Pervs On Patrol Review

Reviewed by The D-Man  on  5/4/2011

Lights…Camera (or Cameras)…Action:

Scene 1: Jazy Berlin

First up is Jazy Berlin, a hot blonde who is modeling some clothes, but unbeknownst to her, at least for a little while, she's being videotaped in the dressing room. She complains to the photographer on the set, comforts her, which just happens to include some kissing, which in turn, leads to a nice an slow POV-style blow-job. At one point, Jazy tries out a few seconds of tittie fucking, but seems to have some second thought about doing some boob-banging. Huuh? Later on, Jazy leans back to ge fucked in missionary, well, more like Greek-style screwing. (Of course, it would have better if the camera didn't occasionally wander, such as to the blank wall). Then, when the lucky guy is about to bang Jazy from behind, he shoots his load. Oh, but don't worry, because the guy just trucks along, giving Jazy a well-deserved doggie-style pussy pounding. In turn, Jazy gets on top for some love squats and thrusts in both cowgirl and reverse-cowgirl. A final blowjob and a session of missionary results in the dude firing off onto Jazy's mouth.

Scene 2: Kortney Kane

Now its time for Billy Bailey to check out Kortney Kane as she does some stretching in the her backyard. She eventually discovers the guy in the bushes, but being the understanding type, she shows Billy her boobs... and a good time, starting with some POV-style head. Once Kortney finishes blowing her admirer, she rides the guy's rod via cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Eventually, Billy bangs Kortney in POV style missionary, and then regular view missionary. Ms. Kane then adds in another POV-style blowjob, and following a few more seconds of missionary, Billy pulls out and jerks off on Kortney's tongue and tits.

Scene 3: Halie James

Denis Marti believes that his babysitter, Halie James, is watching porn on his cable and getting off all over furniture when he's out. So he sets up a camera, to catch her in the act. It works, but Halie sort of turns the tables by using her seductive charms on Denis, first by breaking out her totally natural knockers, and then lavishing a regular view blowjob on Mr. Marti. After a while, Halie stops, gets up, goes over to say hi to the camera, and makes Alex uses it for capturing their sexual episode in POV. She continues to gulp down Denis' cock, and even shouts out "Hi daddy!” To the camera. Now that’s freaking classic. Moreover, Halie puts her mouthwatering melons to good use by supplementing her blowjob with some tittie fucking. Halie then pulls aside her panties so Denis can lick her pussy (a sort of POV from Halie's perspective), after which she parts her legs for some missionary style plowing. Even better is when Halie gets on all fours for some doggie-style fucking, showing her fantastic heart-shaped butt. Another bit of cock-sucking leads to some cowgirl, which includes a nice, if sudden, close-up of Halie's funbags. The boffing continues with more POV cock-riding and doggie-style fucking, and ends with Halie getting a facial. Without a doubt, this was my favorite scene of the whole DVD.

Scene 4: Lily LaBeau

Alex Gonz is sneaking and peeking in his house and spies his sister's friend, Lily, sleeping there in bed, in her panties and nothing else. In time, the tantalizing blonde finally wakes up and surprises the guy. Once Lily gets past the initial shock, she kind of likes the fact that Alex has the hots for her. That means, of course, Alex is soon the lucky recipient of a POV-style blowjob. Lily starts with some slow head, but she gradually increases the tempo, after which she gets on top, and guides Alex’s rod into her pussy for some cowgirl-style loving. Our couple also get freaky with some steady reverse-cowgirl style fucking, as well as POV-style doggie-style boning that has out couple alternating the speed of their thrusting and bumping. There’s a bit a regular view missionary (although its more like an obstructed view) which becomes some POV-style missionary, all of which ends with Alex releasing his sauce into Lily’s mouth.

Scene 5: Tiffany Star

The object of lust is Tiffany, who decides to relax with some self-love caught on tape by Anthony Rosano. In time, Tiffany notices se has company and catches the guy on the porch. But hey, the guy is sorry, and she still horny and needing the real thing. So, Anthony gets some redemption, beginning with a blowjob, regular view at first, then turning into a faster-paced, POV-style hummer. Anthony gets even luckier when Tiffany maneuvers her pussy and her newfound partner’s cock into a carnal conjunction in POV-style cowgirl fucking. (Thumbs up for some great back and firth bucking form Tiffany). Tiffany later dishes out another blowjob, replete with some furious pud pulling, but in de course, it’s back to the pussy pounding. So, Tiffany gets it good courtesy of some POV-style reverse-cowgirl style and doggie-style screwing that broken up with some side-view missionary boffing. Ultimately, Anthony blows his load on Tiffany’s neck.

The DVD:

In terms of the technical quality, keep in mind that this flick is sort of like an undercover video. Now, as for the DVD extras, there’s a Photo Gallery, a Cumshot Recap and some Trailers.

Summary:

Only in Porno Land can a video peeper actually be rewarded y his victims with sex. But hey, its makes for good fantasy. Of course, the appeal is helped along by the lovely and talented ladies herein. Halie James has an amazing body, and her playfulness stands out here. Lily Labeau’s has a distinct smoldering sensuality that works here. I should mention that Tiffany Star is a compelling cutie-pie and worth watching time and again. So, at the end of the day, I give Pervs on Patrol a hearty recommendation.