Performers of the Year (Elegant Angel) Review

Reviewed by MythMaker  on  3/9/2008

It has been some time since I’ve chosen to write a review, but after viewing this masterpiece of gonzo adult I cannot help but sing some praises. I have a penchant for Elegant Angel and most all of their productions find a place on my shelves. They know they have devoted fans, but it’s difficult to comprehend this company shows the same devotion right back. Case in point – William H.’s Performers of the Year. Let’s take a look, shall we?

Brianna Love:

“My butt’s gotten bigger over the last couple months, so I think that has a lot to do with all the talk.”

We open with Brianna dancing in an empty warehouse, wearing an impossibly small black and pink two piece and boots and looking so sexy it almost hurts. I’m amazed by how luscious her skin looks in this lighting, soft, silky, and I swear you can almost smell the lotion she had to have rubbed herself down with before this shoot. Brianna has the most sensational body, as everyone knows and loves, but I still stare in awe with how gorgeous she truly, truly is. Small tits, dazzling eyes, succulent lips, and the ass every one of us would gladly be suffocated by are all on display here and the sequence is unforgettable. Not a bad start.

Brianna is paired with James Dean who is in the enviable position of being face to face with the goddess, kissing her mouth, rubbing her body, hearing her pant, and putting his face between her voluptuous ass cheeks. Soon she is on her knees slobbering over his stiff cock, taking it to the hilt, and vigorously stroking. James must return the favor, getting behind Brianna and making out with her ass. I’m glad to have had it included, but rimming is always over all too soon in my opinion – it should take minutes, with fingering and tasting, stretching, and dirty talk from the girl. Anyhoo, James enters her pussy in standing doggy to begin and this looks hot for a time, but the position looks uncomfortable for her and the pounding goes a bit long. Thankfully, they move to a couch where James pushes her back, rips off her panties, and Brianna is scrumptious with her legs wide and up in the air, playing with her pussy while her puckered asshole winks at the world. Why James didn’t drop to his knees and French kiss her twat is fucking beyond me, but there still is a lot of fucking to do (male talent needs to perform more oral!!!!!). Brianna is spooned for a time, whispering “Take that fucking pussy, take that fucking pussy” and there’s a hot moment captured that I’ll leave to the viewer to find. On her knees we move to doggy anal, as Brianna whispers more smut, “That is ass is so fucking juicy, that ass is so fucking juicy”. This is a smoking hot sequence, and there’s either some lube dripping or it’s Brianna’s pussy juice… I’m going with the idea it’s p-juice! They capture an angle where your eyes move from Brianna’s enormous booty getting fucked to her eraser head nipples bouncing with her a-cups to her full, strawberry colored lips cooing, “stretch that fucking asshole out baby!”. Brilliant. Next is a beautiful sequence with Brianna lying on her side with her back to the camera, as James takes deep, long strokes in her ass. The shot looks like a Pac-Man giving head, but it’s so fucking hot!! A little gape and we transition to missionary anal, and Brianna continues the inspired dirty talk by cooing, “Fuck my ass like you fucking mean it. Fuck it good so you can bust a nut all over my face”. James obliges with a blast to her face, though a good shot zips past her head, oh well. Brianna kisses the tip of his cock and sucks a bit, which, by the way, is the first oral since he’s been in her ass… and it’s a fade out all too quick. I’m happy with some of the shots and Brianna was awesome the whole time, but we had no CG, CGA, RCGA, and absolutely no A2M! Perhaps they were looking for the fresh angles, but a scene with no A2M or cowgirl is a bit disappointing.

Rebecca Linares:

A brief interview offers a glimpse into the charm of this Latin superstar. Very fun and especially seductive, it would be hard to not want this woman to kiss you long and deep. The tease begins in a bathroom with Rebecca wearing black lace lingerie, gazing at herself in the mirror with almost as much adoration as I have staring at the screen. Rebecca licks the mirror and the image of her wet, bright pink tongue simply raises the need to kiss this woman to a whole new level. This tease sequence is amazing, the music is perfect, and watching her writhe on the pure white bed gazing at the camera brought a moment of wanting to “love” her. Odd, and I know it, but I felt like I wanted to love her. What a wonderful effect.

Rebecca begins by kissing her mate, Anthony Rosano, and the set up looks like they are meant to be lovers. If God were only so generous with me! The kissing is passionate and it makes me happy. He kisses her mouth, he kisses her breasts, rubs her pussy, moves to kiss her thigh and as he moves up her body says what needs to be said – “You are so beautiful!”. Thank you!!!! This is it. This is how more scenes should open, with lots of kissing all over the woman’s body. Rebecca is a goddess and it’s not just about fucking her hard and saying how slutty she is – she deserves to be told she’s beautiful! Anthony is rewarded for his worship by being granted access to French kiss her delectable asshole and pussy in doggy. Fucking heaven, and it goes on for a time with more work in mish, but over all too soon yet again. I could watch this stuff and listen to the lip smacking work for 10 minutes straight and not be bored. I digress again, where was I… Rebecca begins to take off his shirt and as they share more passionate kisses the fantasy became very vivid as I imagined her naked body pressed against me, kissing me like she only wanted me. This is great stuff folks! Rebecca starts to work over his cock and balls with her mouth before the love continues with Anthony whispering “I want to eat your pussy while you suck my dick” – Thank you, again!!!! 69 is becoming rare and I question what is wrong with the world today. Her ass looks perfect in this position and he’s really getting deep in her pussy which is simply brilliant. I love that Rebecca moans and reacts, but it’s not constantly loud, which can be wearisome at times. This is awesome. Anthony tells her to “sit on my dick” and as she obediently complies he follows up with “this is a dream come true” – indeed. This scene is amazing, and while I’ll tell you the first penetration is cowgirl, you will need to watch the scene for more details. You’ll thank me. I’m thankful Rebecca offers herself to us all, and she is a work of art which deserves our awe and respect. There is yet still no CGA, RCGA, and only a brief A2M. I’m not sure why these scenes don’t follow through. This scene could have been an all time classic, but it stopped short of the winners – Cowgirl Anal, lots of A2M with a swallow finish and this would have been perfect. Still, the copious amounts of oral and kissing, coupled with the chemistry and Rebecca being as stunning as she is make this above the board in many regards.

Alexis Texas:

The tease here is still top-notch, with Alexis shaking the still virgin ass to make us drool. She takes some time in the shower, and this is incredibly erotic with rivulets of soapy water winding their way around her bountiful curves. She is mouth watering as she squats and you see everything she has to offer; beautiful face with full, sexy lips and big eyes, a juicy pussy, near perfect sized breasts, and those two enormous ass cheeks casting shadows on the floor – oh, and she’s still dripping with soapy water, mmmmmmm

Alexis is paired with Mr. Pete who starts out by getting on his knees and sticking his nose between her ass cheeks. He pulls her thong aside and spreads her pussy lips, sniffing it he strokes it with his fingers; remarking how nasty it is, he pulls a finger out trailing a strand of some kind of juice which he feeds to her followed by a bit of making out (in all fairness, he spit on her twat before producing the so called pussy juice). There’s quite a bit of kissing, and he does get his mouth on her pussy for a bit before she’s squatting and sucking his cock. I have to say, looking at her eyes and listening to the slurping sounds she makes as she sucks his thick cock is pretty fucking hot. Alexis goes to the hilt, and with some throat fucking we say to ourselves, my how she’s grown! Alexis gets fucked in standing doggy for a time, asking Mr. Pete to “pull my hair while you fuck me like that”. She does some P2M which lasts for a decent length of time. Swinging one leg up to the countertop, Alexis’ ass looks sinful as she gets fucked in standing mish. It’s so good for Mr. Pete that he lifts her up to a standing CG, and I know God has a plan and a time set for when this girl will do anal – and it will be worth the wait. The action moves to a couch and we have some more nice shots of her ass while she licks more of her sticky pussy juice off of his cock. Alexis climbs on for some CG and I’ll leave the rest to your imagination…

Eva Angelina:

Do you need a reason? Seriously, where have you been?

Jada Fire:

No interview, straight to tease. I love Jada for so many reasons, and this sequence highlights a major one which is Jada is positively one of THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN ADULT. Straight fucking up. I’ll leave you to it.

It opens with Jada being fondled by Mark Ashley, and from the way he’s grabbing her and pressing her body to his we know this man wants to fuck the shit out of her. I’m a big fan of body contact and watching Jada and Mark grind against one another is fucking hot as hell! Mark gets right behind her ass and buries his face and tongue deep, deep up that chocolate crack. The angle wasn’t the best to capture this moment, but my imagination already had this image firmly planted so I could easily fill in the visual gaps. Soon the two are fucking in standing doggy, with Jada almost grabbing her laced up ankles. Cut to Jada kneeling on the floor with Mark lubing her ass with his spit and tonguing her ass like it was chocolate ice cream. Mark fucks her twat nicely while she’s face down, ass up. Jada cums to life when she starts to writhe over his cock in, as Mark instructs, “long strokes, yeah long strokes” – this is fucking hot. He quickly scoops her up and carries her to a lounge chair before he gets down and properly worships what has to be one of the sweetest pussies in the biz. Then it’s on to so mish fucking which, just after a cut, leads to a creamy squirt by Jada. The mish fucking continues before, following another brief cut, leads to a second squirt. Can you tell I’m still not completely sold squirting is genuine. It’s fucking hot as hell, and I’d drink a glassful, but is it a natural female juice? Don’t quite know. If it is real, then I need to find the woman who can do so and marry her as soon as is humanly possible!! Mark anticipates my fantasy by putting his mouth on her dripping pussy and sucking her chocolate lips like any sane man would. Jada proceeds to climb onto his cock in CG, initially protesting “No…no” like her orgasms were too intense, but she relents and pretty soon she’s saying, “Yeah, spank that ass” - and she means it. This girl is scrumptious. She’s so fucking beautiful, and so intense that this angle is just mind-blowing. She pauses long enough to swing her ass around so he can feast on her neon pink pussy while she sucks her own pussy squirt off his cock in 69 (this is a running theme of this title, and I fucking approve!!). Mark dips his cock into her ass first off in spoon, and her ass cheeks look so fucking gorgeous. Then on to CGA, thank GOD, though it’s angled to look like RCGA. What a sight, watching Jada’s magnificent frame slide up and down on his cock, with her tits bouncing and her painfully beautiful face reflecting how intensely she’s feeling this nasty fuck marathon! There’s a third cut before Jada squirts all over Mark and the camera while he pounds her in this position. This leads to a transition to Jada taking it in doggy on an ottoman… and this is fucking hot as shit especially when Mark pulls out and dives back in creating little pink gapes in Jada’s ass – so, so, so fucking hot! He fucks her till she’s sprawled all over the place cooing, “It’s so fucking good. It’s so fucking good” and Mark pulls out spraying jizz all over her ass. We leave where we entered and I continue to love Jada more and more… truly a stunningly beautiful woman and a voracious jizz junkie! Fucking LOVE her!

Sasha Grey:

I’m going to have to go the route I did with Eva … she’s not the AVN Female Performer of the Year for sitting on her hands and smiling pretty. This girl is unique. Watch and learn.

Jenna Haze:

“How does it feel to be a legend?”

Jenna is another for whom you should need no extra information to want to see this scene, but I’m going to break down some of the progression. The tease is enough to get you where you need to go, a very close second to the Rebecca sequence. Mark Davis, a legend himself, has the pleasure of working with our starlet and they begin with some kissing, fingering, then lots of oral/rimming (m2f) – very fucking hot. Jenna returns the favor and climbs on for an extended cowgirl ride. They move to mish before he bends Jenna over and French kisses her tight asshole. In brief, we have RCGA, side-saddle anal, doggy anal, A2M, spoon anal, A2M, swallow finish. This scene delivered the formula I’m really into, and really brought the feature to a grand finish – Wow!

Extras:

William H. delivers a BTS of this shoot, a BTS retrospective of E.E. 2007 productions, and an interview with the director. There are four complete bonus scenes, six trailers, and a photo gallery if you needed any other reasons to buy this title today.

Conclusion:

Buy it, period.

I must explain a four and a half star score by saying I need to leave room for improvement. If you know anything about Elegant Angel it’s probably that they consistently put out some of the best titles month to month, year to year. A 4 ½ star rating for them is a 5 /12 for most everyone else, let’s put it in context. However, this has the potential to be a juggernaut series and I have a few tweeks I’d like to see to really bring it to the next level. First, I’d definitely require P2M and/or A2M in every scene at least 2-3 times. Second, I’d like to see a toy or two; eg anal beads or dildos. And I’d also really, really like to see either a creampie or swallow in at least half of the scenes. We had Eva and a creampie and Jenna swallowed, but there are 7 complete scenes in what is shaping up to be a flagship series. These are my suggestions, and they are personal and a bit on the greedy side, but I want this series to be perfect and that means each scene needs to be well rounded, well paced, and finished with a flourish. For any other company and most other directors this is a five, but Elegant Angel raises the bar and I want them to keep raising it.