expect anything more than straight fucking by most of these women, but there should be a little focus on their special physical attributes. |
 Brandon gives us a short tour of Belgrade, Yugoslavia and has Steve Holmes along to help. Steve introduces us to Aphrodite Night, a little slip of a brunette with unusually large knockers for her slight frame. She's nineteen and looks it. A quick montage through the "pretty girls" and Steve is all over the delightful young girl, using her boobs as love handles. She doesn't speak a word of English but her smile and body language speak for her. Steve decides to be a lover with Aphrodite and they suck face ardently. He then goes down to suck the lower lips and Aphrodite responds with moans and a rapturous look on her sweet face. Steve comments on how wet she is as he fingers the hot poon, then gives Aphrodite something to suck on. She strokes and sucks the growing schwanz as Steve pulls his suit off. He still has his pants on when pulling Aphrodite into his lap for a penetration in RC. Pumping pussy and squeezing tit, even Aphrodite feels the need to lick one. Steve sets her up in doggy, gets naked and comes back to rim her before easing into her tight twat again. Quickly to CG where Aphrodite rides gently, but with obvious pleasure, until Steve quickens the pace and has her moaning loudly. She really can't take much of his big cock and I don't know how Steve resists just ravaging the little beauty. P2M, and the requisite titty fuck/bj. Some pussy eating and a mish penetration. Steve strokes, then eats. A look of pure delight crosses Aphrodite's face. Up and over, P2M and back as Aphrodite moans like she's cumming. Her asshole is wet and I don't know if it's Steve's drool or her cum running. They stand and she wanks his cock as he cups her from behind. RC again, Aphrodite taking only what she needs to get off, then a slight turn to spoon with Steve obviously taking a perverse delight in fucking this veritable baby. Kneeling on the floor, Aphrodite gives him another titty fuck and prepares for the cum. Brandon gives us one more loving look at her lovely rack. She's got inverted nipples, by the way. Opening wide, she takes the first dribbles in, then shuts her mouth tight for the facial. They rub the cum into her tits and Aphrodite blows a kiss.This was a nice scene and I appreciate the fact that Aphrodite wasn't taken past her limits and was allowed to fully enjoy the experience. I only wish that she had lost her physical inhibitions and invited a full length slamming by scene's end. |
 On to Prague and Brandon's standing in the old city and giving us another travelogue. Alongside him is Anastazie, a pretty blonde, who will be of no help in his dissertation because she speaks very little English. Brandon and Jake shoot the "pretty girls" and it's evident that Anastazie fits the criteria for Photographic Mammaries. Not as slight, or as young as Aphrodite, she's still striking with her lithe frame and slightly outsized boobies. Brandon keeps these to himself and plays with her tits like a new toy. I'm assuming that Jake is handling camera here and he's giving us some nice floor shots, especially when Anastazie turns her ass to the lens. Brandon gets to sucking tit meat and biting nipple like a bad little boy. Hard cock comes out and Anastazie gives him a titty fuck. Some weak bj action but Brandon just wants to rub his cock on her tits anyway. Her mouth goes over the head again for more shallow bobbing, then a more vigorous tit fuck. More tit licking and Brandon buries his head in her cleavage. I think he may have been put on formula too early in life. This is definitely regressive behavior. Looks like a lot of fun though. He bends her over to get a look at her fine ass and can't resist rimming it. Shoes must come off as Brandon auditions Anastazie for Ten Little Piggies. She gives his balls a foot massage as he checks her oil. Doggy penetration, Anastazie's cunt getting creamy after a few strokes. Jake's camera finding her hanging tits nicely. Up and over brings out the intensity in her face. Brandon thumbs her asshole with no resistance, even though there won't be more done with it. A short titty fuck, then a cut to Brandon sitting on a couch with Anastazie bent at the waist in front of him, sucking dick while he slaps at her hanging tits. She mounts in CG and works the fat cock in and creaming on it again. Anastazie shows some athleticism with a squat fuck that gets her juices running more, then she reverses the position for RC. Cut to a mish penetration with Anastazie and Brandon taking a breast each for sucking, then some foot action for him, sucking piggies while railing the hot blonde. More tit fucking, then Anastazie bent over with Brandon's head up her ass before the doggy penetration. Anastazie sitting on the floor, licking balls before Brandon drops thick cream on her tongue. Show, swallow, and Brandon feeds her the strays, then rubs the rest onto her nipples.Another good scene that falls just short of great because Anastazie never progresses into pure animal lust. |
 Starting off in the "pretty girls", Ms. Panther, a thick black woman in white corset is showing off her big floppy knockers. 38DD's that Panther juggles for Brandon. Mr. Pete enters with his dick sticking out of his pants and starts to use her tits like an amusement park. He even tries to suffocate himself with them. Fingering her wet, pink pussy gets Panther's motor running and soon she's on the floor sucking on some flesh pipe. Throat fucking and gagging with some biting as per Pete's request. She lays back on the couch and he tit fucks her. Panties and shoes come off. Pete drives in her fuckhole. No problem with size here. Pete can fuck Ms. Panther as hard as he likes. They move to doggy with spanking, Pete thumbing her ass like a bowling ball. The do an awkward looking spoon as Pete tries to wrap himself around her body, then get into a more comfortable version. He sucks her stockinged foot while railing her pussy. Freaky white boy. She gets that heavy lidded look of a woman in pleasure, then Pete sits her back for some g-spot manipulation. He pins her legs back and drives his spike deep into her tight pussy. P2M face fuck producing slobber, leading to a CG ride. Ms. Panther holds nothing back as she drives her body down onto the skinny Pete. He actually picks her up for some flying, then a cut to RC. Panther gets to the floor on Pete's command and receives a small scattered load across her mouth. PCH for the cock that made her feel so good with some tit play thrown in. Ms. Panther had a good time and Brandon says it's about to get better. In walks the mope squad and Ms. Panther is surrounded by cock to milk. I believe I counted six including one Asian. Using mouth and tits, Panther primes the pumps. Shots are fired and Ms. Panther's face is glazed by the first two. Three and four get some into her mouth and her tits have a nice covering as well. Number five has trouble getting it out, but when he does, Panther's got a cum beard. Six completes the mask and makes Ms. Panther porn pretty. She wipes her face with her boobs. Not something you see every day.If you've ever checked the personals and seen the description "full figured" or "voloptuous", then you should imagine a woman like Ms. Panther. She's cute and sexy, and she raised the intensity level of the video a notch. The mini Baker's Dozen bukkake ending was pretty cool because she had fun with it. |
 Brandy Talore is thick and pretty, but even by big girl standards, has more tit than the law should allow. Her breasts are humongous. She gets them shaking pretty well while Brandon shoots her stills. Brandy tells us she's cute, smart and her boobs are real. Says her whole family is cursed like this. I'll bet their no stranger to back pain. Probably own stock in Doan's pills. Oddly enough she never got tit fucked before porn. Brandy's playing with her tits through the whole interview. She seems as obsessed by them as Brandon is. Brandy gets to her knees and teases Brandon's raging hardon with her mouth. She wraps her tits around his cock, Brandon passes off the camera, then buries his head in her twin wonders. He lays her back on the couch and goes gash gobbling. He eases his cock into her wet, inviting pussy. Her tits look like headrests and the nipples get nice and hard. Brandon stays connected to the theme by ordering another tit fuck. A bj follows and Brandy offers up her ass for eating. Brandon fills her pussy in doggy. Up and over has him deep in her womb. More rimming and he turns her for a side entry, then mish for a better view of her melons, especially when they get to shakin'. Brandon grabs both of her bare feet and starts chowing down on arches and digits. He squat fucks her deeply, then feeds her juices off of his cock. Cut to RC, then a vigorous titty fuck. As per Brandy's request, Brandon splooges all over her hot tits and she rubs them together to spread the wealth. Like Ms. Panther in the previous scene, Brandy gets the mope squad for a bukkake finish. Sucking dick and throwing in some tit tease, Brandy loads their balls up for volume and velocity. They do a tit fucking line, then they circle her with cock as she sucks one and jerks two. Her face gets used as a cum dumpster, the first two hitting her individually, next two simultaneously, effectively covering her mug. The next two consecutively and Brandy wipes the cum with her tits like big pillow towels.Brandy seems like a pretty cool chick and she has a good scene. The bukkake finish is fun for all. |
 One of the up and coming stars of 2006, Gianna does her "pretty girls" for Brandon. She's probably the most striking looking of all the women in this volume, a very strong Italian look with perfect, and massive, breasts. 34DD. I would have thought her shoulders were broader than that. Brandon calls her the center of the boob universe and sends in Mike Stefano to orbit her spheres. She proceeds to whack him with a swinging tit. Not to be deterred, he sticks his head in her cleavage and has Gianna beat up on his head. They each suck a tit before Gianna sinks to her knees and Mike lays his pipe in her heavenly valley. He really gets into it and Gianna seems aroused by the stroking as she laps at the head of his dick and spits into her cleavage. She gets to gobbing knob, something she's very good and enthusiastic about. But here it's mostly to get it lubed up better for more tit fucking as Gianna gets very proactive about it and juggles her boobs on the cock as Stefano treats it like a tit pussy and promises to fuck her good. Gianna sits on his cock in RC and gets her tits to bouncing. They share her left one for licking, shoes come off and her feet get propped on his haunches. He needs a taste of pussy and spreads Gianna while she plays with and licks her tits. Mish penetration with Gianna only leaving her tits to help rub out an orgasm she demands from Stefano. He lays her back for more titty fucking, then kisses, massages and feeds them to Gianna. She mounts in CG and gets a hard ride as well as more tit suckling. Gianna grinds the cock deeply and cums again, getting a beautiful flush to her skin. P2M, then doggy. Gianna challenges Mike to fuck her hard so he can watch her titties bounce. Modified spoon has Gianna moaning in orgasm, then tit play in the afterglow as Mike continues to steam away. He strokes her clit with his cock and drives hard into her plush pussy. Another sweet cum for the boobalicious babe and she's on her knees for more titty fucking, then a cut to Stefano neatly laying his seed on Gianna's tongue, which she shows, than swallows. Gianna wants more and enter the mope squad. They want some tit and she wants cock. She has them hard in a hurry and gets nice and nasty with it. Some deep throating on Schwartzenpecker and a hand stroke that almost brings one guys to his knees. She's a cocksucking queen and lets the whore out on these guys. A couple get titty fucked and Gianna lays on the couch with her head hanging off as a cock is in the valley and two in her hands. She's trash talking and raising the heat for these guys. Cut to Gianna sitting on the floor and inviting the ball blasts. First guy covers her face. The second blast is a sneak as Gianna's trying to coax a load out of someone else, who blasts right after. The fourth pours down from the top of her pretty head. The last guy hits with a small, but hot according to Gianna, blast. She thanks everyone for cumming and wipes her face with her tits.Brandon saved the best for last. Everything about Gianna's scene is a step up. A hot girl with attitude who really knows how to use her tits for sex. |
 Bonus SceneNoelle Soleil, a young looking blonde, is in Brandon's office for a first time experience. She's never been in a scene before and Brandon informs her that she's going to be doing some swallowing today. She's already topless and Brandon sticks his dick in her face. She works hard on the tip and knows how to use her saliva but doesn't make much effort to go deep. Sucking head and stroking shaft, Noelle tries to work a load out of Brandon. She did her first swallowing at fifteen. Brandon sits and Noelle crawls after him. She looks like she's got nice tits, and with a good coat of paint and slutwear would fit right into the industry. She also looks like she's sporting an engagement ring. Could this bj be a present for her fiancee? The camera's set on the side as Brandon wants to see how much cock she can take. Not a hell of a lot as it turns out, but at least she doesn't complain. Back to straight POV and Noelle chickenheads the cock. She licks his balls and asks for cum. Brandon pours himself out onto her tongue. Noelle shows and swallows just like a pro. Then she pushes the strays into her mouth just like a cumslut. PCH to end the scene.I have a feeling we'll be seeing more of this girl in the near future. |
| Epilogue While this wasn't a barnburner of a video, it did deliver the goods in a lot of ways. All the women were blessed and natural. I don't know if it was planned this way, but the sequencing of scenes had a progression of intensity to them, starting with sweet Aphrodite and ending with slut supreme Gianna. Another thing I noticed is that you can take Brandon Iron out of the fetish but you can't take the fetish out of him. There are plenty of shots of footplay, and when the shoot was on American soil with access to more male performers, Brandon provided bukkake endings to the scenes. I haven't viewed a volume of Photographic Mammaries since the first one, so I don't know if this has been part of the normal structure. I can say that it was a fun way to close the scenes. All in all, a solid effort that I enjoyed. |
| The Disk Brandon always puts together a nice package of extras. More Tease Please has some nice views of the ladies and Brandy has an especially good one. A BTS that's got more fun with Brandy and her knowledge of boob terminology and some personal insights. Photoshoot, trailers, cumshot recap and the bonus bj. |
| Recommendation This is a strong rental candidate, and although not a must have, is a good value for purchase. |
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