Phil Varone's Secret Sex Stash Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  5/13/2012

Review:
Phil Varone’s banging more than the drums in “Phil Varone’s Secret Sex Stash”, a good celebrity fuck-flick released recently by Vivid Video. For those who may not know, Phil is the big-dicked, heavily-tattooed, former drummer for Saigon Kick (back in the day) and also Skid Row (later on)…both, of course, in the 80s hard rock / metal genre of music. As such, it’s safe to say that he has probably received more than his fair share of groupie tail over the years, and this (not-so-)secret stash gives the viewer a small sampling of all that. Indeed, Phil pounds his meaty drum stick down on the skins of six willing ladies in this production, all for the viewing pleasure of the audience. Rock on, Phil. Rock on.

First off, this review should probably start out with some quick notes. This disc isn’t going to be for everyone. Most of the camera work is decidedly amateur, and it lacks a lot of the gloss of the more-organized adult productions. This, of course, is to be expected in this kind of thing. It also adds to the realism of the whole endeavor, as well. While on the subject of realism, at least a couple of the participants are porn stars. Whether they were there as groupies or by design is anyone’s guess. That one’s up to the viewer to decide.

In terms of the sex, Phil gets a hotel-room taste of Madisyn and Sheena Ryder in Scene One. This segment features some double-blowjob work, girl-on-girl action, and plenty of vaginal fucking as its highlights, and the women do quite well in handling Phil’s monstrous schlong. In closing this very good sequence out, Phil gives the ladies—positioned side-by-side—a double-facial…not bad, not bad at all. Scene Two takes place in another hotel room, this time at night. There’s an immediate cut from the prior segment into this one, with Phil’s dick firmly in Austin Lee’s mouth. There’s a good deal of oral and vaginal action here, and the festivities are capped off with Phil blowing a load on Austin’s face and mouth after some blowjob / hand-job work on her part. This, of course, is all followed by some oral cock clean-off. In all, this one’s good.

In Scene Three, Phil takes on a lady known as Layla Lovelace. Again, there’s a direct cut to his dong in her mouth, and this is followed up by some nice POV blowjob and hand-job work. Over the course of the ensuing scene, Layla lets Phil titty-fuck her, she rims him, and there’s plenty of blowjob action…both POV and non-POV, and including gagging, spit, and throating. This oral-only sequence ends in a facial with some oral cock clean-off and also winds up being a good one, as well. Scene Four is the real highlight of the production, however, as it features Phil in a bedroom with a cute, strawberry blonde named Heather. There’s plenty of oral action (from both participants), as well as a number of vaginal positions that are employed. As all of this is going on, Heather does her best to accept Phil’s huge dick, and some of the facial expressions and expostulations that she makes are priceless. Regardless, she seems to be really into it, and a cum-shot on her face, mouth, neck, and chest caps this one off—very good stuff! The finale (Scene Five) is an interesting one. Adult Star, Shay Morgan, is paired up with Phil in a home. As she’s giving him head, she also tries to call her husband on her video smart phone. Ultimately, she manages to get through, and he’s there in the room with them…watching…for a good portion of the early action. At first, this comes off as bizarre and distracting...but once it gets going, it’s kind of kinky and hot, too. There’s a lot of oral in this sequence, and also a few vaginal positions. To close things out, Phil gives Shay a decent facial. Of course, she snaps a picture of it for the hubby at home—cool enough.

In terms of bonuses, it’s fairly weak. There’s a “Vivid-Celeb Sampler”, which basically consists of a number of trailers for various celebrity sex tapes…fairly soft material. There’s also a “Vivid Extras” section that plays through some advertisements and the anti-piracy PSA. [It should be noted that advertisements also play upon inserting the disc (skippable), and there’s a faint website watermark in the lower-right portion of the screen.]

In all, this is a good offering that will give fans an inside glimpse of the “rock star lifestyle”, at least as it pertains to groupie lovin’. It’s definitely not for everyone, but—if the above description sounds interesting and like it may float your boat—give it a look.


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