Panty Trap, The Review

Running Time: 105 min.

Production Date: None given

Director: credited to D. Lynch but all scenes were originally directed by Derek Dozer

Cast: Alicia Tease, Mallory Rae Murphy, Maya Hills, Summer Bailey, Barry Scott, and Michael Stefano

False Advertising: The boxcover claims that bonus footage and trailers are included on this release, neither of which exist. To me, this is one of the cases where it's worse than normal as it helps to make this look like a new release when it's in fact a compilation. Yes, this is a case when I deduct points from the overall score, but in this case it doesn't really matter.

Scene Breakdown:

What You Need to Know: The Panty Trap collects four of the five scenes originally released in I Spy Camel Toe 2 from Sudden Impact. There are few things that piss me off when I pick up a movie than this, as not only is it an obvious and deliberate attempt to deceive consumers, but it's a lazy one where some stupid bastich couldn't even take the energy to pick scenes from multiple movies! I'm not even dignifying this release with the screen captures I know many look for. The four scenes here are decent, but nothing special, with Maya Hills easily turning out the best scene in the movie with Michael Stefano. Surprisingly, D-list mope Barry turns out some decent pops, but none of the scenes here get too far past the average mark. If you're interested in this one, go find a copy of I Spy Camel Toe 2 instead and get the entire release rather than just this edited version of it.

The Extras: All you get is a photo gallery lasting about four and three quarter minutes and cumshot recaps.

Condom Usage: None

Final Thoughts: It's a compilation deliberately putting itself forward as a new release. There's absolutely no way I can justify anyone supporting that kind of business practice.

Note to D. Lynch Productions / Juicy Entertainment: Lying to consumers might get you some quick cash in the short run, but it's definitely not going to last...

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